Chapter 5

It has been 3 month since Timmy proposed to Kimi and the girls were just entering their 6th month. It was a record high that day for the Rugrats hometown. Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk...literally.

At the Pickles Residents, Gaz and Tommy are inside the kitchen at the table with Stu while Didi is getting food ready. Gaz is happily rubbing her rather large belly. " I STILL can't believe there's life in me." She smiled. Then she sighed. "But does he really have to make me show that much."

Tommy laughed. "Gaz, when my mother was having Dil, we used to think she was a bouldar."

"TOMMY!" Didi gasped.

Stu laughed. "It all comes with the package Gaz."

"So, Gaz, you hungry for anything?" Didi asked.

"Mmm." Gaz smiled. "I want some ice cream and Dil Pickles!"

"YOU AIN'T EATING ME!" Dil's voice could be heard.

"She meant the food Dil!" Tommy called.

"Strange Cravings already eh?" Stu smiled. "Remember the strange foods you used to eat Didi?"

Didi scoffed. "Don'y remind me."

Stu leaned in. "Eggs and Ketchup every morning and Salmon Ice Cream for lunch."

"STU!" Didi snapped.

Meanwhile back at Tommy and Gaz's apartment, Zim, GIR, Dib, as well as some people worked on the baby room for Tommy and Gaz's baby.

"Now put that there or I'd fry you into smithereens!!!" boomed Zim still in his disguse.

"Zim, isn't that a little threatening?" Dib asked.

"Hey anything for my godchild, isn't that right UNCLE Dib." mocked Zim.

"Shut up Zim. If you weren't no longer endangering the Earth, I'd exposed you right now." Dib snapped.

"Hey remember when I tricked the people to beat you up that Christmas Day? I'm thinking of doing that again...except as a baby!" Zim remarked.

"Guys, guys! Stop! This whole thing is tearing us apart!!!!" yelled GIR like a maniac.

"Thank you, GIR. That will do." Zim said.

"Okie dokie. Can I played in the crib when it's done?" GIR asked stupidly.

"Oy vey." groaned Zim.

"And the Tallest gave you him why?" Dib said with a smirk.

Zim pulls out a muffin and hits him with it.

"And that was for throwing it at me years ago and don't give me that whole false life trip." Zim remarked.
"I hate you." Dib said annoyed.

Meanwhile elsewhere...

Timmy is at his home talking to his old pals, A.J. and Chester.

"Oh man. I can't believe you're going to get married, Timmy." said A.J., a scientist at NASA.

"Yep. I find it hard to believed too." Timmy agrees.

"Man, when A.J. married Veronica, we thought you would follow suit with Trixie, but then again, popularity has its limits." said Chester, wearing a paper bag over his head just like his dad.

"Are you guys coming?" Timmy asked.

"Wouldn't miss it." A.J. said with a smirk.

"Some of us would. I mean Tootie likes you and what about Remy, who you say liked Kimi during your first meeting with her?" said Chester.

"Who knows and who cares?" said Timmy with a smirk. He probably got over his crush for Kimi right about now..."

Once again elsewhere...

Someone in a disguise came up to a mansion somewhere in Dimmsdale. Upon arriving, the person knocks on the door, which the butler answers.

"May I help you?" asked the butler.

"Yes, I am here to see Remy." said the person.

"Ah yes. He's expecting you." said the butler allowing the person to come in.

The butler leads to where Remy is at. The person in question is in his Study reading a newspaper. As the butler let the person then, the blonde-haired Remy angrily throws the paper on the floor.

"I supposed you are still reading the newspaper you kept ever since you heard about Turner's wedding?" asked the person.

"What? Oh it's you." Remy said upong seeing the person. "Yes I did. I fell for her first and Turner went and took her away from me!"

"Well, I got a grudge too except against the Kimi girl. You know what's this meeting about, right?" asked the person as she removes her hood. It's Trixie.

"Yes, yes I do." grumbled Remy.

Later at Tommy and Gaz's apartment

Gaz enters and sighes irritably at what she sees. Dib and Zim are at each others throats and Gir is bouncing on a broken crib

Later

Gaz standing and glaring down at Dib and Zim, who are on their knees. "I cannot believe you two!" Gaz snapped as she held her back a bit. Zim and Dib flinched. "All I ask you two was to work on the Baby's room and WHAT do you do? You make a big mess out of things with your constant rivalry."

"Eh..Gaz I can explain..." Dib started.

"DON'T even bother Dib!" Gaz snapped. Zim snickered. "And YOU!" Gaz growled. "You stop instigating!"

Zim growled. "She sounds more like an Irkan."

Gaz growled and Grabbed Zim by the collar. "What did you say?"

Zim smirked. "I'm just saying. You've been exposed to Irkan Technologies a bit more than Zim has...what's to say it hasn't effected you...and your baby."

Gaz gasped as she dropped Zim.

Later

That night Tommy was in bed asleep while Gaz held her stomach. "COuld Zim be right..." She laughed. "Naw, he's crazy." With that she went into bed and closed her eyes.

Tommy was driving like a maniac to the hospital. Gaz's water had just broken. It had been nine months since she learned she was pregnant. In between screams of fear (every time Tommy took a corner, the rear end would swing out and over steer. Pretty amazing, since they were in a Cavalier), she tried to do her Lamaze exercises.

"Don't worry, honey, we're almost there," Tommy said, wildly power sliding around the next corner.

"Tommy, stop that! You're going to get us killed!" Gas shrieked. As Tommy shot down the street, Gaz noticed that he was pushing 80mph.

"Tommy slow down!"

"No time!" Tommy said nervously, "we gotta get you to the hospital!"

As Tommy skidded up to the front of the hospital, he ran out and open Gaz's door, to help her out. Gaz noticed steam rising from under the car's hood.

"Tommy! Look!" She said, pointing to the billowing cloud rising from the grille.

"Ah, that's nothing to worry about, honey!" Tommy said, trying to hurry Gaz along. "You know Chevies. Like a rock, right? Now let's go!"

"Tommy?" She said.

"What?"

"I can't let go of the dashboard!" She whined. Tommy pried Gaz's fingers off of the dashboard, and helped her out of the car. An orderly came out of the hospital with a wheelchair. When Tommy looked back at the car to close it, he noticed deep finger marks forged into the dashboard.

"Hmm, maybe I was driving a little too fast." He said.

"Ya think?!" Gaz yelled.

As he got back in and tried to start the car to park it, it backfired loudly. Gaz almost jumped out of the wheelchair.

"Ma'am, are you all right?" the orderly asked.

"Just take me inside. I don't know that man, I've never met him in my life." Gaz said, pinching her eyes together.

As Gaz was wheeled into her hospital room, her contractions were getting to be more frequent, though not nearly as painful as they were in her dream. Suddenly Tommy came into the room with Zim and Dib.

"Finally!" Zim yelled in triumph, "I am going to be a GOD!"

"Shut up, Zim!" everyone said in unison.

"Do not talk to me like that, I am a deity now!" He boomed.

Gaz picked up the flower vase and threw it at him. Zim moved out of the way quickly, and the vase bounced off Dib's head.

"OW! Hey!" He yelled.

"Uh, guys, maybe we'd better go sit in the waiting room." Tommy said, herding Zim and Dib out of the room as they bickered.

"Easy now, Mrs. Pickles," Said her doctor. Wait, that wasn't her doctor. That was George Clooney dressed in scrubs. "We'll have this baby out of there in no time!"

"Wait!" Gaz said, "You're not my doctor! You're George Clooney! Where's my doctor?!"

"Easy, ma'am," George said, "Your doctor is on his way, but for now, I'll be handling this until he gets here."

"So you mean you're really a doctor?" Gaz asked.

"No," George said, "I'm not really a doctor, but I played one on TV!"

Gaz screamed as another contraction zapped her. She started to do her breathing exercises. "Okay, Mrs. Pickles, I need you to start pushing!" George said.

"Pushing what?!" Gaz yelled.

"The baby! Start pushing the baby out!"

Gaz started to push, but it was a lot of work. She had to stop for a moment to catch her breath.

"You're doing very well, Mrs. Pickles, not I need you to start pushing every time you have another contraction!"

"What?!" Gaz yelled, "It hurts enough already!"

"I know, ma'am, but we have to get this baby out of here!" George said. "Just start pushing as soon as you have--"

He was cut off by Gaz screaming bloody murder as she started pushing during another contraction. Outside in the waiting room, Tommy heard Gaz scream. He ran back into the hospital room to see what was going on.

"Hey, what's going--" he started to say, until he saw what was going on, and then he fainted again. Zim ran over to drag him out of the hospital room.

"Pathetic human!" he said. "You Earthlings are so easily--" As soon as Zim saw what was going on, he fainted, too.

"You're doing great, Mrs. Pickles!" George said. "I can see a head now!"

"So it's almost out?" Gaz asked hopefully.

"Oh, heck no," George said, "You still have a long way to go. Now I need you to start pushing!"

Gaz pushed harder and harder with each contraction. Pain wracked her body, and tears streamed from her eyes.

Tommy and Zim came to, but then promptly fainted again.

"Get them out of here!" George yelled as two nurses dragged them out of the room.

"I need to hold Tommy's hand!" Gaz yelled, "Where's Tommy?!"

"He's unconscious, ma'am," a male nurse said.

"Well, get him un-unconscious! I need him here now!" Gaz yelled at the nurse, blowing him down.

"Right away," the nurse said, crab-crawling backwards out of the room.

"All right, Mrs. Pickles," George said, "I have the head out, now you just need to get the body out!"

"So it's almost out?" Gaz said.

"No, it's not!" George said again, "This is the hard part!"

Gaz screamed again as she pushed harder than ever. She was giving it all, full throttle, 110. She pushed and pushed and pushed until...

She felt it pop out of her. "All right!" George said behind the blanket. The baby started to cry.

"So it's out now?" Gaz asked again.

"Not all the way!" George said disappearing behind the blanket again, "We still need to get the tentacles out."

"TENTACLES?!" Gaz yelled as she felt them being pulled out. Another nurse walked up with a bunch of blankets. George stood up with the bundle in his arms.

Wait, that wasn't George. That was...a kangaroo?

"Eah, you ah, ma'am!" The Kangaroo doctor said as he started to hand Gaz her baby, "'E's right cute as a bayby wollahby 'e is!"

Gaz looked at the Kangaroo shocked. "What just happened?!" she asked, still in a daze.

"Nothin' tah werry 'bout, mate!" the Kangaroo said, "say 'ello to yah braynd new bayby...
...ALIEN!"

Gaz shrieked in horror at the big green monster with huge teeth and eight large tentacles as it hissed at her and grabbed her face with its suction cups.

Gaz woke up again with a loud scream. As before, she scared Tommy out of bed.

Gaz tried to sit up, but her belly forced her back down.

"What? What's wrong, honey?" Tommy said, "Did you have another bad dream?"

"Tommy!" Gaz said desperately, "How far along am I?"

"Uh...just six months, honey." Tommy said perplexed.

"And the car is okay?"

"Yyyyeah...?"

"And you're not part alien, are you?! You don't have any hidden tentacles or big teeth or anything like that?"

"Well," Tommy said. Suddenly his face turned green, and he sprouted tentacles from his face and huge teeth. He grabbed her with his tentacles.

Gaz screamed again as she woke up again. She tried to sit up, but her belly forced her back down. Tommy woke up quick.

"What's the matter honey?"

"You stay away from me, Alien! I'll sick Dib on you, I swear!" Gaz screamed, crossing her index fingers.

"Gaz, what are you talking about?" Tommy asked, "Did you have another bad dream?"

"Actually, I had two!" Gaz said, "At the very same time!"

"Well, I don't really get how that works, but okay." Tommy said.

"How far along am I?" she asked.

"What?" Tommy said looking at her funny. "What do you mean?"

"How far along am I?" Gaz asked desperately, "Six or nine months?"

"Just six!" Tommy said, "What did you dream about?"

"Wait!" Gaz said, "Pinch me!"

"What?"

"Just pinch me!"

Tommy pinched Gaz on the arm.

"OW! That hurt you jerk!" She said, slugging him in the eye. Tommy reeled back, and off the bed. When Gaz saw what she just did, she started to cry.

"Oh, God," she wept, "I'm such a bad person!"

"No you're not honey!" Tommy said, hugging her, "It's okay, I'm alright."

"Are you sure?" Gaz asked him, still sobbing.

"Yes," Tommy said, "I'm fine! Now lets lay back down and go back to sleep."

"Okay," Gaz said, "yeah, you're right. I should just go back to sleep."

As they went back into bed, Gaz thought of something else.

"Honey?" she asked.

"Yes?" Tommy replied sleepily.

"The car's still fine right?"