A/N:

Dont own it, idea of Evrae human formis mine though.

Summary:

Seymour's back, and out to complete a grudge he had on Lulu long ago. (Don't ask Why, Dont ask how. This is purely humor, people.)

Lulu finds out that the guardian wyrm, Evrae, ressurected as well, was also her best childhood friend.

Tidus is still alive, not for long, mind you, Lulu and Seymour have started a particularly violent

'We Hate Tidus' club, and nearly everyone has joined, Auron was never sent and loves it, Rikku wants to be a singer, and the calm is definitely not as calm as they had hoped.

Lulu stood opposite Seymour. Today had not been a good day. First he'd tried to captivate her, and then they had gotten into a battle. Suprisingly, a fair one, just person to person. Mage to Guado.

The battle was where they stood now. However, there was a slight problem...

Yuna gasped as she came into the room. Evrae, Lulu's childhood friend and, she had recently learned, the same Evrae as the guardian wyrm, silenced Yuna with a smile. "Yuna, its alright." Evrae began.

"They, being such great fighters, so intelligent, both used element nullifying armor. And Reflect on themselves. heh. Lulu's protected against Seymour's attacks, and Seymour's protected against Lulu's attacks."

Yuna looked caught between relief and hysteria.

Auron entered the room, immediately smirking at the two fighters, completely stuck doing nothing.

Lulu had decided for a short period of time that she would just attack him with her water moomba, but after three and a half hours of this, she had almost fallen asleep, and so had Seymour.

Coincidentally, They had both run out of mp long ago, and had no more restorative items.

So when Tidus came up with another stupid joke of an idea, both Seymour and Lulu had jumped at it feverishly.

Now they stood, once again even, with matches of cards.

"Isnt that impossible?" Tidus asked. "Rikku, are all the cards there?"

"I dunno. Maybe. Who knows. They are Brother's, after all."

Lulu shrieked, dropping the cards on the ground, attempting to shuffle them away with her boot.

Seymour, sensing her distress, unquestioningly followed her example.

Tidus sighed. "How about Trivia?"

"Squaresoft."

"Ah- ah- ah, Seymour. Do it right."

Seymour groaned "What is, Squaresoft."

"Correct!" Tidus yelled. "And now for the last question,..."

Kimahri pushed in two very confused guado guardians.

"What are the names of these two guados? Huh? Huh? Can ya guess?"

Lulu blanched.

Seymour had a look of great concentration on his face, and then,

"Damn. I know this."

Lulu looked back and forth between the two mildly worried guados.

"T-That one looks like a Hey You, and that one's a You Idiot!"

The guados, much to everyone's suprise, stood at attention, focused on Lulu, who had finally said something they were familiar with.

"Wow. And That's another tie for Seymour and Lulu."

An hour later, Lulu collapsed on the three hundred forty fifth round of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

She made a great effort to hoist her head up from the bottom of Seymour's robe, and looked over at him, also lying exhausted on the floor.

" A-Any more of Tidus' bright ideas is gonna kill me."

Seymour looked over at her, both of their brains reduced to so much mush with a little sign on it that said, Vote For Tidus! Annual Maester ceremony!

"Let's just forget this ever happened." He suggested.

Lulu nodded, and he helped her up, as they stalked toward Tidus in a way that made it very clear that he was going to suffer a large amount of bodily damage.

He yelped, and dived for cover.

"Popcorn, anyone?" Evrae asked.