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Thanks to my wonderful beta's Alaranth-88 and J2. Thank you!
"Ok, well just go in there and tell them we want to play as well" Ginny reached out a hand to grasp the door handle.
"Do you think we should tell McGonagall?" Lavender whispered pulling Ginny away from the door.
"No, because the boys will get upset for one thing and besides I WANT to play" Parvati pushed both girls out of the way and wrenched the door open.
Ron, Neville, Harry, Seamus and Dean all turned around to find Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil and Ginny Weasley standing at the end of the stairway, hands on hips and glaring at them.
"Oh no" Seamus breathed and, still clutching his bottle of firewhisky began to stagger over to the far end of the common room.
"Lav" he said apologetically, still edging away from them "darling, sweetie, cutie-pie, Love?..." he trailed off as Lavender approached him menacingly.
"You're playing truth or dare..." she whispered dangerously, her eyes not leaving Seamus.
He looked about ready to die right there.
"And you didn't ask us to play!!" she yelled, all the boys looked up at her with shock.
"But...we thought you would tell McGonagall and then we wouldn't be able to play" Ron argued, Parvati sent a glare his way and sat down on one of the couches next to Neville.
"Well" Ginny began "We thought about that but then Parvati.." she nodded in the girls direction "said she wanted to join in so we came down here instead" Ginny crossed her arms and glared daggers at Ron and Harry who looked like they had been petrified.
Dean snapped out of his daze and took the lead.
"Alright, you girls want to play huh? Perfect!" he rubbed his hands together in a sinister 'I'm-a-cartoon-villain' kind of way.
Dean motioned to the other boys around him and they all formed a huddle on the couch furthest from their targets.
"Were going to make them wish they had never asked to play" Dean said with a manic grin.
Seamus looked torn between sheer ecstasy and complete terror.
Parvati watched the boys suspiciously.
"What do you think their planning to do to us?" she whispered to Ginny and Lavender her eyes not leaving the scene before them.
"I've got no idea" Ginny answered impatiently, she was getting fed up with waiting for them to come up with a suitable dare for them, they were taking too long.
Ginny glanced up just in time to see Harry and the rest of the boys erupt into ruckus laughter, suddenly she felt her stomach drop to her toes.
"When will they hurry up?!" Lavender moaned, hanging over the side of the couch like a limp rag.
"I can't stand waiting for so long, oh their going to give us something horrible!" she moaned again lifting herself off the side of the couch and settling down between the cushions.
All the boys grinned wickedly, what to do to them?
"I know!" announced Ron "Lets make them take off their clothes and take a swim in the lake!" he looked triumphant. There was a general approvement of this ideauntil Neville decided to make himself known.
"I had no idea you were into such kinky stuff Weasley" said Seamus obviously trying to get him back "Incest? How very...ergh. Okay I was trying to make that a joke but just...ergh" Ron looked horrified, he obviously hadn't thought of this until Neville raised his hand slightly; the boys laughter quieted down and they all looked expectantly at Neville.
"I have an idea" he said quietly to the group, eyes not leaving the interesting spot on the carpet they had glued themselves to "we...we..." he seemed to have trouble trying to say what he needed to say "we-could-send-them-down-to-Snape's-dungeon-and-make-them-each-give-him-a-lap-dance!" he blurted in a whisper, they all gave a shudder. Neville's face now became a shade of red to rival the Weasley's (indignant Ron: "HEY!" Author: 'sorry!') And he squirmed on the couch.
"Well I like it" Harry grinned, Neville relaxed at his approval "What do you say lads?!" he asked, unable to keep the quiver of excitement and fear out of his voice.
The other boys nodded with a grin and they all turned around to the girls who were in various states of boredom.
Lavender was hanging floppily over the side of the couch with Parvati next to her platting Ginny's hair.
"Oh girls!" Seamus called out; rising off the couch he was sitting on to go over to them.
The other boys followed suit, each trying to stifle their laughter.
"We have a dare for you" he said evilly, plonking himself opposite Lavender
"WAIT!" Parvati shouted "You haven't asked us 'truth or dare'"
The boys looked heartbroken "Oh yeh" groaned Dean "So what is it- truth or-"
"DARE!" screamed Ginny. Parvati and Lavender each punched her "I'm sorry but I never got to do dare back home- Fred and George are just tooo scary. What could these four possibly have in mind?"
Seamus grinned "We dare you to 'walk down to Snape's dungeon and give him a lap dance" the boys seemed very proud of themselves when Lavender and Parvati each punched a rapidly growing red Ginny
"Well who knew they had so much imagination..." she mumbled rubbing her arms.
Ron smirked at her "...yeah give him a lap dance..." he repeated as if in a daze, suddenly his eyes grew very large as a thought struck him "individually" the boy's glee mounted as this was said and Parvati and Lavender glared daggers at Ginny.
"Fine! "Ginny exclaimed pushing herself up from the floor and heading over to the portrait hole.
She turned around, arms crossed over her chest and with her foot tapping against the ground impatiently, she raised her eyebrows expectantly, it was at that precise moment that Ron realised how much his younger sister took after his mother.
This was obviously the wrong thing to think about at the time as a look of pure horror and disgust over took his features as he pictured what his sister was about to do, whilst also thinking she was a lot like his mother.
Bad, bad image.
Ron's face lost all colour and he promptly wished he hadn't had quite so much firewhisky as he bolted up from his seat and ran to the boys bathroom.
After watching Ron's display the group turned back to Ginny to watch her motion over to the girls again.
Harry noticed that Lavender looked quite disappointed to see that Ginny was not distracted in the least and they both stood quietly and, following Ginny, exited the portrait hole, much to the angry disgruntled Fat Lady's disappointment. ("When will you kids go to bed?! I'll get the headmistress if you keep this up!!").
A/N: that's it guys, I'm leaving you in suspense!! maniac laughter! Don't worry 6th chappie has already been started so you won't have to wait as long as you did for this one.
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