Joss Whedon created BtVS and its characters. Not me.

Written for TV100 LJ community's challenge of Dialogue Only.

Dialogue
by Zzilly14

"Are you sure you want to do this, Nibblet?"

"Of course I'm sure!"

"Alright then. But if Big Sis finds out..."

"She won't. Trust me."

"Because if she does, she'll stake me on the spot."

"Spike, don't worry. Buffy will never know."

"You have to promise me you won't say a word. Not to Red, not to Xander. Especially not to the Slayer. Got it?"

"Cross my heart and hope to die."

"What?"

"It means I promise. Okay, I'm ready."

"Take off your clothes."

"Excuse me?"

"Skinny dipping requires being naked, love."

"Oh, right, I forgot... but don't look, okay?"