A/n: number three in my funny shorts (looks down and shakes her head) I'm wearing pants, not those kinds of shorts! Lol this was inspired by the movie so if you haven't seen it don't read this one. Please review, ja!

Nurses Aid

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Jonouchi Katsuya was not afraid of anything.

Not girls, not bullies, fights, or love letters.

Well almost nothing.

Except now due to the battle he had lost while fending off hoards of duelists, he had developed a fear of nurses...and needles...big needles.

These two things he was afraid of more than death so when the school ordered all students in the tenth grade to get a check up at the hospital, Jonouchi did the most logical thing he thought of doing...screaming like a little girl and hiding behind Yugi.

Yugi sighed.

He was next to get his check up and most of the tenth graders had to have shots.

He turned to Jonouchi after catching sight of the nurse.

"Hey Jonouchi, the nurse looks pretty hot. I don't think you'll notice the sh..."

Jonouchi covered Yugi's mouth and shook his head violently.

"I can't even let you say...that word Yug. It's...scary! You didn't see what happened that day!"

Yugi sighed again and turned to go into the room but Jonouchi grabbed his arm.

"Hey Yugi."

He nodded, thinking from the expression on his friends face that he was about to learn something profound.

"Bring me back a lollypop."

Yugi rolled his eyes and went in.

After a few minute he came out rubbing his left shoulder and tossed Jonouchi a green lollypop, knowing full well that Jonouchi's favorite flavor was cherry.

"Come on Yugi, you know I hate sour apple!"

Yugi shrugged.

"I guess the only way to get the one you want is to be a good boy and go get your shot. It didn't hurt that bad, even I'm not crying. You'll be fine."

Jonouchi looked at Yugi and then at the door, and then at Yugi and then at the...

"Beautiful woman with a short dress and a red lollypop who's calling my name!"

Yugi chuckled and patted his back as he walked away.

Jonouchi walked into the room and sat down on the table.

She smiled at him and he smiled back.

He began to think as she started examining his chest, his breathing, heart, back.

"Man you look familiar. What's you're name?"

He didn't realize she'd given him the shot, bandaged his arm, and stuck a cherry lollypop in his hand.

"Fairy, but my friends call me Lily."

That's when it hit him...Injection Fairy Lily!

This nurse looked just like her!

He had forgotten to put his shirt back on and started to run out.

"But you forgot you're shirt!"

He never glanced back and shouted.

"Keep it you scary fairy!"

As he ran down the hall he kept muttering to himself.

"I hate the Injection Fairy Lily! She won't get another shot outta me! Sneaky freaky fairy!"

The end

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lol so that's the last of them for the moment. If anyone has some ideas please email me, well please review, ja!