The Adventures of Artimis and Alexis
The New Troublemakers
By: Deep Shadows and EckoStalker

Disclaimer: THIS IS THE ONLY DISCLAIMER I AM WRITING TO SAY I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER, J.K.ROWLING DOES!
I Own Artimis and EckoStalker Owns Alexis. And WE OWN THE PLOT, THE STORY, AND THE CHEESE!(Sorry Heather had to) {We will post disclaimers when there is a special notice or use of someelses work. If you find that we have not cited a person properly then please email us and we will fix it}.

Author's Note: Welcome to the new version of the Misfits, This does not mean that we changed it, it just means a mistaked was made that resulted in us losing our first account. For reasoning see Profile.

The hushed whispers echo through out the dim library. Two girls sit quietly at a table, deeply intent on studying. Their appearance is contrast, one tall, lanky and pale with long black hair, and the other short, petite, and tanned with short snow-white hair. One a Gryffindor, the other a Slytherin. Artimis, the tall Slytherin, looks over Alexis's notes from Charms, as Alexis brushes a stray strand of white hair out of her face. Artimis looks around, smirks at Alexis and states calmly, "I'm so much better at Charms than you, ya know."

"That's what you think." Alexis retorts, not looking up.

"Yeah, well I am definitely better at Potions than you!"

"That's why you're always looking at my notes, right?" she calmly looks up and smirks at Artimis.

"Well, I'm Professor Snape and-" she says as she pulls her pitch black hair up and sneers."- You have to mix ground wormwood with dung beetles now, and no mess-ups or it will be points from Gryffindor!" Artimis snaps with her best imitation of their Professor.

"Well you can shove it, you greasy haired git!" Alexis growls.

"If you hadn't noticed my hair is washed, you filthy little mud blood!" Alexis glances over at Artimis with a sly look on her face.

"So seeing as you are Snape, would you mind me asking how Professor Lupin is in bed?" She retorts, snickering.

"Ahem-" is said from a deep and sinister voice from behind them. " Ladies, if you don't mind would you follow me to my office." Says the Potions Master, Professor Snape.

"Oh dear." The girls speak softly in unison. They glance at a tad bit fearfully at each other, still seated. "Now, if you please. I haven't all day to punish you!"

They gather their books and such, then silently follow Severus Snape down to the dungeons; heads low, books held tightly to their chest; and very slight grins playing across their features. They arrived to the Potions class, and passed through the doors to his dark, cold office, stopping at the one desk in the center of the room with a solitary chair set behind it. "Accio chairs." he hisses. Two chairs glide up quickly behind the girls, hitting them in the back of the knees, making them collapse clumsily into them, side by side. "Sit." Snape commands as he tosses his cloak to the side and sits heavily in his chair. He pulls out two detention slips and begins writing angrily on them, his quill scratching crazily across the parchment. Artimis leans over minutely towards Alexis, while closely studying Snape. "Pss, Alexis, from here, his hair doesn't look that greasy." she whispers. Alexis studies his head and looks to Artimis with a smirk, "You know, you're RIGHT!" she says, a tad too loudly. Snape jerks his head up and glares, questioning slowly, "Right about what?" in a deep cynical tone of voice. Alexis straightens, staring with morbid horror into her professor's stony, black gaze, snapping her mouth closed so as to cut off the rude comment that instinctively insisted on being heard. "Miss Whyte, I believe I asked you a question. 10 points from Gryffindor. Now, what were you saying?"

"I was merely commenting on your- um- um- um- hair; I guess. I really like what you've done with it, um, I guess." she stammers. "Well, I'm glad." - he scowls - "20 points from Gryffindor for your useless comments and waste of my time, Ms. Whyte!" he declares. Artimis chokes on laughter as Snape glares at Alexis, who is silent, her face paling out, her hands clenched in her lap. As he distractedly shuffles his papers, he calmly states without looking up, " I expect both of you here at eight o'clock tonight and the following night, you will proceed to clean the dungeon floors until one can eat ones dinner off of it as you will be demonstrating this Friday." He finishes, and quickly leans over his cluttered desk, folding his hand a bit frustratedly in front of him. Artimis and Alexis return his aggressive stare for a miraculous three seconds before turning away uncomfortably. Professor Snape triumphantly leans back into his chair before ordering, "Leave". As they get up and walk out of the door, Artimis begins to chuckle. "Haha, you got yourself a nice glare from him didn't you?" She says laughingly. Alexis suddenly stops, allowing Artimis's long stride to take her several feet ahead before she halted and turned around in confusion. They stare at each other for a silent moment, then Alexis, in lighting quickness, extracts her wand from the folds of her black cloak, a malicious glint in her shimmering green eyes as she throws the Jelly legs Curse straight at Artimis's shocked form. Artimis wobbly tumbled over, not being able to stand, all the while colorfully cursing Alexis out in a variety of forms. There was a loud slam as Snape's office bursts open, him rushing out in a storm of billowing, black cloth. "What now, you two!?" he hollers in frustration.

"Professor Snape, she cursed me!" Artimis whimpers childishly, pointing at Alexis, who silently and fearfully stood frozen in place holding the offending wand. Snape glares in disgust at her whining complaints. "Fine," he says as he easily performs the counter curse. As he puts his wand away, he sneers at the two of them, "Miss Whyte, Miss Callabella; add another night's detention. Another 20 points from Gryffindor. And 10 from Slytherin Miss Callabella; for your cowardly whimpering." He turns in a flurry and again slams his heavy, oak door as Artimis unsteadily stands up.

"What was that for?" she questions, rubbing her stinging elbows. Alexis puts her wand away quietly, and then stands there with folded arms; smirking at Artimis's confused expression. "THAT was for laughing at me AND not doing anything about Snape. He only took ten points from you! I got what - fifty!?" she hisses in angered frustration. Artimis then looks over at her in mock superiority. "That's Because one I'm Slytherin and two I know how to Whisper!" She snidely remarks as they calmly stride out of the stuffy classroom. Alexis remarks happily "We totally need to tell Fred and George that we beat their record, we have six detentions in our first two days and four of them are with Snape!"

"Yeah, let's see them beat that! We're going to give them a run for their money this year. Filch won't know who he hates more!" Artimis replies excitedly. Alexis absent-mindedly rubs her stomach. "Hey, are you hungry?"

"Yeah, Let's head down to the kitchens for a snack."

Together they proudly parade off, seemingly enjoying each other company, laughing joyfully at Professor Severus Snape's expected reaction.
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