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OK, THIS is going to be fun. I've wanted to write this ever since my sister and I acted out a skit similar to this one. Heh. I got this idea when I first started watching TT, and so I really wanted to get it down since it's been so long. I don't want to forget. Reading the story 'Blame it on Glue' reminded me of this idea. So thanks CHEENAMI Danny for helping me remember!

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"Dude, I am completely and totally bored!" Beast Boy complained as the Titans wandered aimlessly down the street, looking for a store to enter. They had been wandering around down all day, just searching for something to do. Surprisingly, they had even talked Raven into coming. And now that the novelty of wandering had worn off, it was hopelessly boring.

"We all are. Quit your whining," Cyborg said, dragging his feet. "I wish we would have taken the car."

"I am.....as you say, bored to death," Starfire said. The five of them glanced around the area.

"Well, I guess that's as good a place as any," Robin said, pointing to a shop called 'Uncle Reggie's House of Odds and Ends'.

The Titans entered the dusty shop. There was an extremely strange feeling in the air, the place smelled faintly of incense and metal.

"OK, even I have to admit this place feels creepy," Raven said, crossing her arms and looking around. The place was full off-well, just what the name suggested- odds and ends. Things that most people would never even think of buying, and even some things you never even knew existed. Things like action figures of celebrities after death and decomposition, glass figurines of rats with wings and halos, rubber cheeseburgers that squirted a kind of candy paste, stone kites, a lava lamp full of cottage cheese, and other strange if not disturbing merchandise.

"This place is just plain weird," Cyborg said in confusion, scratching his head and picking up a toe sock with seven toes. "It's like being on the Island of Unwanted Toys."

"I do believe I am....freaked out," Starfire said, staring at a plastic action figure of Britney Spears in a coffin with most of her flesh rotted away.

"Yeah, this place is-" Robin began.

"Awesome!" Beast Boy said. "I can't believe we never came in here before. The rest of the Titans exchanged pained glances. Beast Boy slid up to the counter, picking up a videotape without a label. "What the heck is this?"

"Ah, that? That is a thing many have viewed before. It is rumored to contain subliminal images that can have extremely strange effects on select people. It all depends on your mental state," said a large, hairy man with one eye behind the counter. "It comes from an old urban legend."

"This I've got to see," Cyborg chuckled.

"I'll take it!" Beast Boy said, slapping a ten dollar bill down onto the counter and squeezing the tape.

"A word of caution, green one," said the fat guy. "The legend has it that sometimes the effects can be too much for those witnessing to handle."

"Don't sweat it dude, it's just a legend."

"Can we please go now?" Raven asked, gritting her teeth. The Titans left the shop.

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Later that evening, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, and Robin were sitting around the living room, engaged in various activities, when Beast Boy whizzed into the room with a large bowl of popcorn in one hand and the videotape in the other.

"Hey guys. Ready for the official first screening?" he asked brightly, watching his friends for any sign of a reaction. None of them moved. "Come on guys I asked if-"

"We heard you, Beast Boy," Raven said, not looking up from her book.

"So, you guys wanna watch?" BB asked, ignoring her.

Cyborg stretched his arms over his head. "Sure, why not? Let's see what this spooky 'legend' is all about," he said.

"Robin? Star? Rae?" BB asked.

"I do indeed wish to view your movie Beast Boy!" Star said, looking cheerful. Robin and Raven exchanged exasperated looks.

"Yeah, sure, why not," Robin said with a sigh. "Might as well."

"Raven?" BB asked, his eyes getting large and puppy-doggish. The cuteness did not phase Raven in the least.

"No."

"Please?"

"OK, fine. Just so you'll shut up," Raven said, grudgingly putting her book aside. "Why are you so hung up on this, anyway?"

"I don't know," BB said, a blank look spreading across his face. "Let's just watch."

Cyborg shoved the tape into the VCR and turned the TV on. "Let's get this over with."

They all arranged themselves on the couch and started crunching popcorn into the silence, and suddenly a blinding light appeared on the screen. Everyone winced. An old man in a flowery dress appeared on the screen.

"Well helloooooooooo everybody!" the old man said, his voice high-pitched and annoying. "Let's eat some chocolate!" he giggled. A goat ran by on the screen, chased by a swarm of butterflies and a skunk with a noose around its neck.

"Pink!!!" screamed the skunk. "Purple!"

An image of a little girl dancing showed up. "Yay!" she said loudly. "Yippee!"

"Dust!" yelled a butcher in the background, pulling the flesh off of a tomato. "free dust! Get your dust here!"

A picture of a piece of cheese came up, with suggestive music playing.

"You cannot resist the cheese. You can never resist the cheese!" a seductive voice said. "don't try to resist!"

And on to a field full of deer frolicking, and suddenly a wave of pink foam covered everything. Squirrels ran into the scene, singing an adorable song from a Disney movie.

The screen went blank.

The five Titans were all wide-eyed, gaping at the screen.

"That was the most insane portrayal of reality I have ever witnessed," Raven said, eyes still wide.

"My thoughts exactly," Cyborg stammered, staring at the blank screen.

"What was that? It creeped me out," BB said, shivering.

"I do not know what to say," Star said with a disturbed expression on her face.

"Beast Boy, do us a favor and don't buy any more movies," Robin said.

"Well, everybody seems normal. Sorry it was a hoax, BB," Cyborg said. BB shrugged.

"I kinda figured it was," he said.

"Now, who votes we all just go to bed and forget this whole thing?" Robin asked.

The vote was unanimous.

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Heh. Sorry that was so insane. Next chapter, the fun begins.