A/n: This short is also featured on my web page in 'funny pics and fan art'. Go visit please and leave me a tag!
Ps, this is in no way endorsing drugs, it's intended to be funny, and drugs are NOT cool.
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Yugi's pot addiction and other funny shorts.
Yami sat next to Yugi who was looking through his cards.
"Yugi...we need to talk about something."
Yugi looked up suddenly but shook his head.
"Not now, i have to find it!"
Yami sighed and stood.
"I took it away, you don't need it to duel."
Yugi became angry and stood!
"It's just a little pot! I'm not hurting anyone by using it!"
Yami shook his head.
" You had one and you said that was it, but then you bought another and that wasn't enough. You've now had three and i just took away your fourth. It's time to take control Yugi! Give up the pot!"
Yugi punched at Yami but his little fists didn't do much.
"No! It's my pot! I have one for every deck!"
Yami looked shocked.
"I knew it was a bad idea for you to start hanging out with Malik!"
Yugi glared.
"That's not fair! Malik didn't give it to me!"
Yami crossed his arms.
"Who gave you the pot? I want to know."
Yugi crossed his arms.
"No! I'm not telling, you'll just get her in trouble!"
Yami narrowed his eyes at Yugi.
"So it was Mai!"
Yugi shook his head.
"No!"
Yami pulled the pot out of his pocket and smelled it.
"I can't believe it was Anzu."
Yugi shook his head.
"You don't know her! Stop asking I'm not going to tell you!"
Yami sat down on the bed.
"Come here and tell me who it was...I'll give it back to you if you promise this is the last one!"
Yugi sighed and nodded, sitting next to Yami.
"It was this girl i met a few weeks ago named Maya. She uses it in every duel and it really helps her. And it really helps Malik too Yami. Please give me back my pot. I'll only use it one more time."
Yami sighed and gave it back to him.
"Okay Yugi, here's your pot but...we have to use it together."
Yugi nodded as he took the card.
"My pot! I love my pot of greed! Thank you Yami!"
Yami sighed and lay back.
"You're hopeless..."
The end...
Ps, this is in no way endorsing drugs, it's intended to be funny, and drugs are NOT cool.
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Now for the background on this. I frequent a card shop that holds duel monsters tournaments every Saturday and Sunday. Most of us duelists use just the first word on the card and there are many jokes about pot of greed and this came from one of them. Other cards are...
Graceful graceful charity
Change change of heart
Yata yata gratsuHATES that bird!
Magic magic cylinders
Injection injection fairy lily which will have it's own funny short
And M.S.T mystical space typhoon