Unlucky

By: Kai C.

Kai: Well, here it is (Spike and Angel give a drum roll) My first "Angel" Fan Fic!

Yami Bakura: (blinks) What, did you get sick of me already Kai?

Kai: Actually yes...but not to sick of you to not make you do the disclaimer.

Yami Bakura: (mutters) First she insults me then she says, "Do the disclaimer Bakura" what a brat.

Kai: Do it!

Yami Bakura: Fine, Kai doesn't own "Angel" there for don't sue her even though her idea is lame as always

Kai: But I am saving up to buy Spike!

Chapter 1: Spike, get out!

"Spike!" Angel roared as he turned to face the young blonde-haired vampire, "get the hell out of my office!" he picked up a wooden stake that had been sitting on his desk and held it in a threatening manner towards Spike.

"Whoa now mate." Spike replied holding his hands up in defense, "no need to get hasty." he backed away from Angel slowly fearing for his safety just a bit.

Angel lowered the stake but continued to glare at Spike, "I'm tired of you always being a nuisance to everyone." he sighed as he took a seat behind his desk.

Spike just rolled his eyes at the comment, "A nuisance to everyone...or just you, Peaches." he used his nickname for Angel to piss him off. Spike took out a cigarette and his silver Zippo from the pocket of his duster and waited for the other vampire's response.

"Don't call me that Spike." Angel snapped, "And wait does it matter to you anyway?" Angel paused as he watched Spike flick his ashes onto his desk, "You're annoying...end of story. So just get the hell out of my office, get the hell out of my city and while you're at it why don't you get the hell out of my life Spike!"

The blonde-haired vampire stood silent for a moment while Angel's words sunk in, sure he had pissed off the other vampire on numerous occasions, but never like this. "You want me to leave Angel? Then fine I'll leave, just don't come crying to me when you need help rescuing your little scooby club or whatever the hell you call yourselves." And with that Spike stormed out of Angel's office and down the hall towards the elevator.

"Go ahead Spike!" Angel shouted from the doorway, "It's not like anyone's going to miss you anyway!"

"Where yah going Blondiebear?" Harmony inquired as she stood up from her desk and glanced at Spike.

"Out." Was the cold response she got before Spike took off in the elevator to god knows where.

Just then, Wesley and Fred appeared by Harmony's desk with a look of confusion written on their faces. "What was that all about?" Wes questioned, looking at Harmony hoping she would give them some clue as to why Spike had just took off like that.

Harmony just gave the ex-watcher a shrug as she sorted some files on her desk. "Your guess is as good as mine Wes," she admitted, handing some of the folders over to Wesley, "but would you mind bring these to Angel? Maybe he'll know what's going on with Spike."

"Sure thing Harmony!" Fred replied in her usual cheery tone, then she and Wes took a little walk to find Angel.

Kai: Wow, for once my first chapter turned out okay

Yami Bakura: (rolls eyes) Yeah and you didn't take forever and a day on it too.

Kai: (glares) Shut up! No one asked you, plus you're not even in this fic.

Yami Bakura: . . .

Spike: (looks at Yami B) Who is that?

Kai: An annoying muse that won't go away.

Spike: Can I eat him?

Angel: (face fault) Didn't that chip in your head teach you anything Spike?

Spike: No, not really and I don't have the chip anymore. I'm a vampire with a soul! Sticks out tongue

Yami Bakura: A vampire with a soul...how lame is that.

Spike: (glares) Piss off.

Kai: (sweatdrops) Please read and review!