Okay, this one isn't the funniest because there's a huge fight between InuYasha and Kagome and Kat gets sad...

Chapter: 2

Miroku rose to his feet after a long (A/N after getting booted, it takes a while to get up) period of time. "That's never happened to me before." Miroku stated.

Well, at least somebody did it...InuYasha thought. Kagome, (becoming all annoyed again) clunked InuYasha over the head. "What the hell were you thinking? Letting her come here? Why do think I stay here all the time?! IT'S BECAUSE THAT GIRL'S NUTS!"

InuYasha grinned. "Really? I thought you stayed because of me." Kagome became infuriated. "SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Kagome yelled. She stomped away again. Immediately, InuYasha found himself forty feet down. Looking up, where he could barely see Miroku leaning over the side, looking down at him.

"You could help me up you know!" InuYasha called up to him.

Miroku called back. "I was booted, I'm not about to climb down there and get you...it would risk my well-being!"

"I'll give you well-being..." InuYasha muttered. "Fine. I'll just do it like I did before."

InuYasha heard Kagome as he started to scale the dirt walls of his hole. "C'mon Miroku!!!"

"I'm coming!"

InuYasha thought to himself. At least that crazed girl didn't send me down on a forty-foot drop. After an extremely long amount of time, (approximately the same time it took Miroku to stand up), InuYasha climbed out of the hole, panting. (A/N: Try scaling a wall with only your hands sometime...it's harder than it looks!)

Kagome had gone along with Miroku. Probably in search for Psycho Girl. He had the advantage, though. He had the power of SMELL (ta da!). This search was becoming a race, between him and Kagome. InuYasha wasn't about to lose this. He was going to win this fight or die trying (well, not die exactly but you know...).

InuYasha dashed off towards the village (A/N: Yes...some random town/village) where the very distinct smell of Kat (which is mainly the smell of cheese) came from.

With his demonic speed, he was able to arrive in no time at all. He sniffed the air. This way...he thought as he headed to the left. As he rounded the corner, he tripped over a familiar figure and a yelp rose up.

"SHIPPO!? What are you doing here?" InuYasha asked in disgust. Shippo looked up, then looked behind him as a hyper mental Kat ran after him, a cloud of dust rising behind her heels. "Yipes!" Shippo yelled and ran off. Kat came charging at InuYasha. He finally understood. Shippo was trying to get away...I better move! Too late. Kat skidded to a stop, slapped InuYasha across the back and shrieked. "TAG! YOU'RE IT!"

InuYasha became confused (for the millionth time that day)...what? Tag?

Kat smiled, and yelled, "Squirrely-poo! Mr. Fuzzums is IT!" then she darted off behind a few buildings. InuYasha didn't know what to do. After a few minutes, Shippo and Kat appeared in front of InuYasha.

"Mr. Fuzzums! You're being a party-pooper...you're supposed to run after us!" InuYasha gave her a blank stare then turned to Shippo. "Shippo? What are you doing with this psycho?"

Shippo smiled up at him. "I'm playing 'tag!' I've never heard of it...but it's fun!"

Meanwhile in the background, Kat was fiddling with her backpack, singing a made up song in a really bad voice: "Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head Play! Kat go Play! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!!!!"

Shippo turned around and gave Kat a pitiful stare. When he turned back around he complained to InuYasha, "She keeps confusing me with a stupid squirrel..." he muttered angrily. He turned back to Kat, who was rummaging through her backpack, apparently looking for something. "Kat!" Shippo called. Kat looked up cheerfully. "What is it Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head?" Shippo sighed. "If I were a squirrel, which I'm not, I wouldn't the power of fox fire or illusion!" he said firmly. Kat looked at him blankly.

"Sure ya would! Squirrels would have to! You do, so they must!" Kat pondered the question again, then started babbling again. "Hmmm, I wonder, if squirrels have the power of illusion, then they must be very powerful. I want to be a squirrel! But then again, cars and stuff are always hitting them. And the ones in my country aren't really that smart. Maybe, I wouldn't want to be a squirrel. But they're soooo cute! You know what else is cute? Peeps marshmallows. They're good. Mmmm. My friend Julie said I shouldn't have to many Peeps or I'll get a stomachache. She was right you know. She also told me not to eat too much chocolate. But I'll tell ya, you can never have to much chocolate. That girl's a genius. You know who else is a genius, the person who wrote this story, now THAT'S someone who knows me! I don't suppose you know the person who wrote this is?" she looked at InuYasha and Shippo, who looked back at her blankly. "Didn't think so, she knows you though, I can guarantee it!"

Shippo looked at InuYasha. "Did you get any of that?"

"Nope."

"What story is she talking about?"

"I dunno. I asked the same thing."

Kat smiled. "You guys are sooo funny! You look all confused. You're good actors! You should try acting sometime!"

InuYasha and Shippo laughed nervously. "Heh, heh, yeah...acting...that's right....we were acting... we weren't confused, no sir!" Shippo said for the both of them. Kat raised one eyebrow. "You guys baffle me! You know that! You really do!"

InuYasha and Shippo let out a pitiful sigh. She had no idea. Kat stopped talking for a moment (what a miracle!) to rummage around in her backpack. Shippo hopped over to her. "What's in there?" he asked curiously. Kat looked up, again, a sly, yet cheesy grin spread across her face. She grabbed Shippo in a death lock (like she did with everyone it seemed) and thrust her backpack in front of her.

"I'm glad you asked Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head and you're in for the coolest thing you've ever laid eyes on! THIS IS CALLED MY B.O.R.O. OR BORO! Or in other words: MY BACKPACK OF RANDOM OBJECTS!!!!! ISN'T IT COOOOLLLL?" Shippo, like InuYasha had tried to do before, struggled to get his head free. "Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head, feast your eyes on possibly the best thing since cheese! And that's saying something." She beamed at her backpack. Shippo still struggled and looked towards InuYasha pleadingly. "In here lies possibly the greatest treasure alive! Julie thought it was trash, and gave it to me. Anything she gives to me is an honor! It's prettyful though! Have a look-see..." She rummaged for the third time through her backpack. Finally, she withdrew a familiar purple, pinkish crystal with a string tied around it. InuYasha stared at it. "That's- that's part of the Shikon Jewel! Where'd you get it?"

"I already told ya, Mr. Fuzzums. I got it from Julie the Great! It's my necklace now. I already made the mistake of eating another one...didn't go down to well."

"You ATE A SHIKON JEWEL???!!!" InuYasha and Shippo yelled in unison. Well, now we know where she gets her death grip...InuYasha thought.

"I do not know of this "Shikon Jewel" that you speak of." Kat said firmly, trying to sound aloof. Shippo took action right away. He quickly scribbled on a bunch of flashcards and made a big, colorful presentation of the origin of the Shikon Jewel. Kat stared off into space for a minute, and then was able to mutter, "Really." She regained her hyper personality quickly though and yelled in a happy tone, "Hey! I saw a contest that had one of these, as the prize!" (A/N: Wow...who woulda guessed?) Kat led them to a poster, which gallantly read: FOOD EATING CONTEST: ALL AGES WELCOME. WINNER OF THE FINALS WINS TWO HUNDRED YEN (OR WHATEVER WE USE FOR MONEY). COMPETES AGAINST THE CHAMPION OF TEN YEARS FOR A RARE GEM, WHICH HAS A VALUE OF TEN-THOUSAND YEN... then had a picture of the money and the Jewel beside it.

InuYasha and Shippo looked at each other, then back at Kat. They smiled slyly. Kat started to wave of nervousness overtake her. "W-Why are you guys looking at me like that???" InuYasha paused then yelled to Shippo, "Now!" and they both pounced on her and dragged her to the entry booth.

InuYasha told the man in charge of sign-ups, "This girl is going to compete." He stated. The man looked behind him. Kat was hog-tied and Shippo held her mouth closed. "Sir, do you really think-" he started.

"Yes!" InuYasha growled. The man shuddered. "Y-yes sir, right away, and what is this girl's name?"

"Kat." InuYasha answered.

"Very well, you may wait in the back."

InuYasha nodded and motioned for Shippo to follow. Shippo dragged Kat to the back of the entry shed. A great table lay in the sun, stacked with all kinds of food. Kat's eyes sparkled and Shippo let go of Kat's mouth. She screamed in happiness. "YAY!!!! Who knew it was a FOOD eating contest!" InuYasha looked down at her. "You didn't read the poster?" he asked.

"Nope! I just looked at the word Contest and at the pretty pictures of the jewel thingy."

InuYasha sighed. She never stopped did she? "It's only temporary." InuYasha coaxed. "Just win us that prize and I won't kill ya!"

Kat laughed. "Okay Mr. Fuzzums!" she looked at Shippo. "Can you please untie me now Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head?" Shippo sighed. "If you're still going to call me that, then I won't."

"Can I call you Squirrely-poo?"

"No."

"Squirrely-with-no-sense-of-excitement?"

"No. And I DO HAVE A SENSE OF EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!"

"Foxy-poo?

"No. But you're getting there."

"Foxy-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head?"

"That's sorta better. I don't like the end part though. I don't have an unnaturally sized head." InuYasha smirked. "Sure..." he snickered sarcastically. Shippo glared at him angrily.

"What was that?" then took it back because he knew InuYasha had the power to hurt him.

"Just untie her," demanded InuYasha. Shippo did as he was told. Kat immediately leaped towards the food. InuYasha caught her foot just in time and Kat fell face flat into the ground. "Not yet." InuYasha instructed. "Hold your hunger, although I don't see how you can be so ravenous after all that cheese! But I suppose it's the mystery surrounding you." Kat looked up and smiled. "He he! That's me!"

Later...the tournament begins...

Kat flew through each round, stuffing her face with ten morsels at a time. The other competitors couldn't keep up with such an appetite. After an hour or so, everyone had either quit or was face down in their plate after seeing Kat take one bite after another effortlessly. It made them sick. Kat smiled. "Hey. I guess I won! Cool!" The announcer, who was speechless along with the rest of the crowd at this wonder, stood for about five minutes, trying to regain his composure.

Finally, after several minutes, he was able to speak. "W-well it seems we have a winner for the finals! Two-hundred and twenty-three pounds of food and still kicking! This competitor, Kat, has just won TWO HUNDRED YEN! (or whatever we use for money...)" Kat smiled brightly. InuYasha and Shippo let out cries of joy and jumped up and down in triumph. "YEAH! SHE DID IT!" InuYasha yelled. "Shippo! We could make a lot of money off of her!" Shippo agreed.

Their joy was interrupted, of course, when a fist that seem to come out of nowhere knocked both of them over the heads.

"You IDIOTS!" Kagome's voice rang out. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!" InuYasha grinned and pointed to the poster on the wall. Kagome scanned it quickly then looked at InuYasha with confusion. "You entered her in an eating contest?!" Shippo smiled and leaped up into Kagome's arms. "Yup. And she won the finals, she goes against the ten-year winner now...if we win, we get a Shikon Jewel!" Shippo beamed proudly. Kagome finally came to understand, but as always, had to find a problem. "InuYasha! She's possessing you! YOU'RE SPENDING TO MUCH TIME WITH THIS...THIS LUNATIC!!!!!!!!"

InuYasha frowned. He had enough of this accusing. Kagome did this every time. "You don't give up do you?" he snapped. "You're always trying to degrade people, you know that? You tell me to sit at least ten times everyday, and now you're trying to degrade this girl, who could possibly win a great prize, and you try and take it away from her because you couldn't do anything to help this time."

Kagome slapped him. "You do not know me! Never say I'm not helping. I do ten times as much work as this bitch does, and you know that! She's not doing a shit's worth of stuff!"

InuYasha became irate. "Just because I'm spending a little more time with Kat, does not mean anything! Sure she calls me Mr. Fuzzums and yes, it's annoying, but what the hell are you to say that she's not doing us a favor. So, if you have and ounce of kindness in your veins, then I suggest you suck it up, and START SUPPORTING SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF!!!"

Kagome went silent, as did the rest of the crowd. There were hushed whispers among them and InuYasha walked off to another part of the tournament grounds.

Kat heard everything that went on, Kagome, she now hated with a dying passion. She stood up, just as an extremely obese man, weighing probably over nine hundred pounds came stomping onto the grounds. His chest was rolling over his loincloth and Kat looked up. She had lost all hope now. She wasn't going to win, not after all that was said. She felt sick. Then a call came from the crowd. It was InuYasha's voice. "Kat! Sit back down! You can win this! There's someone here to see you!"

Just as he said that, a familiar figure removed itself from the crowd. Kat's eyes grew wide

and a smile spread across her face. She knew she could win this! Now that she was here!

End Ch. 2

Hmmm...now who could this person be? Ch. 3 is by far going to be the best of all........