Jezrianna: 1) Who constructs a perfect sentence anyway, and besides, the rules are based on latin, a dead language. For good reason it seems. 2)Only when nothing else works.
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It was the night after the Middleton Days, after the disaster that could be called a date. "That you?" Kim asked the phone.
"No, it's Santa Claus." Bonnie's voice came the other direction.
"Oh, then I want a pony, and an erector set, and..." Kim replied, in a high voice.
"Ha ha ha... Of course it's me, who else calls you at midnight?" Bonnie asked.
"Ron?" Kim answered.
"Show off." Bonnie snorted. "So, you finally took a shot at Stoppable. What did you come up with?"
"I didn't intend to take a shot at him. It was a computer chip, controlling me, again." Kim replied.
"Again?" Bonnie chuckled, Kim'd already told her about last time. "Didn't you learn your lesson?"
"It was an accident. See Shego and I were..." Kim began, but Bonnie cut in.
"Shego? She got hit again to, didn't she?" She asked.
"Yes, let me go on huh? Anyway, we were fighting, and we both got slammed into these shelves on the wall, appearently the scientist had put the chips up there, and we each got one on the neck. Ron grabbed the control, instead of the Kimmunicator by accident. So, while playing with the buttons, it got cycled through the different emotions. Anger, Sadness, Joy, Love." Bonnie broke in.
"Love? Are you serious?" She asked.
"Yeah. See, turns out it only enhances pre-existing feelings, meaning, I had to feel something for Ron, in order for that to happen." Kim laughed. So it wasn't all me that asked him, but it wasn't all the chip either." Bonnie cut in again.
"We knew that already, remember?" She laughed quietly.
"Yeah, I guess we did. Anyway, I chased him through the halls, and finally cornered him with my locker door, and invited him to the Middleton days." Kim sighed. She stopped since she knew Bonnie was about to say something.
"And he said yes, then you?" Bonnie left it hanging.
"Kissed him." Kim replied, aboslutely deadpan. There was moment of dead silence on the other end.
"Kissed him?" The tone was incredelous. "Where, on the cheek? The forehead?"
"Full on the lips, no tongue." Kim replied. There was a thud at the other end of the phone. She waited patiently for Bonnie to pick the phone up.
"Are you serious?" She asked.
"Dead serious." Responded Kim.
"And he?" Bonnie nudged.
"Sort of passed out." Kim commented tenatively.
"No, I mean did he kiss you back?" Bonnie queried.
"No, I think the shock overwhelmed his mind." Bonnie snorted, derisively.
"Sort of figures, doesn't it?" She asked. Kim rolled her eyes, glad Bonnie couldn't see it.
"It was unexpected, what would you do if I did that to you?" Kim asked.
"Have you tested for drugs?" Bonnie suggested.
"Alright, what if Brick did that?" Kim asked.
"Kiss back, and knee him in the groin. In that order." Kim sighed.
"Let's move past that." She suggested. Bonnie was already a step ahead.
"What did you wear?" She asked.
"Remember that little black dress you picked out while were, stuck on each other?" Kim asked, with a laugh.
"Yeah?" Came the reply.
"That." Kim chuckled.
"And his brains didn't leak out?" Bonnie asked. "Amazing. So then what happened?"
"We went to the party. Of course, someone bumped the controller at that point, and it shifted into sad. Ron was about to do the right thing though." Kim commented.
"Take you some where secluded, and make you blissfully happy?" Bonnie suggested with an undertone of humor. Kim snorted.
"No, break up with me, since he knew something was wrong. Sad kicked in just in time, and when he said it, I took off running. He chased after me, yelling something about my father, and black holes. I was busy, and didn't catch all of it. Then Drakken and Shego showed, and Drakken zapped the control.
"Drakken? That blue freak?" Bonnie asked.
"That's the one." Kim confirmed.
"I saw him there, running from a woman in green and black." Bonnie commented.
"That was Shego, see, when he zapped the control, we sort of flew into an uncontrollable rage. Ron managed to break me free, but I don't know if the method worked on She..." Kim rose and walked to the window, following a screaming. Drakken raced by, chased by Shego. Neither looked particularly comfortable, though both were tired. "Guess not, could you excuse me, I've got to go save Drakken." She slipped her shoes on.
"Save him? From Shego?" Bonnie asked, laughing.
"Yeah." Kim responded, grabbing her coat.
"Have fun." Bonnie replied, still laughing.
"Yeah." Sarcasm dripped from her voice. "Bye."
"Bye." Two phones shut off. Bonnie yawned and fell asleep, Kim chased after Drakken and Shego. Ron, a few houses down, and oblivious to the screaming, rolled over and snored loudly.