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A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long in updating

Previously on 'drunk truth or dare'

"We forgot" she said waving her hands flippantly "truth or dare?" she asked kindly her smile never wavering in the least.

"Umm...?" he thought for a while before answering.

"Hmmm...." Harry's hand left its spot on his knee and came to rest just below his chin.

"I think...dare" he answered finally before giving Ginny a genuine smile and turning back towards the others.

Ginny walked back towards Parvati and Lavender, smiling all the way.

"Dare" she said sitting down onto the plush crimson carpet.

"Is that was he said? Exactly what he said?" Parvati asked glancing back over to Harry, who was now shaking his head at a rather rude joke Dean had made about Professor Flitwick.

"Yes" Ginny answered impatiently.

She had known all along that he would pick dare, being the Gryffindor that he is.

She smiled at his predictability.

But then returned her state of mind to the task at hand.

"Well, what will we dare our darling little savoir" she asked her voice taking on a simpering tone that reminded them all of Professor Umbridge.

A shudder went around the group as they remembered that particular DADA Professor.

Ginny shook her head and became quite serious and business like.

She straightened her robes and flexed her hands.

"I think we should spend a bit more time on this one" Parvati whispered as she glanced back over to Harry.

"So do I" Lavender agreed as did Ginny and they turned back to face each other.

Parvati reached into her robes and pulled out a piece of ordinary parchment, a quill and some ink.

"Alright, why don't we write down all the ideas we come up with, no matter how dumb or ludicrous, then we will pick the best one out of them all. And we can use the leftover ones for other times. Then we won't take as long." They all agreed with the rather smart plan and began to think.

Lavender giggled slightly, catching the girl's attention.

"What is it Lav?" Ginny asked her, her eyes gleaming with excitement.

"Oh...no it's silly" she waved it off almost immediately but Ginny would have none of it.

"Oh...fine, well I was just thinking how adorable he would look in....well..." Parvati couldn't keep waiting for much longer. They had been thinking for quite some time and all they had at the moment was some blank parchment and nerves.

"...my bra and underwear" she lapsed into giggles and shoved both her hands over her mouth to quite them.

Ginny's eyes widened with realisation.

"You mean the black, lacy one with red hearts?" she inquired, intrigued. Lavender nodded her head and began to giggle again, with Ginny and Parvati joining her.

"Oh my god!" Parvati gasped out.

"That's what we're doing to him!" she shouted in triumph and turned toward Harry who was now in the middle of a wrestling match with Seamus.

"Just wait Harry Potter" Ginny whispered to the others "we'll make a drag queen out of you yet".

A/N: I am going to be a cruel bitch and leave it here! Ah ha ha ha ha more maniac laughter I am sooooo Evil!!!

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