Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis therefore no money is being made at all from this. This is all for wacky entertainment.

Author's Notes: This was inspired by a Gundam Seed fanfic. If this idea has been done already for this anime, I apologize.

Tezuka,

Ii, I'm not sure what kind of data, if any, I'll get from this activity. All I can say is that I have volumes and volumes of data on you. I'll get you eventually, Tezuka. So until then, don't get that much better. I'm running out of notebooks already. I think I have enough volumes on you to make an eventual best seller once you become a tennis professional.

Ii, Tezuka gambatte tomorrow. Even though you just got back from rehabilitation, my data tennis won't give you a break. I'm looking forward to the day that I'll beat you. Just you wait.

From Inui

PS, I also have a new bottle of special formula Inui juice with your name on it.

-TBC