Joy: I am SO sorry for the huge delay in this chapter. Truth be told, I stumbled right into a huge writer's block. But I finally got this chapter finished for you all. Thanks to all who reviewed and liked the first chapter and wanted more. Now, in order to make this chapter even funnier, I have not only placed it in present tense, but I am putting the chapter in Bakura's POV. This chapter takes you into his mind. I hope you enjoy it!

Slight warning: Tiny bit of violence, Bakura has a big vocabulary of bad words, and reverences to women in a sexual way. Can't diss me too much cuz I'm a woman, too. And you have been warned.

Now enjoy the chapter!

Fights and Water Guns

Bakura's POV

YES! Finally! So, now that I have control, what do I do? There has to be something in this Ra-damned city worth my time. Of course I promised I would not do anything too evil, but then again, that doesn't mean that I cannot have a little fun. Who's that over there? Oh, just some kids. Damn kids, always too damned happy for their own good.

Hmmm…what are they saying? They are going off to the mall, eh? Not a bad idea at all. I am sure there are a lot of people to torment at the mall. I think I shall go as well.

So…this is the mall. I went here once with Ryou, but I was in the Ring, so I did not get a chance to see it for myself. Besides, I was not really interested in anything he was doing at that moment.

By Ra it is huge! There are stores that sell everything. Maybe I can find something that will be entertaining.

A prank shop…pranks would raise my spirits a bit, but let me try my own way first. First I need a victim…or in this case, several victims. This is going to be fun.

Ah, there. Over there with that baby. A young couple, too. Nice touch. Now for the fun part.

"Excuse me, sir? I am sorry, but I could not live with myself if I did not tell you what I overheard." The man presses me to continue. I resist the urge to smirk. I usually smirk right before I do something evil, so it is a hard thing to fight back. Oh, come on! It's a reflex action!

"Well, you see, I was passing by that man over there and he made quite a bit of vivid and inappropriate comments about this young woman here. I distinctly heard him saying something about how large her chest was and then go into some description of what he would like to do with her if he ever got her in bed."

Ok, so I lied. All in good fun. Besides, that woman does have a large chest. By Ra, looking up close it is even larger than I thought! Is that natural? Oh well. And look, that husband of hers just went to talk to that guy I pointed out. It does not look like he is taking my statement very lightly.

Ouch. That had to hurt.

I didn't think that this over-chested woman's husband could box. I think he hit the guy so hard it may be weeks before he remembers his name. This is too hilarious. I am really fighting a maniacal laugh here. Really.

OH RA! The wife tried to stop the fight and the guy almost fell and he grabbed her breast to stop his fall. Well, at least they are good for something. I think that pissed off the wife, too. She just slapped him. And down he goes.

I'm getting bored watching this. I need to find some more people to torment, but I want to find a new way to do it. Besides, Ryou's always telling me I watch way too much violence.

Why are there so many Ra damned shoe and clothing stores here?! I mean, you can only buy so many clothes and shoes before you overdose on them. Ah, here is something that might prove interesting. This children's store sells water guns. Very nice. I think I just found my next entertainment…

This is more fun than I thought! I never knew it would be so enjoyable to randomly shoot people with water! Look at their pathetic faces! I aim for one guy right between the legs. The kid with him is now laughing his ass off. He just said it looks like the guy pissed his pants. Hilarious!

I do believe it is time for a maniacal laugh right about now. I have not laughed maniacally for oh, ten or fifteen minutes. Since I hit that one guy from the second floor and it landed right on his head. The people around him were laughing and he was as red as an apple. Then there was that fat lady. I hit her right in the ass. Both cheeks, too.

I have to stop laughing as it is drawing attention to me. Damn. I have to fill the water guns again. That's the down side to these water guns. I have to stop every fifteen minutes and refill them.

Has anyone noticed that there are no security guards around? Well if they do come, they will have a new plot of land in the Shadow Realm. My smirk is necessary, trust me.

Now…who to spray next… I eye my future victims, my smirk growing in size as I hold my little instruments of terror in my hands. Oh! I watched a movie on the box once where this guy got this woman with a white shirt really wet. The results were rather…interesting. Maybe I can try that too.

Oh, look, there's a blonde over there with just the right shirt for the job.

I feel more maniacal laughter coming up. I am so evil sometimes I feel that I could burst. I take careful aim.

Oh Ra! That was so funny. I allow a laugh to escape my lips. And Ryou said stuff in movies could never happen in real life. He lied about that one, that's for sure. Oh, gotta duck into this store because that lady's boyfriend just showed up. If he finds me she may have to find a new boyfriend as well as a new shirt.

Okay, that was great, but now I must find a new way to torment the foolish mortals in this mall. Hmm… Whatever I choose to do had better be good. I need amusement.

Bakura, what are you up to?

Great…it's my hikari. Um…not a thing, host. Just visiting the mall. Why do you ask?

Just curious. I am sensing a lot of happiness from your side of the link. What could make you so excited, Bakura? You aren't hurting anyone are you?

Of course not. Stop worrying so damn much, light. I have not laid a hand on anyone.

All right. I suppose that is good enough for me. I'm glad to see you are happy, though it does worry me a bit.

Relax. No one has died yet, hikari. But yes, I am amused right now. In fact, I think I am feeling quite pleasant.

Because I just came up with another wonderful idea.

Joy: You know, I was laughing my ass off as I was typing that chapter. Okay, folks, I need to ask you for a favor to help me jog some ideas for the next chapters I need to know what you think Bakura should do to fulfill his need to torment the people in the mall. What kind of pranks should he pull? If you hated the ones in this chapter, help me think of some new ones, okay? I need to generate feedback and ideas. Just put your ideas in the review and if I like them, they may appear in the story. Thanks and don't forget to review! See you next time!