Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis therefore no money is being made at all from this. This is all for wacky entertainment.
Author's Notes: This was inspired by a Gundam Seed fanfic. If this idea has been done for PoT already, I apologize.
Oishi!!!!
NYA! Guess what? I got paired up with you! Sugoi, sugoi ne? Oishi we're the greatest doubles pair out there! Tomorrow I'm going to show them my cool looking acrobatics! And you'll show them how awesome of a partner you are, nya!
Hoi! Then then then Ochibi can finish it all up for us with his ultra-cool Cyclone Smash! Nya, I bet you Ochibi got some of his acrobatics from me! Ain't I so cool, ne ne ne Oishi?
After we win, lets all go eat hamburgers! Demo..., Momo-chan has left me bankrupt by making me treat him and Ochibi all the time. Are! Are! Oiiishiiiii, you come with us next time too, okay? You can treat this time! You're the bestest doubles partner after all! And I'm the bestest acrobatics player out there!
From Kikumaru Eiji-nya!
TBC