Joy: Oh my Ra! It has been several months since I have updated! I am SO sorry! I hope I didn't lose everyone! This is gonna be a surprise, but this is the last chapter of Bakura's Day Out. I know, I know, but it will be funny. Several people gave me good ideas, and I thought about it. I am gonna do a few of them and some stuff some people at work suggested. It will hopefully be a good ending chapter. I tried to make it as long as possible with a good dose of evil from our favorite evil spirit – Bakura. So sit back and enjoy everyone. A list of reviewers and thanks is at the end.

Warnings: Let's see…Bakura's bad vocabulary, food fighting, pranks, and maybe violence depending on how you see it. You have been warned.

Food Fights, Prank Calls, and Normalcy

I check the clock in the middle of the mall. Hmm… Lunch time. Great timing. I do not need to eat as a spirit, but I think I will go to the food court anyway since it is the next location for my next little prank. Muahahahha!! Ahem. On to the food court!

Lots of people here…perfect! Wait a minute! I see a familiar face. And no, it's not that Pharaoh no baka either, though it would have been good to have him around for what I am planning… Insert evil grin here. And some laughter. Okay, that guy is not the pharaoh, but he is familiar.

Host! I want you to take a look at this guy. I have seen him before. I send him a mental picture and hear him gasp.

That's a kid from my high school, Bakura. Now I know where I have seen him. At my hikari's school. And I did not like how he treated my host, either.

He is one of the kids that bully you, correct? My hikari goes silent. Yeah, I thought so. My eye twitches as I stare at the baka bully.

He – He's not as bad as some of the other bullies, Bakura, he responses.

Whatever. I cut the link and glare at the guy again. My eye twitches again… Then I smirk. I think I just found my target. Well, everyone in this food court is going to be a victim, but this baka will not know what hit him.

I go to one of the countless fast food places and order a large soft drink. Then I go up behind the unknowing bully and, barely able to control my laughter, take off the lid of the drink and pour it over his head. Then I duck out of the way as he turns and angrily throws his drink at the people behind him - a young couple, who immediately get furious and throw their food at the bully, but he ducks and it hits someone else.

Now I am going to assume you can guess how the chain continues. Pretty soon all hell breaks loose. Food is being thrown everywhere! Every scrap of food these mortals can find is being used to pummel someone else. It is the biggest food fight I have ever seen. Not that I have seen many, but oh well. It is still priceless! And that bully? He is completely covered in food, and there are onions and pickles in his hair. Now I can laugh!

This is the best one yet! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, foolish mortals! Destroy each other with food! Stick the person next to you in the eyes with the French fry! Yes! Oh my Ra! Look at the kid! He is sticking the French fries in that guy's nose! And here I thought kids were no fun. Boy was I wrong! Go kid go!

Damn…here come the police. I think I will just relocate myself…

Bakura?

What is it now, host?

You didn't hurt that student, did you?

Of course not, hikari. Besides, what I did to him was much better than hurting him. I smirk again and look up at the clock. Hmm…I have time for a few more pranks before I leave. I think I'll go to the prank shop again for ideas…

I have it! One of the best prank ideas for a public place. I bought as least three dozen of those rolls of toilet paper that are glued together so you cannot unroll them. Now to go to the bathrooms. I head to the women's bathrooms first, pretending I am a janitor or whatever they are called and take all the regular rolls of toilet paper and throw them away, replacing them with the fake toilet rolls.I do the same for the men's bathrooms.

Ihave another idea. When no one is looking, I change the signs on all the bathroom doors, switching the men's room signs with the women's room signs. Let the chaos begin. I smirk as I head back out into the mall, intending to find the exit. Instead I find a moving staircase. Ryou once told me that this was called an escalator. It was huge! And people would just stand on it and it would take them up to the next floor. Right. One more prank then I go home. Now…where is the off switch to this thing?

The looks on those people's facesare priceless! Now they will have to climb the stairs, the lazy-ass mortals! Oohh! Wonder what would happen if I turned it back on, then turned it back off? Let's try it… Oh my Ra! This is so much fun! Squirm, foolish mortals, squirm! MUAHAHAHA!!!! They are bumping into each other and falling and stumbling. This is great! I glance over at the clock again. Time to get home. I need to find something else amusing to do before my hikari takes over again.

Home…hope there is something to do here. I unlock the door and go inside. Hikari, do you have some food? Not that I need to eat, but I am using the boy's body and he needs to eat, so I guess I will, just this once.

I didn't really think to fix anything, Bakura. Gomen nasai.

I will find something myself, host. I glance around and my gaze lands on the phone. A big smile slowly appears on my face. Perfect idea! I will just order some food. And while I am at it, I will order some food for the neighbors as well! They should be so lucky to have a guy like me thinking of them. Now…what to get. Pizza has always been a food of curiosity for me, so I guess I'll get that.

I order a pepperoni pizza to be delivered to my house. Then I call another pizza place and order a pizza with loads of anchovies and garlic and hot sauce and just about every other abnormal and gross topping I can think of on it and tell them to deliver it to the neighbor's address. There. That should take care of that. I think I will watch some TV while I wait.

After my dinner FINALLY arrives…stupid slow ass mortal should be sent to the Shadow Realm for taking so long…I eat, watching TV while I do so. Then my gaze falls on the phone again. I think I will have some more fun with Mr. Telephone…

I know, I know. Prank calling someone is a bit childish, but hey, I am bored and I need to do SOMETHING to release that boredom. So I grab the phone and the book with the numbers in it of all the people in the city. And I randomly select a name. Janico Maio. What the hell kind of name is that? Oh well. He is my next victim. I call him.

"Moshi, moshi?"

I try to sound professional. "Hello, this is the Domino Telephone Company calling to inform you that we are checking the phone lines in your area. We need for you to not answer your telephone for the next ten minutes or there may be an electric shock to the other person."

"Oh, okay. I won't."

I hang up and wait about five minutes, then I call the baka back. AND HE PICKS UP THE PHONE! Idiot.

"Moshi moshi?"

"AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!!! AHHHHH!!!" I scream into the phone in the most agonizing voice I can muster, making hissing sounds and making it sound like I am being electrocuted. Then I hang up. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! That was so funny I fall off the couch laughing!

I wonder if it would work for someone else…

This has been the best day of my life! I am laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes! I let out a sigh. I should do things for other people more often so Ryou will have to switch places with me a lot more.

What time is it? Oh…nearly midnight. Wow. Time sure flies when you are tormenting others. I could go torment one of my hikari's friends, but I can do that anytime. To be honest, which I hardly ever am so be prepared to be amazed, I am a bit tired. Pulling all these magnificent pranks is hard on a person…or spirit in my case. Maybe I will just sleep away the rest of my time. I do not want to wear my host's body out too much. He still has to do…stuff tomorrow. I will just take a nap or something.

YAAAAWWNN! Morning already. Almost time for my host to get his body back…

Ryou? You up? Time to switch back?

Hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm ready when you are.

Good.

The ring glows momentarily and Ryou takes over again

Did you have a nice day being in charge of my body, Bakura?

Oh yes, very much so. And I learned some things, too.

Really? Such as?

I will tell you some other time.

I know what I learned: I learned that the mall is a VERY fun place to hang out.

- Owari –

Joy: The end! Bakura's Day Out is FINALLY finished. I hope you all enjoyed this story. I want to thank everyone who reviewed, and here is a list:

Silver Moon Phoenix, TombRaider15, Yami Fan Girl, WolfBane2, Midnights, Seren147, Dark Kuriboh Empire, Dark mage of sea 13, Moon Bind, Darkstar71, Sirithiliel, The Big Zukini (thanks for reviewing even though it wasn't the best story), Hiei 13, Dark Libra 09, weirdoformalyknownasspeshuled (whew! Long pen name :-) But I LOVE it!) BabyGatomon (hey sis!) SakuraofDarkness, and mew pudding.

Thank you all SOOOO much for your reviews! If I missed you or the prank you gave me, I am sorry. I wanted to do them all, really. Maybe next time, I will! Like the one about Bakura going to the candy store or the slime ball one. They were good and might give me ideas on future humor fics. Let me know if you like this ending or wamt me to do another humor story. I might do another one anyway, but I need ideas…

Mini dictionary:

Gomen nasai - I'm sorry

Moshi moshi - Telephone greeting.

Baka - stupid, fool, idiot

Pharaoh no baka - stupid pharaoh, idiot pharaoh.

Till next time, review!