A/n: my collection of ever growing humor short. Please enjoy and review!
Too much starch!
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Mokuba woke up that Saturday afternoon in a good mood.
Unfortunately for him however, Seto was NOT in a good mood and his screaming could be heard all the way in the attic where it disturbed some pigeons that flew away warbling.
"What do you mean you can't get the stain out?!"
The laundry woman who barely spoke Japanese was trying very hard to explain.
"But Master Kaiba, if I could get the jacket into the washer the stain would come out."
Seto snarled at her and didn't see Mokuba, who now had said jacket in arms, standing behind him.
"Why can't you get it in the washer?! I've got the best washer and dryer money can buy, my laundry practically does it's self!"
Mokuba, unseen by either parties in front of him, laid the jacket out on the floor and examined the coffee stain.
The woman spoke very calmly to her irate employer and wrung her hands to keep from shaking.
Everyone knew that when Seto Kaiba was in a bad mood, so was EVERYONE else and he'd make sure of that.
"It simply won't fit sir...I can't fold it I can't roll it I can't do anything with it! It's like hard plastic!"
Seto was about to scream again when Mokuba tapped him on the shoulder.
"She's telling the truth big brother lay off already."
He swung around and opened his mouth to scold his little brother for interrupting an 'important conversation' when he saw his jacket standing on it's own, in the very shape that he took it off in.
his eyes bulged out of his head for a moment and then he turned back to the woman with a glair that almost made her faint.
"How is that possible?!"
Mokuba smirked and patted his shoulder.
"Too much starch big brother...too much starch."
And walked away.
Seto's mouth dropped open and he ran after his brother, leaving the poor woman to figure out how to wash the jacket.
She turned as she heard Mokuba call to her.
"Oh hey, you have to take it outside and spray it down with the hose before it'll give."
She gave him a confused look and he chuckled.
"You must be new, Seto's shirts and pants are the same way, you should see his closet. Maybe you can save him some room by not adding any starch to the laundry."
She nodded with a sigh.
"I'll remember that Master Mokuba."
She turned back to the jacket that was still standing there and gave another sigh.
'I guess it's a good thing I bought two bottles of fabric softener...'
And retrieved the jacket, heading outside to hose it down.
The end.
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lol so what'd you think? Ja!