Chapter 9

It was a while since Gaz and Kimi has that nasty nightmare. As of right now, they feel their kid kicking right into themselves, which was noticed as Timmy, Kimi, and some other friends visited.

"Man, your kid is sure getting big, Gaz." remarked Dil. Gaz glares at him. "At least, from where I'm standing anyway."

"Well, they should be dued anytime now. The question is when." asked Tommy.

"Who knows? But with the way Kimi's acting, it may be now." said Timmy concerned.

"Timmy, shut it." snapped Kimi. Then she spoke normally. "Sorry, that's just the mood swing talking."

"I understand."

GIR ate some candy from a bowl nearby while Zim looks on. "So Gaz, I wondered what your daughter would looked like." Zim said.

"I told you, I told everyone. It's a boy." said Gaz annoyed.

"Oh sure. And I'm a human!" laughed Zim.

"Zim." said Tommy annoyed.

"What?" Zim asked.

Kimi cringes as her baby is still kicking. As she tries to not go crazy from it, she looks at Gaz, who is somewhat feeling the same pain. She looks worry.

"Gaz? May I speak to you please?" asked Kimi as she pulls Gaz into the Kitchen.

"So what do you want to talk about Kimi?" Gaz asked as she and Kimi went into the Kitchen.

"Well, I got a nightmare that has you in it. I don't know why but I felt that you and I shared it for some reason." said Kimi.

"Really? What is it about?" asked Gaz.

Kimi then explains her dream to Gaz who looks interested.

"If that's the case, I must have share the same dream as you are." replied Gaz.

"You're really?" Kimi asked. Gaz nodded. "Darn. I wondered how that happened?"

"Pure coincidenal I bet. I am not sure. But I bet we must share some sort of psychic link." Gaz said.

"What do you think?"

"Well, remember that you got pregnant the same month as I am? It was no coincidence, there must be a psychic link involved. Also, the mood swings we have as well as the things that happened in the past few months? There you go." Gaz said.

"Interesting. Maybe fate has got us to be friends ever since you met and fell for Tommy." Kimi suggested.

"Or maybe Zim was experimenting on me again." said Gaz with a frown.

"That too."

Tommy and Chuckie were sitting at the kitchen table talking later that day. It was sort of a deja vu for both of them, because they were doing it just like their parents had always done since they were little kids. Chuckie was doing a crossword puzzle as he listened to Tommy.

"So it's gonna be any day now, Chuckie." He said.

"Wow, man," Chuckie said, "I'm happy for you. You must be really excited."

"Yeah," Tommy said, "But I'm more worried than anything else."

"Worried?" Chuckie asked in disbelief, "You? Tommy Pickles? WORRIED?"

"Yeah, Chuckie." Tommy said, "I really am. I mean, think about it, Chuckie. I'm going to be a daddy! I'm so happy, but I'm scared at the same time, Chuckie. Really, really scared."

"And you don't know what to do." Chuckie said understandingly.

"Exactly! I have no idea how my dad ever did it! Or how your dad did it, or how Mr. DeVille did it..."

"Especially Mr. Deville," Chuckie snickered. "Lil by herself is enough of a handful! Just add Phil to that!"

Tommy laughed. That kinda made him feel better.

"So, are you going to ask Lil the question like we talked about?" Tommy asked.

"I donno, Tommy, it's just so...so..."

"You're nervous, too, huh?" Tommy smiled.

"Well, DUH!" Chuckie snickered.

Gaz walked into the room. She was stiff and walked like it. She whined with every step she took.

"Honey?" Tommy asked, "You feeling okay?"

"NO!" Gaz yelled. Tommy immediately shut up.

"Er," Chuckie said nervously, getting up, "I think I'd better get out of here while I still can."

"Alright, Chuckie see you later." Tommy said as his friend sprinted to the front door fumbling for his car keys.

Gaz's headache was out of control. As she stood with her head hanging over the kitchen sink, little white streaks in her eyes started floating across her field of vision.

"Great," Gaz thought to herself, "I'm having a migraine."

She felt very dizzy as if she were moving, but she knew she wasn't. She looked up to see everything standing still, but her body felt like she was on a Tilt-A-Whirl. She felt nauseas.

Suddenly the phone rang. LOUD. Like the ringing bored through her eardrums like a drill. Gaz picked the phone up off the counter and threw it at the wall. The front covering broke off.

Tommy got up to pick his broken phone up. "What was that all about?!" He asked.

"DON'T TOUCH IT." Gaz's voice thundered. She walked over to go pick it up. She was fine until she tried to bend over.

"Tommy, get that for me." She whined.

"Okay," Tommy bent down to pick it up.

"I SAID DON'T TOUCH IT." Gaz thundered again.

"But you just said..."

"Well, what are you waiting for? Pick it up!"

Tommy started to stare at the phone hard, grunting. His face started to turn red.

"What in the name of Zelda are you doing?" Gaz asked.

"Well, you wanted me to pick it up, but you don't want me to touch it." Tommy said, "So now I'm trying to do it with my mind!"

"Tommy," Gaz said, "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"Well," Tommy said under his breath, "ridiculous times call for ridiculous measures."

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Gaz thundered again.

"Er, nothing Honey, I'm just gonna pick it up now." Tommy reached over, picked it up, and put it back on the counter. Gaz threw a fit.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!" She said

Tommy rolled his eyes, "Fine, honey, I don't care, call your security on me. I don't care."

Gaz walked up to him cracking her knuckles. "Oh I don't need security for this." She said.

Suddenly the doorbell rang.

"Oh, goody! Company!" Gaz said cheerily, skipping off to the door to the best of her ability.

Tommy just stood there, wondering what just happened.
As Gaz opened the door, Timmy and Kimi were standing there. Kimi was scowling and had her arms crossed stiffly.

Timmy looked like a scared Chihuahua.

"Timmy Turner!" Gaz said cheerily as she hugged his neck. Timmy turned blue.

"Gaz! Gaz I can't breathe!"

"But you're still talking." Gaz said.

"No, I can't breathe in!" Timmy wheezed.

"Then it won't be long, now." Kimi grumbled.

"Come on in, you two!" Gaz said cheerfully as bluebirds fluttered around her head.

"Well, actually," Timmy said catching his breath, "We're just stopping back by for a second to--"

"GET YOUR HAPPY ARSE IN HERE." Gaz thundered. The birds flew off in terror.

"Okay, that was freaky," Timmy said to Kimi as they walked in.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Kimi snapped, "Are you saying I'm freaky too? Huh?! Freak?!"

"Oh, Nevermind!" Timmy said on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Gaz and Kimi both stormed into the kitchen. Tommy was finishing up his cup of coffee.

"OUT!" Kimi and Gaz said.

"Yipe!" Tommy squeaked as he ran out of the kitchen. As soon as he was gone, Gaz and Kimi broke down laughing.

"Bahaha! Did you see the way he took off?" Kimi laughed. "Pure gold!"

"I know! He looked like he was going to lay a brick." Gaz laughed. "We need to borrow one of his cameras and get this all on film one of these days!"

"Yeah," Kimi agreed, "We'll call it, 'The Frantic Husbands!'"

"Or how about, 'My husband, the Flash!'" Gaz added.

"Did you see how Timmy looked?" Kimi said, chucking.

"Before, or after I cut off his air supply?" Gaz laughed.

"During!" Kimi said, and they both sat down, laughing hysterically.

"We're still going to tell them that we were pranking them most of the time after we have the kids right?" Kimi continued.

"Oh, of course," Gaz said, "It's only fair."

Meanwhile Tommy and Timmy were sitting in the living room, plopped down on the couch.

"So did you get any sleep last night?" Timmy asked.

"Not a wink," Tommy answered, "What about you?"

"Same," Timmy replied. They both heaved sighs. "Kimi's been having weird dreams lately, and she's been waking up screaming and crying."

"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, have the soundtrack." Tommy replied.

"And she's been kicking and punching in her sleep, too!" Timmy said, rubbing his side. "Man, she's got a mean left hook."

"Gaz bites in her sleep," Tommy said, pinching his eyes together.

"Oh, man," They both said.

Back in the kitchen, Kimi and Gaz were talking and laughing.

"One day," Kimi laughed, "I drove Timmy nuts with all these cravings I was supposed to be having, and he was running around all day trying to get me all of this stuff!"

"Oh, man," Gaz laughed, 'and then what?""

"Well, he finally got home with everything I said I wanted, and then I was like, 'Nah, Nevermind, I'm not hungry anymore!'" Kimi started laughing again.

"Gawd, Kimi, you're terrible!" Gaz chuckled.

"Well, You don't think I was really going to eat a chili cheeseburger with asparagus smothered in teriyaki sauce and Cool Whip, did you?" Kimi said, and they both started laughing hysterically again.

They both were laughing so hard that Kimi felt something weird happen. She stopped laughing.

"Oh boy." she said as she stood up.

"What?" Gaz said still laughing, "Did your baby kick?"

"Nuh-uh." Kimi said, extremely worried. "I think...I think...I think my water just broke!"

Gaz started laughing again. "HAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, but you can't prank me, Kimi. Try it on the boys, see what they say! Hawhawhaw..."

Just then, Gaz felt something weird too. She stopped laughing.

"Oh God." she said.

"What?" Kimi asked.

"I think my water just broke too!"

Timmy and Tommy rushed into the kitchen.

"We heard the whole thing!" Tommy said, "You're sneaky little...what's wrong?"

Gaz grabbed Tommy. "It's TIME!" she said.

Timmy was annoyed. "That's not funny!" He said, "We spend Nine months catering to everything, and you jerk us around all the time! Well, not you've gone too far!"

Kimi grabbed Timmy. "NO." Kimi said strongly, "It's really time!! Both of our waters just broke!"

"Yeah, sure." Timmy said rolling his eyes. As he rolled them, his eyes met a little mess on the floor.

"OH MY GOD, THEY'RE NOT KIDDING!" Timmy jumped about a foot in the air.

"WHAT?!" Tommy yelled, turning to Gaz, "You mean, it's really time?!"

"YES!" Gaz yelled, almost crying, "It's happening!"

Timmy and Tommy flipped.

"AAACK! What are we gonna do?!" Timmy said, grabbing the sides of his face.

"I donno!!" Tommy yelled, "I know where supposed to do something really important, but what?! WHAT IS IT!?!"

"TAKE US TO THE HOSPITAL! NOW!" Kimi yelled.

"RIGHT!" Timmy and Tommy yelled they turned around and tried to run off, but they only ran straight into each other. "Ow!" they both said.

Kimi and Gaz were crying and hugging each other.

"Oh, this is all my fault!" She wailed, "If I hadn't had that idea of pranking them, we wouldn't be in labor right now! I'm so sorry, Kimi!!"

"It's my fault too!" Kimi cried, "I played along, and now I'm paying for it! I'm sorry Gaz!"

"I'm sorrier Kimi!"

"No I'm sorrier Gaz!"

And they both broke down into hysterics again, but crying this time.

"Where are my car keys?!" Timmy yelled, jumping off of the couch.

"Where's my car?!" Tommy yelled, running around in circles like a scared bear.

"Where's anything?!" Timmy yelled, with his eyes closed.

"I'm so sorry, Gaz!" Kimi continued to cry.

"I'm so sorry too, Kimi!" Gaz did too.

"STOP!" Tommy yelled trying to get a hold of the situation. "Okay, let's think logically about this. Our wives are in labor, so what do we do?"

Timmy tried to think, "Uuh...uuh...Order a hot dog?!"

"No!" Tommy said, "We need to get them into the cars and take them to the hospital."

"Right!" Timmy said, "Maybe we should take one car, though, so that we don't have to make two trips!"

"What are you talking about, Timmy?" Tommy said, "If we all pile into one car, it'll just be one trip!"

"GAAAH!" Timmy caterwauled, "I can't think right now, Tommy! Don't make me think!"

"Okay, we'll take my car, because it's right out side!" Tommy said.

"But my car's right outside, too!" Timmy said, "Let's take my car!"

"But my car has a full tank of gas in it!" Tommy said.

"Well, let's take Kimi's car! It's fast!" Timmy said.

"But Kimi's car only seats two, and it's not even here!" Tommy yelled.

"But it's fast!"

"But it's not here!"

"Hey, wait a minute..." Timmy said looking around, "Where did the girls go?"

Tommy looked around too. "YAAAAGH!" He yelled, "They disappeared!"

Timmy ran over to the door, "No, they're trying to get in the car!"

"Whose car?!" Tommy yelled.

"Your car!" Timmy said back.

"HA! IN YOUR FACE!!" Tommy yelled.

"Stop the Madness!" Kimi yelled, trying to get in the car. Gaz was trying to push herself into the driver's seat of the little red Cavalier, without much luck.

"I can't fit in the car!!!" She wailed, "I'm too faaaaaattt!!"

"Uh, let's take your car," Tommy said.