A/n: I must thank Rose-chan for this idea, so I hope you like it, please review!
Make Over: Seto's Night of Insanity
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Seto paced back and forth in front of the mirror late one night and sighed to himself as he looked at his reflection.
'Same old Seto Kaiba. I'm so bored with me it's not funny. I want a change.'
So he grabbed all the magazines his secretary had left at the house upon her last visit and sat in the middle of his bed.
He set the rather large stack beside him and started flipping.
He didn't find many men in the first one, least of all any he found appealing so he set it aside and took the next one.
Flipping through that one he found three familiar faces, two he couldn't stand and the third...well he didn't quite like the boy but he certainly didn't hate him either.
And the more he studied the figure the more he began to like his clothes and oddly...his hair.
'Yugi...you may serve a purpose to me yet.'
He set that one aside with the page open and flipped through the third, then the fourth and fifth and finally he had all seven open to pages with the game kings picture.
He studied them and took measurements in his head.
'Well he is quite a bit shorter than me and I defiantly don't have THAT MUCH hair, but I think I can work with this.'
And as he walked into the bathroom and pulled out Mokuba's hair gel he began to think.
'It can't just be the hair...what I can I do to be like Yugi? Why can't I ever beat that spoiled little brat? I hate him like a little brother, and love him like a little sister. Wait a minute, I have a little sister uh, brother...this is wrong.'
He redid his bangs in the best impression of the pharaoh as he could but that was difficult to say the least and ended up looking like strands of ribbon plastered to his forehead so he started on the spikes.
This he found to be a lot easier for some reason...but it took a LOT more hair gel.
Now with a chestnut version of the famed duelist's hair, he went back into his room, throwing away the empty container as he left.
He took his deck out of his pocket and stared at the blue eyes white dragon.
'I love you card. Is this the bond Yugi shares with his dark magician? Okay here goes.'
"I believe in the heart of the cards...I believe in the heart of the cards...deep breath I believe in the heart of the cards..."
Mokuba was walking past his brother's room when he spotted the familiar and unusual hair.
"Seto...what happened?"
Seto looked up from his heavy concentration of trying to believe in the heart of the cards.
"What?...oh the hair? I thought that if I looked like Yugi I could beat him."
Mokuba looked on in shock/horror and didn't know whether to laugh or run away screaming.
Or maybe he should run away screaming and laughing.
"You do realize it's four A.M. and you've been up for five days straight don't you?"
Seto looked up at him in confusion.
"Aren't you declared clinically insane after forty-eight hours of being awake?"
Mokuba nodded.
"Well then I better get to sleep...I'll work on believing in the heart of the cards tomorrow. Night-night Mokie!"
Mokuba nodded with a grin and walked away as Seto crawled into bed.
'I think you'll regret using all my hair gel in the morning...it's just a good thing Joey doesn't know about this...the pictures would be all over town.'
Then a devilish thought crossed his mind and he disappeared into his room...
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The next afternoon Seto woke and walked down the call back to the bathroom wondering why all his secretary's magazines were strewn all over his bed.
It wasn't a pleasant sight to wake up to Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, Joey, Yugi, Tristan, Yugi, and Yugi all around him.
As he rounded the corner into the bathroom he was farther annoyed at the sight of an empty hair gel container in the trash.
'Dang it Mokuba, we just bought that yesterday!'
He started to brush his teeth when he looked up and caught sight of his hair.
"OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!?"
Then he made the connections.
The magazines, the gel...and he realized that Mokuba must have been the one behind it.
"MOKUBA!"
The boy happily scampered into the bathroom with something behind his back, giggling uncontrollably.
Seto growled and narrowed his eyes, giving his little brother a softer version of the death glare he gave Yugi all the time.
"You think this is funny? What do you have to say for yourself young man?"
Mokuba finally burst into a fit of laughter and handed him the eight by ten photo of Seto asleep in bed cuddling a Yugi plushie
That Mokuba had won at a carnival and conveniently found to place with his big brother.
"It's a Kodack moment! You lost it last night. You were even mumbling about the heart of the cards. Bye!"
And took off before Seto had a chance to yell again.
He looked at the picture and back at his reflection and then at the picture.
"I hate Yugi Muto!"
He finished brushing his teeth and picked up his brush.
He started to try and brush it down but it wouldn't budge.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
And so our lovable CEO was left on the floor trying his best to get his hair unstuck.
Mokuba burst into another fit of laughter and threw himself onto his bed.
'I wonder when it'll occur to him to take a shower?'
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The end!
Lmao 2:52 am. Ja!
