Disclaimer: Most everything is to Disney, except the Goodyear blimp, which indeed belongs to Goodyear. (all else is mine!) Also, you may have noticed that chapter three was named "Trodding on Feet" which was a suggestion of ducks-go-quack-00, so technically it belongs to her.

A/N: this chapter mentions a helium-enhanced cement covered blimp. The creator of this blimp who you will discover shortly decided to steal the Goodyear blimp and cover it with cement so no one would realize it was in fact the Goodyear blimp. However, this devious fiend did not realize that cement was far to heavy to allow the Goodyear blimp to float, so he enhanced the cement with helium. Why he didn't just use paint I do not know, ask him, he is a fool. (woo I'm feeling a little crazy today, its late at night!)

Chapter Four: The Truth Comes Out (well sort of anyways)

"So dey've (no pun intended) been keepin' you locked up in dere?" jill asked. Brittany nodded. "Dave is a fiend, I'll soak him for dat one!" Jill said angrily.

"Did you just say dave was a fiend?" Brittany asked. This time, Jill nodded. "I say that all the time, we've got to be sisters I mean who else do you know that has ever used the word fiend?" Jill laughed.

"Well at least Dave's better than Sarah," Jill said.

"Yes you're right," Brittany responded.

"What does she do to ya?" Jill asked.

"Ok, this is a little embarassing, but ever since Dave became friends with Jack Kelly, I've kinda liked him a little, but so does Sarah. And what Sarah wants, she gets. She can't even hold an intelligent conversation with him, so before he comes over or she goes out she makes me tell her all kinds of smart sounding things to say."

"Aaahhh Sarah, dumber than a piece of moldy cheese on a hot july afternoon, yeah, he was my good friend, but eva since cowboy started hangin' out wit her, its like da newsies don't matta anymore. He ain't da type to just pick up and leave, I mean, all da newsies looked up ta him and he loved it, but somehow, Sarah got him to throw his life away. The only good thing about it is dat now I'm getting' more respect from da newsies, but it ain't worth losin' a good friend like Jack Kelly.

"I think Sarah just tricks everyone into believing she'd dumb and is really a criminal mastermind doing something evil to Jack to make him how he is," Brittany stated very quickly after thinking for a few moments.

"Ya know, that don't sound halfway crazy, if we can get to the bottom a dis, maybe we can get you your guy after all...," Jill said with a scheming look on her face. The first thing they decided to do was try to get any information out of Dave that they could, and this proved to be very helpful. They took Dave and dragged him into a corner where no one could see them

"Dave, get up ya lazy oaf," Jill said as she kicked him. Dave, who was laying in a pile on the floor dazedly looked up and the girls and said, "hey do ya know you too look kind of alike?"

"I'm Brittany you fool!" Brittany exclaimed.

"Nice to meet you," Dave said, "you don't have to be so harsh in your introductions."

"No you cow, dis is your cousin, and me sista, Brittany!" Jill retorted. At this time , Dave felt very embarrassed.

"Why didn't you tell me about Jill?" Brittany asked fiercely, "You told me that I didn't have any family besides you guys. If I would have known about her, I would have left years ago!"

"Duh," dave responded, still feeling very stupid, "then we would have no one to cook and clean for us."

"UGGHHH, DAVE!!" "You make me so angry!" jill shouted. "One more dumb comment like that and I'll soak ya!" "Just tell us the whole story, an' tell us now."

"HAHAHA! I will never talk, for I am no longer Dave, I am (dundundun) Dave the Fiend!!!! At this, Dave pulled of his newsie vest and flipped it around revealing it to really be a little red cape. (now Dave the Fiend is very reminiscent of Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy from Dave the Barbarian, not in his looks, but his character) All of a sudden, a rope ladder fell from a large helium-enhanced cement covered blimp, and Dave the Fiend grabbed ahold, ready to make his grand departure.

"Now my faithful assistants Dutchy the Dreepy and Bumlets the Fan-Spinning Weirdo will...what?" Jill and Brittany were laughing at him. "What?" Dave asked again. "Sorry, but its really hard for us to be scared of you when your evil name is "Dave the Fiend" and you have sidekicks called "Dutchy the Dreepy" and "Bumlets the Fan-Spinning Weirdo." Brittany said through peals of laughter.

"Ok, ok the evil nicknames need a little work, "Dave said, "But you have to admit, the helium enhanced cement is a nice touch to the blimp."

"Yeah, you're right," Jill and Brittany agreed.

"But that still doesn't get you off the hook, get down here," Jill said as she grabbed his little red cape and pulled him off of the ladder.

"Alright alright," Dave said, looking as though he was afraid Jill would hurt him, "just don't tell anyone I told you this." He paused for a second, and then told them the story that they should have heard 13 years ago, but in a very exasperated manner. "Brittany, I lied to you, your parents have been dead 13 years. They died in a fire in your house, but not before they got you out. You were found by your neighbors who knew you were related to us, so they brought you over. Mama and papa really didn't want you, but for some dumb reason, we kept you. One day, Jill ran away, so we just didn't bother looking for her. We kind of assumed she died or something, but then last year I met her and now we're here."

"Dave, if you're lyin', den you're dead meat!" Jill shouted.

"I'm not lying," Dave responded.

"You know, for some strange reason, I believe you." Brittany said.

"Well I'm still not sure, but I guess it'll hafta do fa now." Jill added.

"If that's all you want I'll be going now," said Dave, "the blimp's only got so much gas..."

"Not so fast you thick headed chimp," Jill exclaimed, "you've got some more explaining to do. Eva since Jack met you guys, he's been actin' all weird and I know that you know why. If you don't tell me, I'll personally see to it that you are stuffed head foist into da pot a buttered beets on da buffet."

"That I don't know about," Dave replied, "maybe you should ask..." he trailed off.

"ask who?" Brittany inquired.

PLEASE READ! I KNOW ITS LONG BUT PLEASE!

Hi everybody! This chapter gets into some really randomly weird things. I've been writing this story since about February, (and its still not done yet) during this long period of time my cousin and I have come up with some really weird things that we think are really funny. Since this story was originally written to be her fairy tale about Jack, I wrote about a lot of this weird stuff. HOWEVER the online version has been changed a little bit so you guys would understand it more. I love when people read my story, and I want you guys to like it because It's always disappointing when I'm reading a story and all of a sudden it gets really weird and I don't like it anymore. So can you do me a favor? Write me a review and tell me what you think about this chapter, and from your reviews I will decide whether or not to put in the next chapter or skip it, because it involves a talking dog :). I won't be offended if you don't want it, trust me, I just want you guys to enjoy the story! So pleeeease tell me what you think!!

THANKS SOOOOOO MUCH TO ALL MY REVIEWERS!!!!

Allaboutelephants22- Double thanks for 2 great reviews! I hope you had fun in Mexico!

Dreamless-Mermaid- reading my story when you're supposed to be doing homework? Lol I've done the same thing-this fanfiction stuff is pretty addicting! Thanks for reviewing!

LadyRach- newserella! What a sweet word! I like it! I don't know if they had pierogis at Jack's party, but if there weren't they should have, they're a great party food. Spot's amazing, he's my 2nd favorite behind Race! I see you are a Race lover too, and Blink, you gotta love Blink, he has the best smile and how could you not love somebody with an eyepatch ï