Spongebob, cooking a Krabby Patty one day, notices that something in his 'office' had been misplaced. He looked around and around and found nothing. So, the only logical thing to do was ask the customers. (Yay! Spongebob finally got some common sense!) He goes on the intercom and says "Hello Krusty Krab customers! I have lost something. Please help me find it. However, I have no idea what it is but I think it's some money."

Mr. Krabs comes rushing out at top speed. He crashes into Squidward and busts his forehead. He's alright though, since he found some money on his desk a minute ago, but not what Spongebob was looking for.

Spongebob then shrieks. "Ahh! A creature from space! Help! Help!" Mr. Krabs comes over to Spongebob and asks him where he saw the ghostly figure. "Over there, by the cash register." Squidward had left before Spongebob saw the mysterious burden so it couldn't have been Squidward.

Mr. Krabs turned around to the cash register and saw the disturbance. "Hey you monster, give me back my money!" he responded.

"That thing's out of control," said Spongebob. "Maybe it wants us to take its order."

"No, Spongebob, no. That's a human from the USA." Someone said to him.

Spongebob quickly jumped around and saw that the someone was Sandy. "Sandy, please don't scare me during these times of crisis." Sandy only licked her lips and said "Spongebob, you little fella, human's aren't aliens. They are people, like us."

Spongebob's mind went absolutely blank. He couldn't think of a reply to her answer.

"What if that human-thingy hurts us?" Spongebob quickly said. "No, human's don't bite, Spongebob. They wouldn't hurt a fly."

"Are you positively sure about that?" Mr. Krabs jumped in. "That thing is a volcano, about to blow."

Sandy thought for a minute. "Well, I'll just ask it why it's here. They probably can't hear me under their protective swim gear though."

Sandy tapped the human. "Hello, human fella. Over here." The human took off its protective swim gear.

The human finally replied to Sandy. "Hi Sandy. It's Patrick. Where's Spongebob? I need him to take my order."

Sandy was furious. "Patrick!!!!!!!! Why did you trick us?" Patrick said "Because I wanted to find out if I could breathe like a human or not." Spongebob walked over to the cash register where Patrick was standing. Patrick was now taking off the protective swim gear.

"May I take your order Patrick?" Spongebob asked.

"Yeah. I want 7 Krabby Patties and everything on the menu."