YAY! Chapter 3 is up!!!!! Somebody comes in and puts the group in line. Of course, that particular person has energy of their own stored up... but that won't be
unleashed until Chapter 4...hehe
Chapter 3The contest between Kat and the fat dude began. They both started out fast and furious, (no pun intended.) Kat was determined now, someone was there she looked up
to and she was going to win this.
The champion guy seemed amused by Kat's determination and ate faster thinking he had this down. He'd just win another contest and take the glory once again. Kat
took her time; she was just eating like she normally did, stuffing her face with ten things at a time. The townspeople looked on with great interest. Here was this girl who
had just eaten over two hundred pounds of food and was still going like she hadn't eaten in days.
Kat smiled up at the big champ dude in between bites. "Ou nou, (translater: you know,) " she said her face full of food. "Hiss es kinduh fon iph ou tink aboudit!
(Translator: this is kind of fun if you think about it)" Her term of "fun" was a game with food in it apparently.
The big guy didn't answer, just kept on eating. I don't like being ignored, Kat thought. But his probably concentrating on winning...I best not disturb him..."
Kat kept eating.
About three hours later...Kat was still eating and the big guy had had enough. Why didn't she stop? He was starting to get sick now! If only she wiped that joyous smile off her face. She kept
eating. Who was she?
Kat noticed the crowd had diminished and looked around. Then she looked up at the big guy.
"You don't look so good." She commented, while stuffing her mouth with sushi. The big guy grumbled wearily.
"This sushi is good," Kat continued. "Most people hate it. But I think it's awesome!"
The big guy grumbled again, sickly. He began to pitch over.
"Hey, are you okay-," she asked, sushi flying out of her mouth.
That was it. The big guy rolled over backwards and collapsed from overeating.
Kat stood up and smiled. "Well, I think I've won." She stated happily.
The announcer and all the other leftover townspeople watched in awe. The announcer stumbled over his words and again, managed to say. "I think we have our winner!
Miss Kat of...er, somewhere! Able to rise and beat the ten year champion!" The announcer ran over to Kat.
"Anything you'd like to say?" he asked. Kat looked around. Then smiled and patted her stomach.
"I'M FULL!" she yelled proudly. The announcer backed away laughing nervously. "Well, there you have it folks! The new village champion!"
InuYasha greeted Kat along with Shippo, who bounced all over the place in glee. The announcer presented Kat with the prize of yen (or whatever they use for money)
and the Shikon Jewel shard. Kagome popped up and snatched it out of her hands.
"Thank you for contributing to our cause, now you may leave."
"No way!" Kat yelled gleefully, despite the rising anger towards Kagome. "I want you to meet someone! NOW WHERE IS SHE INUYASHA??!!!???"
"Outside." InuYasha gestured to the common.
"YIPPEE! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! ALL THE LIVE LONG DAAAAAAY!" she sang as she skipped outside.
When she reached the center of town, she immediately recognized the figure. A tall girl with long hair and an apparent attitude, but hyperness about her.
"JULIE!" she sang as she launched herself at the girl. Julie stepped to the side and Kat dived headfirst into the ground.
"So, this is where you've been." Julie said calmly. She noticed Kagome. "And YOU! You've been missing so much school, just to come here and ruin my Happy Place!
Do you even realize how much homework you've missed?!?"
"This is your Happy Place too?" Kat asked cheerfully.
"Yup." Julie smiled down at her immature friend. Kat looked up at her.
"Wait a sec, when did you come to my school? I thought you were back in our unknown top-secret country."
"You idiot! I was always at your school. You apparently were to wrapped up in food to notice!!!!"
"Oh."
"AS I was saying..." she continued as Kat skipped off with Shippo. After a minute or so, they heard a crash, and a yelp. Along with a yell of "WHAAAAAAAAA!"
The group turned, and Julie slapped her forehead. "Dammit! I should've kept an eye on her... she's bound to have done something!"
They rounded the corner where Kat had disappeared off to. Kat had covered her eyes, and held Shippo out in front of her, as if to block something. A man in a toga
and headband, with intensely green eyes stood there. A building had collapsed behind him.
Kat started muttering to herself. "The toga's too short, the toga's too short, the toga's..."
"Kouga?" Kagome asked.
"Damn it." InuYasha put his hand over his face and sighed. "Here we go."
"Kagome?" Kouga looked up. Kat ran to Julie and kept muttering the same phrase over and over again. Kouga looked over at Kat.
"For God's sake, I have shorts on too!"
Kat looked up at him. "Oh. Nevermind then! You scared me for a sec, there Wolf-boy."
Julie came to Kat's defense. "Kouga is it? Well, Wolfy, if you're trying to trick somebody, your gonna need grandma's clothes, cause the miniskirt isn't not working for
you."
"What was that?" Kouga asked in and intimidating voice.
"You heard me."
InuYasha stepped next to where Kat and Julie resided. "Get out of here, Kouga. We don't need any business."
"Shut up mutt!" he replied sharply.
Kat frowned and put her hands on her waist. "Ok, listen up, Wolf-boy!" Kat got a sudden anger come over her. "You get out of here, your not welcome...and that goes
for your eighties headband and miniskirt too. And don't you DARE make fun of Mr. Fuzzums!"
"Crap." InuYasha slapped his head.
Kouga smirked. "Mr. Fuzzums? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Fuzzums!!!!!!" Kouga bent over in laughter.
Kat went up and kicked his side. "I said, GET OUT OF HERE!"N Kouga grunted from the kick, then stood up. "Fine, but wait until the others hear this! Fuzzums...that
just gets me."
When Kouga was out of sight, InuYasha grabbed Kat by the collar and tugged her close to his face.
"Alright. Let me make something clear to you, Kat. Never call me by that name ever again. Understand?" his voice dripped with anger. Kat looked blankly at him.
"Why?" she said innocently.
"Because," he hissed, tightening his grip. "I am not going to be the laughing stock of the whole world, and unless you want to die right now, I suggest you call me by
InuYasha!"
Kat's eyes began to tear. "You-You're hurting me...InuYasha."
InuYasha stared at her for a moment. Now that she had called him by his rightful name, she sounded less happy, it didn't sound right either. He loosened his grip and let
her go. She stood next to Julie and clung to her arm.
Julie looked at Kat. "Stay here for a second, okay?" she told her. Then, she walked up to InuYasha and dragged him behind a building.
"YOU ASS!" screamed Julie's voice from behind the building. Kat, Kagome, Miroku, and Shippo listened in silence. "HOW DARE YOU YELL AT MY FRIEND! IF
YOU DO THAT EVER AGAIN, I'LL BE SURE TO MAKE YOU THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THIS WORLD AND THE FREAK IN MINE!!!!"
Kat looked up. "Coolio. I told you she was a genius. She can make the strongest of people cower in fear. Wish I could do that. Good thing I'm not her enemy." She
glanced at Kagome and smiled.
They could hear InuYasha muttering and then Julie came back, dragging InuYasha by the ear.
Julie stood in front of Kat and smiled. "It seems we have reached an agreement." She stated. "Isn't that right InuYasha?" InuYasha nodded. Julie dropped him.
"C'mon Kat, let's go get sugar high."
"Beat ya there already!" Kat grinned and jumped around. Shippo soon followed. "Julie, this is Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head or Shippo, or whatever! He's
hyper too! Isn't that cool!!!!!!"
Shippo frowned. "I told you not to call me Squirrely-with-the-unnaturally-sized-head!"
"Oops. C'mon Julie!"
Julie shrugged and ran off hyperly (A/N Yayness! She's hyper too! I made the word "hyperly" up) with Shippo and Kat, who went running, in an unusual way off in
some random direction.
Kagome crossed her arms, nose in the air, and stomped off in the sugar-high group's direction, followed closely by Miroku.
InuYasha sighed. It was going to be a long day and he ran off after them.
End Chapter 3
Yay! How was it? Stupid? Good! (it's supposed to be) Chapter 4 is where everyone's (accept Kat's of course) enemy comes in...that's right. How will the group face
Naraku, if Kat thinks he's one of her new best friends???????
Review and it'll come faster!
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