Benjamin Franklin's Guide to Perfection

Summary: Mokuba sees a book in the library called "Benjamin Franklin's Autobiography". While he reads the book he stumbles upon Benjamin's list of moral perfection. Then he wonders if his older brother is perfect like Mokuba thinks he is. But sometimes what you think isn't what you get.

Hey again!!!! Grrr I have a song stuck in my head, don't you hate it when that happens? Anywayz, Thank U 2 the ppl that reviewed my story and here is chapter 4. By the way, this chapter has cuss words o you have been warned.

Chapter 4: A Tasty Snack at 4 in the morning

Ring, ring ring was the sound that was heard throughout mokuba's room. It was his limited edition gold Blue Eyes White Dragon alarm clock (A/N: I know that sounds corny, but oh well) Mokuba grabbed the alarm clock and threw it at the wall. Oh well, I have 7 of them left thought mokuba as he got up and checked the time on his watch. 4 am, perfect now I have to take a shower, eat something, sneak into the limo and follow Seto. Thought mokuba. (A/N by the way, Seto gets up at 4:30 am so Mokuba can easily sneak into the limo)

Mokuba got up from his bed, and went into the shower. 20 minutes later, Mokuba got out of the shower and went into the kitchen. The water helped him stay awake but now, he was still groggy. Let's see what would help me stay awake thought Mokuba as he was looking at the fridge. Aha, perfect thought Mokuba as he took out hot sauce and ice cream. He grabbed a bowl and spoon and started scooping ice cream out of the carton and into the bowl. Then he put away the ice cream and put the whole bottle of hot sauce. I wonder if this is sanitary thought Mokuba as he poured the last bit of hot sauce into the bowl.

Mokuba was a sucker for all weird foods. He would try any thing and I mean it. He has tried apple pie with ketchup, pickles with orange juice, even pineapple pizza (A/N I'm actually planning to try pineapple pizza -!)

After Mokuba threw away the bottle of hot sauce he grabbed a spoon from where they kept the silver ware and sat at the table. Before he got a spoonful of the weird dish, he checked the clock 4:28 am. Seto should be getting up

soon, thought Mokuba, I need to eat this fast. Mokuba grabbed the spoon got a spoon full of the ice cream and with one last look at the clock (A/N: it was 4:29) he put the spoon in his mouth.

At first it tasted good, but then Mokuba's face was all red. "HOLY SHIT" yelled Mokuba as he spit out the ice cream and went to the kitchen sink. He grabbed a cold water bottle from the fridge and drank the whole thing in less than 48 seconds. When he finished, his mouth was still on fire!

( Seto's POV)

I decided to wake up early because I had to get to work at 4:45. I woke up at 4 am and took a shower. When I got out of the shower at 4:28, I went into the kitchen, I was about to go in when I saw Mokuba thinking about something. I decided to wait and see what he was doing. Then he grabbed a spoonful of something that was in his bowl and put it in his mouth. At first I thought it was cereal and then Mokie's whole face turned red. "HOLY SHIT" he yelled out, and I couldn't help myself so I laughed. I saw Mokuba spit out the stuff in his mouth, grab a water bottle and drink the whole thing. I would have helped my brother, but I was having a laughing attack (A/N I hate it when that happens, when you can't stop laughing).

( Mokuba's POV)

My mouth was still on fire!!!! So I grabbed some Ice cubes and put them in my mouth. It helped, but not that much. Then I grabbed some milk and my mouth wasn't burning anymore!! YEY!!! But then I heard someone laughing. I followed the laughter and saw my brother in the ground laughing. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE" I yelled because I was just embarrassed. Wait, no I wasn't. Seto just kept on laughing and said "Man, I wish I had a camera" "THAT"S IT" I yelled and started to tackle my older brother.

Since my brother was older he had the advantaged and gave me a nuggie (A/N My older brother does that 2 me all the time). "Ow" I said while Seto just laughed and said "Why are you up this early?" I know I'm not suppose to lie to my brother, but I didn't want him to go all physiological on me about the list so I had to lie just this time.

"Well, I wanted to see what my big brother does at work and I have a report to do about you due on Friday" I said giving him an innocent smile. He looked at me weirdly and then said. "Alright you can come, on one condition" "and what's that" "to not bug the other people" "Okay" I said. I looked at the clock it read 4: 36. I guess many strange things happen in the morning, and one thing I learned from today, don't eat ice cream and hot sauce.

YEY!!! I finished chapter 4!! W00t lol anywayz the strange food thing I got from my brother cause he eats apple pie with ketchup which is weird.... Well I got to go, the food is calling me Adios!!!

TheAngelOfSorrow