A/N: Hi. That's about it. Short chapters, maybe longer ones later.

FFX isnt mine, The human form of Evrae is my idea though. Ha.

"I'm sorry, miss. The Lady summoner has used up all the hot water."

Great. This day was turning out as bad as yesterday.

She joined the line outside the shower in the private section, open to summoners and guardians.

Standing behind Evrae, she looked over the top of her friend's silken wing replacements, and saw Seymour in front of Evrae, Auron in front of Seymour, Rikku in front of Auron, and Wakka in the lead.

"Hurry up, Tidus! We aint got all day, ya?" Wakka complained.

After a few moments of uncomfortable silence in the group, mainly by Seymour and Evrae standing in the line with them, Tidus emerged.

He grinned in a way that Lulu knew very well.

Uh oh....

"Hey, guys. With all your power you should be able to fix a broken water heater, right?"
There was an expected violent outburst at this.

Tidus ran back in the bathroom, hiding from the angry group behind the door.

Until a well aimed photon spray blasted the frail wood into splinters.

Tidus stepped backwards, retreating from the mob.

"Can we call a truce?"

Lulu sat between Evrae and Seymour, as Evrae seemed extremely reluctant to sit next to Seymour.

To the point where she had threatened to use flare on them if they made her sit by him.

So Lulu found herself in the middle of an ongoing battle, being the only mage in their party with enough magic power to heat the water.

Yes, that was what she had been reduced to. Heating the water along with Seymour and Evrae so the others could take showers.

Apparently they would just have to wait until the nearest pond or hotel, not trusting each other enough to be sure they would not be fried in the shower.Mostly why she was down here anyway, Yuna could trust her.

Lulu shuddered at the thought of being in a pond with Seymour.

Evrae lit up the water tank again with fira.

Seymour looked over at Lulu, confused as to why she had suddenly become a basket case.

Not that he wasnt used to basket cases, coexisting with Evrae.

To be fair, Lulu thought with a sudden surge of annoyance, the problem hadn't started with Seymour.

It had started, and continued, with Tidus.

Now that she thought about it, everything that went wrong had been Tidus' fault.

Seymour cast fira on the heater, making Lulu jump in suprise.

"It was your turn." Seymour commented, looking at her as though he fully expected her to cackle ominously at any given moment.

"Well, I'm sorry I cost you 8 mp."

They sat in silence a while longer., Lulu brooding over what hadn't been Tidus' fault.

It wasn't a very long list.

"Just curious, are you ever going to expend your own magic here, or just us anti-heroes?" Evrae asked amiably.

Lulu came to reality with a start.

"We're going to have to bathe together in a pond." She muttered.

Seymour and Evrae stared at her.

"What?" Seymour asked, eyes wide in confusion.

Evrae looked at Lulu, analyzing the situation.

Seymour waited patiently and completely confused for Evrae's answer.

Finally, Evrae nodded. "The Moogle has warped her brain."

"I highly doubt that." Seymour responded with as much dignity as he could gather in the situation.

He reached over to touch Lulu's shoulder.

"Lulu?"

Lulu emitted a small shriek, and fainted.

"See? What did I tell you? The Moogles.....they're evil..."
"Evrae?" Seymour said, beginning to get annoyed.

"Yes Master?"
"You like Moogles. Remember?"

"Oh yeah.....I do, dont I? Well, It's either the moogles or overstimulation."
"I would say overstimulation."

"But the moogles....wait...okay, yeah. Overstimulation."