Alright! Another chapter! Sorry bout the wait but here it is! Thanks for all your reviews and if ya like you can write more. I plan on writing much more and more often but for now here is chapter three of the Hijinx revisited entitled:
Escapades"Shaving cream."
"Shaving cream."
FWWWOOOP
"Razor."
"Razor."
BZZZZZZZZ
"Towel."
"Towel."
"Powder."
"Powder."
POOF POOF
"Lipstick."
"Lipstick."
SLLLAATTHHER
"Wig."
"Wig."
"And…finished. What a remarkable job, if I do say so myself."
"He look great!"
"Of course, now to load him into the van and get downtown."
"Oui."
Beast sat in the driver's seat of a large Black van borrowed from the mansion's garage. Next to him was Gambit and in the back seat strapped side by side were the unconscious duo of Logan and Bobby.
"Dey both out cold non?" Gambit asked with a smile.
"Yes, it seems the drinking competition worked to the full effect planned. Although Bobby's discovery of the placebo happened sooner than I had planned. I wanted to tell him myself but oh well. He lasted as long as was required."
"Why didn't you give him a real one Hank?"
"While I have been working on such a medicine I have yet to sort out the finer details and create such a pill. So I merely used the power of suggestion and hoped for the best. He'll have a bit of a headache and hangover, but those effects I have been able to create a dampening agent for. Bobby will be fine and in the end I'm sure he'll see the humor of the situation."
"Yeah? And what about Logan?"
Beast cast a glance at him, easy smile on his face, "Logan will also be fine. We'll have a good laugh and it'll be the end of the repercussions leftover from the pink incident."
"You really believe dat?"
Beast's smile grew and he shook his head, "No. Check the glove box."
Gambit opened the compartment and pulled out an envelope. Inside were plane tickets, to Hawaii.
"We figured Canada and Mexico would be far to obvious, and an island would be harder to track to. I, of course, have erased any paper trail leaving only physical tracking. Once were in the air it'll be…"
"UGGHHHH…" A groan came from the backseat. Beast and Gambit both shared a glance backwards and returned to their conversation.
"Harder for dear Logan…to…" Beast trailed off and looked back again with Gambit. What they saw was Logan who had now flushed over with pink and was dappled with purple spots blinking awake.
"What the hell happened?" he groaned while rubbing his head.
"Dis not good Hank…" Gambit whispered.
"AND WHAT THE HELL AM I WEARIN?!!"
"Oh dear…"
"RAAWWWRRRRR!!!"
"Hank!!!"
Logan began to thrash about in the back trying to pull free from the seat belt that held him down. *SNIKT* His claws came loose and Hank slammed down on the gas sending the van shooting forward and causing Logan to fall back after slicing off the strap. Logan continued to struggle forward and Beast began to swerve madly throwing his angry passenger around.
"I thought you said dat tranq would keep him out!" Gambit screamed while clutching the dashboard.
"My calculations…" he pulled hard to the left, "appear to have been…." The van swerved around an oncoming car, "Slightly off…Stars and Garterssss!!!" Beast had swerved again and cut so hard that the van was now teetering on two wheels.
"WOOAAAHHH!!!" Gambit braced himself against the dash and roof. Suddenly three gleaming claws thrust between him and Beast.
"YER ALL DEAD!!!!"
Beast saw the claws and jerked the wheel again. The van spun in a circle and crashed down so all four wheels met pavement. The hard turn sent the vehicle shooting into an alleyway, sparks flying as one side ground against the wall. Logan was once again up and menacing the two between the front seats and Hank slammed on the brakes, sending the mutant forward and then peeled out and sent him flipping backwards and into the rear of the van.
"Dead End!!!" Gambit yelled and pointed. Beast was forced to swerve to avoid the large brick wall up ahead and the van squealed as it slid up against the wall. It collided with a loud crunch of metal.
"Time to depart!" Hank sang as he undid his seat belt and jumped out. Opening the passenger door he quickly worked on getting Bobby free who had miraculously made it thru unscathed.
"Beast! I can't get out!!" Gambit was frantically struggling to pull free from the seat and cross over to exit out Hank's door since his was smashed. "Help!"
Logan was now climbing over the seats uttering curses and threats and Hank quickly pulled Bobby out and slung him over his shoulder. Then he moved to his door and reached over, unlatching Gambit's belt and pulling him out to. Quickly he slammed the doors as Logan thrust his claws forward. They sliced thru the metal and Hank quickly bounded away carrying his two cohorts.
They made it a ways down the alley before Beast set Gambit down and the two continued running. Over his shoulder Bobby began to stir.
"Owww…my head…" he reached up and rubbed his forehead and felt himself being jostled about. "Geez Hank, easy. Have I got a…Logan?" He blinked in confusion as he saw the enraged Wolverine running after them. "What's Logan…Oh God!!! He's awake, you let him wake up!!!"
Beast snuffed, "We didn't let him, he just did. So much for your plan Robert."
"Dis is the last time…" Gambit huffed as he raced, "Dat Gambit be followin a plan dat has stick figures an was drawn in crayon."
"Hey it's all I could find, and you two are the ones who screwed up! Boy he looks peeved, faster Hank!"
Hank looked sideways at Bobby, "You're awake now, you can run too." Quickly he dropped Bobby and continued to bound away. Bobby quickly jumped to his feet, cast one look at Logan and ran after Beast and Gambit.
"Who knew he could run so fast in a dress?" Bobby laughed and quickened his pace as Logan roared again.
Do they make it? What all did they do to Logan? And where are they? Stay tuned to find out! And I promise, no long waits this time. It'll all be here soon, and more so keep reading and looking for me, adam_bat!