Chapter 10

Tommy drove like a maniac to the hospital as Timmy keeps looking in the back to see that Kimi and Gaz are okay. He is on the cellphone as he does.

"Yeah! I'm serious! They're going into labor soon! Come to the hospital, quick!!!!!" yelled Timmy.

"Timmy, don't yelled at dad on the phone!" exclaimed Kimi.

"Too late, I think he fainted." said Timmy.

Then Kimi freaks out again. "Ouch! Darn, make it stopped!!!!"

"Darn it Tommy, are we there yet????" cried out Gaz in pain.

"Almost there." yelled Tommy as the hospital gets closer.

"About time! I'm going to exploded!!!" freaked out Gaz.

Tommy pushed the driving pedal...a bit too hard as the car crashed almost arriving. Luckily, it wasn't too bad and no one was hurt.

"Oops, too much, I guess." said Tommy nervously.

"You guess???" asked Gaz sarcastically.

They all walked up to the admitance desk.

"Yes, may I help you?" The clerk smiled.

"I'm under Kimi Watanabe-Finster-Turner!" Kimi huffed a little as a contraction, gently this time, went by.

The clerk checked the computer. "I'm sorry maam, we only have a Kimi Turner here."

Kimi sighed. "That's me!"

The clerk was confused. "Are you sure?"

A contraction hits Kimi hard. Fumming with rage at how long and pointless this is being, she grabs the clerk by the shirt and growls. "Listen Bud! I'm Kimi Turner and this kid is hurting me like H#$ so either you admit me in or else things are going to get really ugly here."

The clerk gulpped and nodded. Kimi let her go as a wheelchair was brought up. Kimi sat in as she was pushed to her room. Timmy followed.

Gaz walked up next. "Eh...may I have your name please?"

Gaz sighed. "Gaz Membrane Pickles."

Suddenly everyone in the room gasped and they all crowded her. "Oh REALLY! Membrane! THE Membrane?" They asked.

Gaz moaned. "Not here...not now." Suddenly a contraction hit. She growled. "OK! I get it! My dad's famous! Now, if you don't all buzz off right now, you're going to be watching reruns from an iron lung!"

Everyone backed away. Then a wheelchair was brought up, Gaz sat in it and was wheeled to her room. Tommy followed.

As soon as the pregnant women went to their rooms with their husbands, the family and friends of the two came in.

"Tell us! Is there where my daughter going to have her baby???" asked Prof. Membrane franctically.

"Never mind that! Is this where my daughter in law having her kid???" asked Mr. Turner.

Lots of screaming, cursing, and sounds of broken bones are heard.

"Mrs. Pickles, please stop strangling your husband!" yelled a doctor so loud that everyone in the hospital can hear him.

"Mrs. Turner, please stop strangling your husband!" yelled a nurse so loud that the same thing happens.

"In other words, yes." said Dil.

"Well, they are in a violent mood right now so I want you all to stay here until this is taken care of." said the clerk.

"Well, at least we'd spared the pain." remarked Dib.

"Not funny, Dib." said Susie.

"Who said I was?"

"I am confused. How does this ritual of child birth works?" asked Zim who has no idea since Irkens were still born tube-like.

"Shall I do the birds and the bees this time?" asked Prof. Membrane.

"No!" yelled everyone but Zim and Prof. Membrane.

"All right! Geez!"

More screaming and slapping is heard as the progress continues.

"Sounds like your sister just slapped Timmy." Phil said.

"You think?" asked Chuckie sarcastically.

"I just hope Tommy and Timmy got life insurance. Didi went nuts when Tommy was born." Stu said.

"Hey, I didn't try to hurt you!" protested Didi annoyed.

"So, who's for a card game until this is over?" asked Jimmy.

"I'm in. This may take a while." said Angelica.

"Or in Timmy and Tommy's case, a lot." remarked Trixie.

As Kimi sat in her delivery room, she tensed up and screamed. Her arms flailed around wildly, whacking Timmy down.

"Are you having a contraction, Kimi?" Her doctor asked.

"GAW!" Kimi yelled, "No but I think Gaz is!"

Timmy got up, rubbing his nose. "How in the heck do you know that?" He said.

Kimi screamed again and a contraction ripped her this time.

"THAT ONE'S MINE!!!" She yelled.

"Make it stop!!" Timmy yelled.

Back with Gaz, Tommy was holding her hand.

"Okay honey, you need to start doing your breathing" Tommy said tenderly.

"SHUT UP!" Gaz yelled, "I HATE YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME, YOU BUTT-HEAD!!"

"Don't worry, they always say that," the doctor said.

Gaz had another contraction, and her back arched up high and she screamed shrilly.

Kimi kicked and screamed and swore a blue streak.

"Kimi! Watch your mouth!" Timmy said.

"SHUT UP!" she yelled, "Oh, GAWD I'm gonna KILL Tommy!"

"What?" Timmy yelped, "What are you talking about?"

"Try not to do that anymore, Gaz," the doctor said

"GO FALL ON A SCALPEL!" Gaz yelled.

"Gaz, please!" Tommy said, "Try and keep your composure!"

"Shut up, Tommy! Shut up or I'm going to--" A contraction cut her off. She grabbed Tommy's hand.

She screamed and squeezed Tommy's hand hard. Tommy screamed.

"Aw, GAWD that hurt, that hurt, that HURT!" Tommy yelled.

"SUCK IT UP, YOU BIG WEENIE!" Gaz yelled, "YOU DON'T KNOW PAIN!!"

Gaz had another contraction...

...And so did Kimi. At the same time. The pain was doubled for the both of them.

Kimi grabbed Timmy and ground her face into his.

"YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH FROM NOW ON!!" She screamed.

"But..." Timmy gulped.

Kimi had another contraction, this time right after the other. Since she still had Timmy in her clutches, she threw the only thing she could. Him.

Timmy hit the other wall of the hospital room upside down.

"AUUUWWHHH!" He groaned, "My back!"

Gaz felt the baby kick hard as he had another contraction.

"Will you quit that?!" She yelled.

"Okay, Gaz! This is it!" The doctor yelled to her, "Start pushing!"

Gaz pushed with all her might as she had another contraction. Her face turned red, and sweat beaded on her forehead.

She stopped as the contraction ended.

"You're doing great, Gaz!" Tommy said, "You're doing really great!"

"If you ever do this to me again, I'll KILL YOU!" Gaz growled at Tommy.

"They always say that, too," The doctor said, not really helping.

"Okay, Kimi!" her doctor said, "I need you to start pushing!"

Kimi pushed on her contraction, but it hurt too much.

"Oh, GAWD!" She cried out in pain, "I can't do this!"

"Yes you can, Kimi!" Timmy yelled, "You can do it baby! I know you can!"

"Thanks Timmy," Kimi said smiling, but then she scowled as she grabbed Timmy again, "But if you ever do this to me again, I'll castrate you with a butter knife!"

Gaz huffed and puffed and pushed. She ground her teeth together hard, and screamed.
"Wait a minute!" Tommy yelled. He reached into a bag and pulled out a video camera.

"You've got to be KIDDING me!" Gaz yelled.

"Don't worry, honey!" Tommy said as he pressed record, "It's just for home movies!"
Gaz grabbed the camera out of Tommy's hand and threw it at him. It barely missed him and shattered up against the wall.

"Aw!" Tommy whined as he looked at the broken machine.

Gaz screamed as she started to push for a contraction again.

Kimi started pushing again, but the doctor told her to stop.

"Kimi stop! Stop!" The doctor said, holding up his hand.

"What?!" She said.

"We have a problem," The doctor said.

"What?" Kimi asked, worried, "What is it?"

"The baby is in the breech position!" The doctor said.

"What's that?" Timmy asked.

"That would be butt-first, Mr. Turner"

"Is that bad?" Timmy asked.

"Uh, YEAH!" Kimi yelled.

"I'm gonna have to go in and try to straighten it out." The doctor said.

"WHAT?!" Kimi yelled.

The doctor snapped a new pair of gloves on.

"Cover me," he said, "I'm going in."

Back with Gaz

Gaz was breathing hard and was full of sweet, Tommy was right behind her.

"Ok Gaz, we're almost there. I'm going to have to need you to push again. You ready?" The doctor asked.

Gaz breathed a little hard, then she grabbed Tommy by the shirt collar. "Ready." They both said.

"Ok, now...push!" The doctor called.

Gaz pushed hard with the contraction. "GHAAAAAAAA!" She screamed. Soon the contraction passed and she stopped pushing and she let out a sigh of relief. "Oh god!" She moaned.

"Oh, I can see the head. Just one more push Gaz." The Doc said happily.

"About time." Gaz growned.

"No kidding." Tommy chuckled.

"Ok...now...PUSH!" The doctor said.

Gaz pushed again her very hardest as the contraction hit. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She screamed, which actually cracked a mirror and the window, startling the nurse standing next to it.

Soon she was done and she let out a huge sigh of relief again. She looked and saw the doctor hold her baby. "Well, you have a cute little..."

"Boy?" Tommy and Gaz asked excitedly.

The doctor chukled. "Nope, a girl!" She smiled.

"WHAT?" The two gasped.

The doctor rolled her eyes. "Don't tell me, expected a boy huh?" She laughed as she handed the baby to its parents.

The two smiled. Suddenly Gaz's eyes bugged out. "GHAAAA!" She panted. "What the he# was that?"

The doctor looked. "Well get ready again, it looks like another ones a' commin'."

"WHAT?" The Pickles gasped as a nurse took their daughter.

"It's twins!" The doctor declared.

Tommy and Gaz were speechless. The Gaz glared at Tommy. She pulled him by the collar and strangled him. "YOU CREEP! YOU INSENSITIVE!" Suddenly a contraction hit and she let go of Tommy and screamed.

Back with Kimi

Kimi moaned as a contraction hit hard. "Ok, I straightened out the baby...now it's time for you to push."

"FINALLY!" Kimi moaned.

"YEAH!" Timmy cheered.

"Ok Kimi, you're going to have to push on the next contraction." The doctor explained.

"Yeah, yeah I know. Let's get this overwitHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She screamed as a contraction hit hard. As soon as it passed she panted.

Timmy had his hands over his ears. Kimi glared. "You listen to my screams or so help me!" She growled as she balled up a fist.

Timmy uncovered his ears and smiled nervously.

Suddenly another contraction hit and Kimi screamed.

At that same moment Gaz was also pushing for her second kid.

"Ok Kimi..." Her doctor said.

"Ok Gaz." Her docotr stated.

"You're going to have to push one more time." They both said at the same time.

Both girls nodded, both full of sweet and panting hard. Their husbands ready for one last shot of pain.

"Ok..." Both doctors said at the same time. "PUSH!"

Kimi and Gaz pushed their hardest and screamed so loud that all the windows on their floor smashed apart.

When it was all over, their doctors held a bundle of joy.

"It's a boy!" Kimi's doctor declared.

"It's another girl!" Gaz's doctor declared.

"WHAT!" Tommy and Gaz gasped. They looked at each other and sighed. Soon both their kids were brought to them, both wrapped in pink blankets. They looked and their children and smiled as Gaz held them. Tommy took out a small digital picture camera and took some snap shots.

"What are we to name them?" Tommy asked.

Gaz shrugged. "Well I did have some back ups...just in case." She smiled to the left child. "She'll be Kerrigan." Then she smiled at the right child. "And she'll be Molly."

"I like that." Tommy smiled.

With Kimi and Timmy, they smiled and admired their little son. "What should we name him?" Timmy asked.

"Isn't obvious. After your best friend. Tommy!" Kimi declared.

"Tommy Turner? I like the sound of that!" Timmy smirked.