Chapter 3

It was the third month ever since Gaz and Kimi discovered that they were pregnant with Tommy and Timmy's kid and the months of pregnancy was either good or harsh. Sometimes the two have to go to the bathroom or the two has mood swings and take it out on anyone nearby (including Tommy and Timmy). As of right now, the two are at a baby shower for the both of them. The two girls' stomachs got bigger since when they found out as well.

"Thanks for the gift guys. We really appreciated them." said Gaz with a smile.

"Anyone for my daughter and her friend." remarked Prof. Membrane.

"And for me! I am the god!" boomed Zim.

"Zim, that isn't what I mean for being a godfather. A godfather is like a family member of sorts. You don't get super powers or anything." said Dib with a sigh.

Zim pauses.

"Can I still act like a God?" asked Zim.

"Whatever."

Tommy and Timmy were nearby talking.

"Man what am I going to do? I mean, Kimi is going to have my kid but right now both our parents are going nuts that she isn't married when having it." Timmy said with a groan.

"So? Proposed to her." Tommy suggested.

"I ain't ready yet. I need a ring, the parents' permission and everything." Timmy explained.

"Me and my friends will helped." Tommy said.

"Okay, thanks. Just keep it a secret okay? I want this to be a surprise to Kimi." Tommy said.

"Okay."

Tommy then goes over to Gaz.

"So how is my lovely wife doing?" Tommy said putting his arm around Gaz.
Suddenly Gaz removes Tommy's arm and growls at him without warning.

"Touch me again and you'd faced the wrath of security!" said Gaz as she snapped her fingers and dolls that she used for security appeared to threaten Tommy.

Tommy gulps. "Okay."

Tommy backs off a bit. Gaz calls off her security.

"What did I do?" Tommy asked his dad.

"It's a mood swing, Tommy. Women sometimes have them when they were pregnant. I should know, Didi went nutso on me when having you or Dil." Stu said.

"Stu!" said Didi embarrassed.

Chuckie came over with a smoothie for Kimi.

"Here's your smoothie, sis." Chuckie said about to give the smoothie to Kimi.

"Get away from me!" shrieked Kimi as she slaps the smoothie away from Chuckie.

"See? Mood swing. Pure and simple." Stu said.

"Oy vey." said Tommy with a groan.

Near by Angelica is scoffing. "Just because they're pregnant, they get all the attention."

Just then a familiar face came up to her. "Hello Angelica."

"Oh, hey Savannah, what do you want?" Angelica scoffed.

"I couldn't help but notice you're feeling, how should I put it, negative about Kimi and Gaz." Savannah said.

"Well, duh, look at them. They're being glory hogs! Ooo what I wouldn't give to knocked them off their high horse." Angelica grumbled.

"I couldn't agree more." Savannah smiled

Later

Savannah and Angelica walked up to Kimi and Gaz. "Hello girls." Savannah smiled.

"Savannah?" Kimi asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What are you doing here?" Gaz grumbled.

"Oh I was in the area so I had to come by. My, my, you two have gotten quite...what's the word I'm looking for Angelica?" She, jokingly, asked.

"Large? Huge? Planet size?" Angelica guessed. Then the two started to laugh.

This mad Kimi and Gaz snarl.

"Yeah! Exactly! And just think this is only the third month. By the 9th month you'll both...loose...your..." Savannah and Angelica stopped laughing and started to become afraid, very very afraid at what they say. Kimi was growling and cracking her knuckles while Gaz snapped her fingers and her security robots appeared and, slowly, walked towards them.

The two snobby girls realized just how wrong it is to be on the receiving side of a pregnant girls mood swing so they bolted out of there. Kimi sighed while Gaz snapped her fingers, sending her security away.

Timmy and Tommy laughed, walked up, and put their arms around their girls.

"Man, you girls really showed them." Tommy smiled.

"Yeah, I don't think I ever saw those two so scared." Timmy added.

Unknown to them, Kimi and Gaz were glaring at them. Then the two girls grabbed their boyfriend/husband and threw them at each other, knocking them both out. Then they brushed their hands off.

Stu was nearby and sighed. "Chalk a few more for mood swings again."

Back at Tommy and Gaz's apartment...

Gaz is looking at herself in the mirror and sighs. Tommy came in, with a bandage on his head.

"Man, you and Kimi sure throw me and Timmy hard." Tommy comments.

"I'm sorry, Tommy. I just have a major mood swing. I didn't mean to." Gaz said with another sigh.

"It's okay, dear. Women are sometimes like that." Tommy said.

"And what do you mean by that?" Gaz asked, giving her trademark Goth death glare.

Tommy gulps. "I mean that women can be like that when there's a kid inside them. I'm sorry. Don't kill me!" Tommy pleaded.

Gaz laughs. "I was only joking, Tommy. Don't worry about it." Gaz told Tommy.

"That's a relief. Tommy said as he got into bed. "I guess me and Timmy will have to put up with both you're and Kimi's mood swings until the kids are born." Tommy said.

"Speaking of which, is Turner going to asked Kimi to marry him?" Gaz asked her husband.

"He will when he's ready." Tommy told Gaz. Then he noticed that Gaz is thinking about something a bit impressed. "What's wrong?"

"What the heck Savannah meant by the big jokes?" Gaz asked depressed. "Am I going to exploded or something?"

"Oh, Savannah was just trying to tease you. Don't let her get to you. You are still my..." Tommy begins to say.

Suddenly Gaz grabs his throat and glares at him.

"Don't try anything, buster!" snapped Gaz angrily.

Tommy nodded nervously and Gaz lets go and gasped.

"I'm sorry, Tommy. I didn't mean that either." said Gaz sadly.

"It's okay. It's just another one of your mood swings. Tell you what. Let's go to sleep and we'd talk about this in the morning, kay?" Tommy suggested.

"Okay. I love you." Gaz said to Tommy.

"Me too." Tommy said.

Tommy then kissed Gaz on the lips, Gaz turns the lights off, and the two went to sleep.

As Gaz was sitting down, trying to beat the Anneubis in Vampire Piggy Zero, she rested the Game Slave 6 on her belly. Suddenly, two mummies came up out of the ground and zapped Zero of what little power he had left. "Game Over", read the display. Gaz swore to herself, and tried to get up. By now she'd usually gotten the hang of it, except for some reason she felt bigger.

"Tommy," she said turning to her husband. "Can you help me up?"

Tommy rolled his eyes. "I'm coming," he said, walking out of the kitchen.

As he grabbed Gaz's arm, they both tried to lift up but Tommy only lost traction on the floor and slipped.

"You klutz!" Gaz fumed. "What a weenie, you can't even pull a woman up!"

"Of course I can! Watch!" Tommy said getting up. All of a sudden he had Gaz up on her feet as if she weighed nothing.

"Well, that was weird," Gaz said. As she stood up, she felt something behind her. As she turned around, she saw the chair she was sitting in--only it wasn't on the ground, it was stuck to her butt.

"AAH! Tommy, look!" She pointed behind her.

Tommy looked behind her. "Huh, would you look at that." he said nonchalantly.

"Look at that?!" She raved, "Look at that?! Get it off of me, you dork!"

Tommy rolled his eyes again. "Gaz, it's just a chair. Besides, it looks good on you."
Gaz glared at Tommy.

"Get that chair off of my rear or you'll be eating through a sponge, you twit!"
Tommy jumped up and started pulling.

"Wow," he said absently, "that thing's on there pretty good."

"Well get it NOT ON THERE."

Tommy yanked as hard as he could, but try as he might, he couldn't get it off.

"I'll be right back, I'm going to go get the crowbar," Tommy said running off.

"What?!" Gaz shouted, " What do you mean the crowbar?! Tommy! Thomas Pickles, you get back here right now!"

Tommy returned a second later with a crowbar a hammer and a chisel. Gaz looked at him strangely.

"Well, just in case," Tommy shrugged. He climbed on top of the chair and stuck the crowbar in between the chair and Gaz.

"What in the Mushroom Kingdom are you doing?!" Gaz shrieked.

"Calm down," Tommy said, "I'll have this thing off in no time!"
As he said that, the chair shot off of her, and Tommy fell off. A loud crash was heard. When they turned around, there was a large chair-shaped hole in the wall.

"Bah, I can fix that" Tommy said.

"Man," Gaz whined, "I've been sitting on my rear too much! My butt's getting too big!"

"Ah, you look fine, honey." Tommy said.

"I do not!" She cried. I can't see my feet, I can't get up from anywhere, and I just turned a chair into a projectile!"

"It's not that big a deal, Gaz, really!" Tommy said.

"I've gotta get out of here," Gaz said making her way toward the door.

"Ok," Tommy said, simply shrugging his shoulders.

"Great, now I'm waddling, too!" She said sadly.

"Nah, no waaay, you've got a nice stride," Tommy said, trying to be complimentary.

"Don't jack me around, Tommy!" Gaz said sourly, her eyes turning red.

"Easy on the language, honey," Tommy said. Gaz was in his face in a second.

"Don't tell me to watch my $#&?! Language you little--"

"Gaz, you're totally overreacting. And you do need to watch your language. Now calm down and go take a nice breather outside." Tommy offered.

Gaz let up.

"Okay." she sighed, going for the door, "You're right all I need is to go outside and--"

Suddenly, she was stuck again. She couldn't fit through the doorjamb.

"Tommy!" She screamed, "I'm stuck again!"

"Oh, brother!" Tommy said, rolling his eyes yet again.

As Tommy tried to push Gaz out the door. Gaz struggled to get free.

"Hi guys," a nasally congested voice said.

Gaz looked up to see Chuckie and Lil walking toward her.

"GYAAAH!!" Gaz shrieked, "Tommy get me out of here!"

"Hi, Gaz, how ya doin?" Lil said congenially, as if she didn't see Gaz stuck in her own door. Gaz felt a lead weight in the pit of her stomach.

"uuhh...uhh..." Gaz stuttered.

"That's cool," Lil said, "Wow, Gaz you really do look beautiful!"

"Er... thanks?" Gaz said.

"I Mean, not a lot of girls can pull off the pregnant thing, but you are lookin' good for three months in!" she continued.

"Yeah, "Chuckie agreed, "You really are coming along nicely there!"

"Tommy!!! HELP!!" Gaz called back to her husband who was just reclining up against her back, reading the newspaper.

"Huh?" Tommy said, being snapped out of his reading, "You talking to me, honey?"

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Whaddaya mean?" Tommy looked at her weird.

'AAARRRGH!" She yelled as she tugged at the door again.

"So have you felt it kicking yet?" Lil asked.

"STOP MOCKING ME LILLIAN!!" Gaz yelled

"Really? Can I feel?" Lil said.

"Yeah, me too?" Chuckie said

"NO, YOU CAN NOT!"

Lil put her hand on Gaz's belly.

"Wow," she said, "That's so amazing! It's like it's just floating around in there!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

Gaz gave one last mighty tug and freed herself from the door with a loud popping sound.

"Okay, see you later!" Lil said waving to her as Gaz stormed off.

As she walked on, she started to feel funny. A man passed her lifting his hat.

"Howdy, ma'am!" he said

The only problem was that he looked like he was half their size of her.

"Huh?" Gaz said to herself.

All of a sudden, her feet weren't touching the ground.

"What the--?" Gaz said as she tried to walk. Her little legs just wiggled off to her side. She started to roll forward.

"Hey!" She yelled, "Wait a minute!" She stuck her arms out in front of her and caught herself.

"I gotta get back home!" she thought to herself. "I gotta get Tommy to take me to the hospital!"

As she pulled herself back down the street, she rolled over her arms.

"Ow!" she yelped. "Hey! Tommy! HELP!" she rolled up to what looked like a 1/64th scale model of her apartment building. The top half of her body was dangling from the middle of her gigantic belly.

"Oh, Hi, honey!" Tommy called up, "back already?"

"Tommy! Listen to me! I need you to get me to the hospital somehow!"

Tommy looked confused. Or at least it looked like confusion from where Gaz was.

"What do you mean?" Tommy called back, "You look fine!"

"WHAT?!" Gaz yelled, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK FINE?! I LOOK LIKE I'M CARRYING A SMALL PLANET!!"

Suddenly, a small moon started to go into orbit around her.

"Har, har," she said sarcastically, "Will you help me get to the hospital or not?"

"Ah, you're fine, honey!" Tommy yelled back up to her, "You're just retaining water that's all!" he said something else after that, but she didn't catch it.

"What did you say?" She called back.

"I said it's perfectly normal!" Tommy yelled up to her.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NORMAL'?! I HAVE A SATTELLITE!!" Gaz yelled.

"Ah, don't worry honey," Tommy said, "It'll be all over soon!"

"WHAT?! Gaz yelled, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

"Well, you can't get much bigger! You'd have to go into labor!"

"WHAT!?!" Gaz yelled.

"Yeah you should be going in about 5..."

"FIVE WHAT?!"

"Four,"

"WAIT!"

"Three,"

"TOMMY!"

"Two,"

"TOMMY!!!"

"One,"

"HELP!"

"Blast off!!" Tommy yelled gleefully.

Suddenly a huge contraction wracked Gaz's body.

"This is it, honey!" Tommy yelled excitedly, "It's the moment you've been waiting for!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" Gaz yelled back in excruciating pain.

"You're in labor!"

"AAAAUUUGH! WHY?! I'm only three months in!

"It happens honey!"

Another contraction zapped Gaz hard.

"You ! You did this to me and I'll never forgive you!!" Gaz yelled back to Tommy.

"Yeah I know, isn't it great?" Tommy called up.

"AAAAUGH! WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE, YOU ARE SOOOOO DEAD, MISTER!"

As she finished yelling, Gaz got wracked by another contraction. An airplane trailing a sign that said "Eat At Pepe's" flew by her head.

"Isn't this exciting?" Tommy asked as she tensed up for another labor pain.

"NO!" she yelled.

"I'm all a-tingle!" Tommy laughed.

"I'm in PAIN, you moron!!" Gaz yelled as the Hubble telescope bonked into her head, offsetting its lens again.

She started to roll again

"YAAAH! Tommy! Help!" She said as she rolled over their apartment building. Another contraction zapped her.

"TOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU?!" She called out.

"Hi honey!" he called out, hanging onto her belly. "Wow, this is fun!"

"Tommy, if I could reach you, I'd SOOOOOOO wring your scrawny little neck!" She graveled.

"I've done it!" Some one called out, sticking a flagpole in her belly button, "I've conquered Mount Gaz!"

"All right!" Tommy yelled back at him, "Way to go, dude!!"

"This is Chet Ubetcha with breaking news!" She heard a report say. "A freakishly large Purple-haired woman has started to throw the Earth's rotation off-center. We should be colliding with Mars in a matter of hours!"

"I am not freakish!!" Gaz yelled down. She got zapped again. She let out a shriek so loud that it shattered all the glass within four miles.

"Well, it's almost all over, honey!" Tommy said.

"WHAT?" she yelled.

"Well," Tommy said, you either give birth or explode with the next contraction!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"I said you'll either give birth or explode!"

"EXPLODE!?!"

"Oh, yeah," Tommy said, "Happens all the time!"

Suddenly the next contraction came, and it was even worse than the last one, she felt her belly expand, she couldn't take it anymore.

"TOMMY!"

"Here it comes, honey!"

Suddenly there was a loud popping noise.

Gaz sat bolt upright in bed, in a cold sweat, panting heavily. The room was dark, and she looked around. She was in bed. Her sudden awakening startled Tommy out of

his sleep and he fell out of the bad onto the floor.

"Gaz?" Tommy said "Are you okay? What's wrong?"

Gaz looked down at her belly. It was the normal size, the same as it was when she went to bed.

"Gaz?" Tommy repeated.

"Oh, Tommy!" Gaz started to cry. "I just had the most horrible dream!"

Tommy rushed over to her and hugged her. "It's okay, honey," He said, "I'm here now. Everything's going to be okay!"

"Tommy," Gaz wept, "I'm scared!"

"It's okay," Tommy said tenderly, "It was just a dream; it's nothing to get worried about."

That last part struck Gaz.

"What?" she said coldly.

"It was just a bad dream," Tommy said perplexedly. "It's over now, nothing to worry about."

Gaz grabbed her pillow and started whacking Tommy across the face with it.

"You inconsiderate, insensitive, butt-headed, prick!" She yelled as she pelted him.

"Ow! Ow! Hey!" Tommy yelled.

She stopped and went back to sleep, turning her back on him in anger.

"What'd I say?" Tommy said to himself.

"Couch. Now!" Gaz said pointing to the door.