Disclaimer: Newsies and Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy are Disney's, everything else is mine, especially Dutchy and creepy! Feel free to use it, but I made it so don't take the credit or I will weep uncontrollably :""""( lol

Author's note: Hi! Sorry for the long wait! Its just...I hate to admit it...I have about 2 more chapters to post before the already written part of my story is all up, so I have to write more! But you guys keep me in check so don't worry I won't leave this story by the wayside. I hope you like this chapter, It's definitely one of my favorites. Oh, didja ever notice that Swifty's wearing this blue pillowcase-like shirt? Well, I always thought it was weird, so you will see it in this chapter. Some of the stuff I write is so random I know, so never hesitate to ask about anything!

Chapter Six

Evil Plots Foiled

All of a sudden, a dark shadow was cast over them, and when they looked up, they saw a helium-enhanced cement covered blimp with a scrolling message that said HA HA IT IS I, DAVE THE FIEND! and a voice was heard overheard. They watched as Dave the Fiend slowly descended the rope hanging down from the blimp.

"Hahaha it is I Dave the Fiend! I am here to take over the world ahahaha!!" Dave said obviously using a voice changing megaphone. Then, he busted out into song, "My name is Dave the Fiend, a fiend, a fiend, I'm Dave the Fiend!" Jill and Racetrack could hardly contain their laughter. Race grabbed Dave by the cape and pulled him off the rope.

"Whoa dat's really dreepy Dave, just hand Brittany over and we'll make sure I don't shoot an arrow through dat blimp a' yours. "Jill said angrily.

"Haha you will never find Brittany, I don't have her ahahaha!" Dave replied.

"Dave, stop usin' dat dumb megaphone ta make you sound scary, because ya don't, second of all, stop laughin' maniacally, n' lastly, hand Brittany ova now." Jill shouted.

"I told you I don't have her." Dave said, still talking into his voice changing megaphone.

"Den where is she?" Race asked. Dave finally put the megaphone down.

"I don't know, why don't you ask Sarah, I had my evil plan to take over the world all figured out and she had to go and ruin it by taking Brittany away and steal one of my evil sidekicks ." He said in a disappointed, pouting voice that resembled that of Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy.

"But she's only been gone 5 minutes," Jill said.

"Hey, you're writing this story Jill, not me I don't know how this stuff happens either." He responded, "now can ya let me go, I've got some serious evil plotting to do."

"Yeah I guess," Jill said, knowing that Dave probably couldn't even swat a dead fly.

"Well, bye," Dave said, then went back up in his stupid grey blimp and flew away.

"Dat was weird," Race stated.

"You can say dat again," Jill agreed.

"Dat was weird," Race stated. Jill rolled his eyes at him, and they both laughed. They decided to go get the other newsies to help them search for Jill's sister, so they went over to the table where they were sitting and saw Snipeshooter trying to explain the story to them, but they didn't believe him.

"You're crazy," Itey said.

"I'm not!" Snipe replied, "you've got to believe me, Sarah is not who you think she is!"

"Hey fellas," Jill said, "givin' Snipey a hard time are ya?"

"I'm tellin' ya Jill, he's crazy, he thinks Sarah's evil and going to destroy you." Swifty stated.

"Shut up Swifty, and take off dat stupid blue pillowcase!" Jill said angrily, "Snipey's tellin' da truth, and we gotta find Brittany now before Sarah can do anythin' else!" Swifty was insulted that Jill did not like his pillowcase, so he ran away.

"Oh no, dey're both crazy!" Snoddy said. Race smacked Snoddy in the face.

"Why don't you listen to her? You've known her for how long and ya won't even help her when her sista's in trouble!" he exclaimed. Snoddy just looked stupidly at Race.

"By da way, what happened to Spot, Blink, Mush, Boots, Skittery, Crutchy, and Christina?" Jill asked.

"I dunno, I think Spot said something about going somewhere, but I don't know where," Pie Eater said, who cares anyways?"

Jill, Race, Snipe, and McWoo walked away angrily, upset that the background newsies did not believe them.

"We gotta find the others!" Snipe exclaimed anxiously.

"No, dey're ain't time for all dat, wese gotta go get Brittany before Sarah has a chance to do anything evil, come on lets go!" Jill said. So Jill, Snipe, Race, and McWoo went searching through the city. They didn't have to go far, for all of a sudden, they heard an evil sounding voice coming from an old abandoned warehouse. They crept up and peered inside the window. They watched as two shadowy figures paced back and forth.

"Haha, thank you Dutchy, soon my plan will be complete." Sarah said.

"It won't be long," Dutchy replied as he bowed slowly. They both laughed evilly.

"It's either now or never," Race whispered.

"I say, its NOW!" Jill replied, and she, Race, Snipe, and McWoo jumped through the open window and ran towards Sarah and Dutchy.

THANKS TO MY REVIEWERS! GOSH! I can never say it enough, because you don't know how grateful I am to you! Thanks a million trillion!

LadyRach: Tee hee! That would be an awesome laugh I totally agree. I'm glad you like my story, I'm not a random story fan either, I'm glad you like mine because I totally love writing it! McWoo is quite the wise owl. Tee hee. (oh I love that!) Thanks for the review!

Brittany: Geez took you long enough! Well, I'm going to see you tomorrow I think, so there's not much to write in here because you've already read this story like twelve times when I was first writing it. This was a good start, don't stop reviewing! Lubuams!

Petals: I read your story with gazelled! I love to read my reviewers' stories b/c they usually have a similar sense of humor to my own, and yours was funny. Gracias again for your superly super review!

Dreamless-Mermaid: haha the saurkraut line, (the one race says about sarah) one of my favorites from one of my favorite weird al songs. I'm not the biggest weird al fan because sometimes he's like bad-funny, but the stuff that is not bad is pretty entertaining P) kid blink!!! Ahh!!! Wooohooo its Friday night and I'm hyper for no reason! Thanks for the review!

ducks-go-quack-00: I'm sorry to hear about your teacher. In seventh grade, my social studies teacher passed away, so I know it's hard, especially when you have to go to school every day and be reminded. I don't know what your beliefs are, but mine are that your teacher is in a better place now : ) I'm glad you liked this chapter, I was worried about how the world would react to snipe and mcwoo, snipey is just such a cute little boy, (even though he was 16 when the movie was filmed! Ahh!!) but I have to have him in there being his cute self, and to having a buddy like mcwoo. Thank you so much for the bestest reviews all the time. (don't anyone else feel insulted I love you too!!!)