Disclaimer: It's all Disney's except the ones not from the movie because they're mine. Also, the song Albuquerque belongs to Weird Al, and the name McWoo comes from the college of Wooster. (whoa less and less of this is mine every time.)

Chapter Five: Snipe's New Friend

By: ..::queenofny::..

"Sarah," Dave said in almost a whisper, "that's all I'm saying. Jill had let go of him, not realizing that he had begun to drift away on the rope, shouting, "You have not seen the last of Dave the Fiend, ahahahahaha...! Jill and Brittany watched as Dave climbed the rope, and all of a sudden smacked into a tree. They snickered.

"Ok so where do we go from here?" Brittany asked.

"I think da foist place we should go is ta find Sarah." Jill responded. But before they could go anywhere, someone bumped into Jill. It was Snipeshooter. He was bent over trying to coax over a black scottish terrier with a buttered beet. Brittany and Jill watched for a few seconds before the dog finally came over to him.

"Hey, Snipe, whatcha got dere?" Jill asked.

"Look I found this dog," he replied in his abnormally low voice, "I think I'm going to name it McWoo."

"What a dumb...I mean what an extremely interesting name," Brittany said, "where did you think of it?"

"Well, you see, before my Great Uncle Scotty rode off to become a magician in the circus, he said, "Let me give you a piece of advice, If I ever had a dog, I'd name it McWoo because." There was a short silence, and then Jill broke it. (crash!!! Hehe jk)

"Because why?" she asked.

"Well, nobody really knows, because about halfway through the next word somebody kicked the camel he was riding and it took off and they never saw him again." Snipe replied.

"Why didn't they chase him?" Brittany inquired.

"Well, Great Uncle Scotty had just taken out half the town's supply of pigs with his magic accidentally. His magic always caused problems, and the people were so happy to get rid of him that they didn't really care why they should name their dog McWoo."

"If you say so," Brittany said, confused.

"Well, have fun Snipe, see ya later," Jill called as she and Brittany walked off to continue their search for Sarah.

"Snipeshooter is one weird kid," Jill muttered under her breath.

"You can say that again," Brittany replied.

"Snipeshooter is one weird kid," Jill said. Brittany glared at her, then they both laughed. They walked away, and just as they were out of sight, Sarah stepped out from behind the trees.

"So, they've found out my secret," She said evilly, "but they will be no match for me and my evil mind, I will destroy them ahahahaha!!!!" She then walked in the direction that Brittany and Jill left. What she didn't know was that Snipeshooter and McWoo had been listening in the whole time.

"Oh no, we have to warn them McWoo!" he said. To his surprise, McWoo talked back.

"Of course we do Snipey old pal!" McWoo said in a weird voice.

"Wait a second, what's going on?" Snipe said, surprised.

"Well, your great uncle Scotty used his magic so that if you named your dog McWoo, then you could always have access to his wisdom and magic through me when he isn't here to take care of you its very simple. But don't tell anyone I can talk. " McWoo said.

"Well, whatever you say," Snipe said as he and McWoo began to run in the direction of Jill and Brittany. Without Sarah noticing, they passed her and got to Jill and Britt.

"Sarah pant was pant listening pant and pant she pant knows pant everything pant and pant said pant that pant she's pant gonna pant destroy pant you pant !" Snipeshooter said.

"What should we do?" Brittany asked.

"Let's think," Jill said. The three of them sat down on the floor and pondered for approximately 18 seconds.(yes I timed it) sung to the tune of the jeopardy song doodoodoodoodoodoodoo, doodoodoodoo doo! Doodoodoodoodoodoo doodoodoodoodoodoodoo, doo! Doodoodoodoo doo doo. (bum bum)

"Snipeshooter stop singing," Brittany said.

"I'm not singing," he replied.

"Well then who is, McWoo?" Brittany asked.

"Well I wouldn't be surprised if it was," Snipeshooter responded. Brittany rolled her eyes, and McWoo gave Snipeshooter a smirk that no one noticed. Snipe glared at McWoo.

"Will you two cut it out I'm tryin' ta think," Jill said. There was silence

"Hey Jill, ya done thinkin' yet?" Racetrack said. He had just walked over and plopped down next to them.

"Snipe, can you be quiet for one second?" Jill said exasperatedly, "oh hey Race," she said as she looked up and realized who it was.

"Sorry Snipe," she added.

"So, what are ya thinkin' about anyways?" Race asked. But she didn't respond. Instead, she grabbed his wrist and motioned for Brittany, Snipeshooter, and McWoo to follow her, because she had spotted Sarah not too far away. When they had finally gotten out of sight, she spoke.

"Snipeshooter, go ova ta where everybody else is sittin' and tell 'em dat I said to be on da lookout for Sarah doin' anything fishy an' dat I'll explain lata ok?"

"Ok," he replied and he and McWoo wandered away.

"What was with that singing McWoo?" Snipe asked when they were out of sight.

"Don't you like to sing?" McWoo answered.

"Yeah," he responded, "but you can't do that if you won't let me tell them you can talk, you're gonna get me in a lotta trouble."

"Alright," McWoo said. And they went off to find the newsies.

"Race, promise me you won't tell anyone this, because we don't know which of the newsies will believe us, ok?" Jill asked.

"I don't even know what you're talkin' about but yeah sure," Race replied.

"Ok foist of all, me and Brittany're twins," Jill said.

"Yeah I can see da resemblance," he replied, as if this was no surprise.

"Anyways, we talked ta Davey, n' he told us dat Sarah is doin' somethin' ta Jacky Boy ta make him like her n' ditch us."

"She ain't as dumb as we thought she was eh?"

"Nope, n' now, she's on da warpath 'cause me n' Brittany found our her secret. Wese been thinkin' about a way ta get rid 'a her n' get Cowboy back, but we ain't thoughta anything."

"I'd say tie Sarah to a wall n' force feed her nothin' but saurkraut until she's 26 ½ years old." Race suggested.

"Where did dat come from?" Jill asked with a quizzical look on her face.

"I really don't know," Race replied, looking just as confused. author's note: in case you didn't know, that's a line from the song Albuquerque by Weird Al.

"Well dat doesn't matta right now, we need to...wait a second where's Brittany?" Jill asked.

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