Part three...yay...oO; CRAZY!

I own nothing, not Naruto, not the other characters. Sue me if you want a cat and some pocket lint. Bring on the insanity of the crack!crossover!fic!

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A certain blonde haired loudmouth genin appeared in the town, as a loud rumbling echo reverberated throughout the server root town, signalling it was time for ramen! He quickly set out in search of a ramen stall.

Lopper: Lopper looks at the newcomer strangely I never seen him before.

Having the ramen radar that Naruto had meant being able to find ramen in any city, village, town, or suburban marketplace, it was just a natural gift! So it wasn't much of a surprise that a few minutes after entering town he had already devoured his third bowl of ramen, miso flavour, it was his favorite, and called for more.

Kureejii: Kuree unfroze from the sudden computer glitch. '..ehh....' Realising she was gone for a long time.

Mikomi: Mikomi gates in and stares blankly at the ramen eating boy. "...scarry..." she mumbled as she walked down the town

"ITADAKIMASU!" Was the sudden shout from the blonde, followed by rather loud slurping of massive quantities of noodles. Shortly thereafter came the clank of a bowl on a wooden counter and a contented sigh, as he added the sixth bowl to the stack.

Kureejii: 'mikomi!...' She said running up to her. 'hehehehe....wha? it's him....but what happened to sasuke?' she said looking around.

Lopper: Lopper chases after Mikomi Hey wait up!

Hearing the name "Sasuke" meant sudden random urges to challenge the raven haired boy to a test of strength again. "Sasuke! WHERE!" Naruto ran out of the ramen stall and into the middle of the street where he heard the name come from. He was about to point a finger and yell a challenge when he noticed disappointingly that Sasuke wasn't there.

Kureejii: 'eh? no I just wanted to know where he was? isn't it you and him were usually together or something?' She asked naruto curiosly.

"I bet he's too scared to come because he knows he can't beat me!" Naruto boasted with a foxlike grin, striking a stance of triumph.

Kureejii: he's scaring me... 'I'm sure...' She said looking around.

"Anou sa, anou sa! You're that girl from yesterday! Ku...rage?" The loudmouth, thick headed blonde blinked and squinted at her.

Mikomi: Mikomi stopped and turned around. "What?"

Kureejii: 'Kureejii....call me, if you find it hard the name, kuree..it's easier' She said cheerfully.

"Oh yeah now I remember! Heheh!" Naruto scratched the back of his head, grinning like the baka that he was.

Lopper: Looks confused Oh that hurts all I wanted to do is say hi.

Sasuke logged into Carmina, his eyes stone cold as always.

Kureejii: 'ah...there's your other half' She said seeing sasuke logged in.

The blonde haired genin immediately turned and pointed a finger at the raven haired boy. "SASUKEEEE!!!" For no reason at all, just force of habit.

Mikomi: "Oh... well.. hello then.." She walked up to Kuree and stares blankly at Sasuke and Naruto

Kureejii: 'eh....they did the exact same thing yesterday' She said staring at the both of them wondering what they got against each other?

"Uh.. hi." Turning slightly, Sasuke stared at Naruto, with questioning eyes.

Mikomi: She blinks and looks at Kuree. "Who are they?"

Kureejii: 'well the blonde haired kid and Naruto. The quiet one is Sasuke.' She said still staring at the two.

Dante: Logs in. A small 13 year old boy gated in. Dante walked around looking at everyone. "Hi...."

Mikomi: She said hello to both of them and introduced herself as Mikomi.

Naruto opened his mouth to say something, then forgot what he was pointing at Sasuke for, so he lowered his arm and stared deftly at the other genin. It was then that it hit him. Sasuke was gay. Sure he'd been told that the previous night but he had a thick skull remember? Then he remembered a certain first meeting in a certain Chuunin's classroom after a certain someone bumped into him while he was staring Sasuke down trying to figure out what was so great about him to have Sakura drooling over him so much.

Lopper: Looks confused some more Oh that hurts. AllI wanted to do was say hi you dog I think I might get hurt for saying that.

Mikomi: Seeing the newcomer, Mikomi tilted her head and waved at him.

There was a faint tinge of red on the blonde boy's cheeks as he put two and two together.

Kureejii: 'eh....what's naruto red for?' She then waved to the newcomer as while.

REALIZING his own blush made Naruto blush even MORE considering the subject matter that had made him blush, which led him to consider the various scenarios that were now playing themselves through his head..NO! NOT going to think those things! That was wrong! Buuuuut he found himself thinking more again and slowly blushing more and more...

Mikomi: Not wanting to run up and punch him, Mikomi ignored Lopper and sent a lightning bolt coming straight at him, all while still looking at her shoes.

Dante: Dante starts walking around looking at the place. He then sits down. "So boring...."

Kureejii: '...eh...I don't think it's good for people to turn really red.' She said seeing naruto look like he was set on fire.

Watching the shades appear on Naruto's face, Sasuke tilted his head.

"TEME!" The loudmouth blonde seemed rather flustered at Kureejii's stating his condition to the world.

Kureejii: 'joking?' She said...not wanting to get introuble
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Naruto then stole a glance at Sasuke, only to see the boy was looking right at him still, which then caused him to turn around and cover his nose at the sudden onslaught of mental imagery that would make even Kakashi look timid.

Lopper: Lopper gates out

"STUPID FOX!" The rather irate blonde growled at nobody in particular, just so he could blame the thoughts on something with consciousness.

Kureejii: 'fox? haru? where where where?' She said looking around trying to find Haru....or a fox...or something related to a fox.

"..." Still staring at Naruto's back, the raven haired boy began to wonder what was going on. "Naruto?"

Dante: Dante rested his head on his shoulder and then muttered. "I wish there was something to do......maybe annoy someone..." His eyes sparkled after that comment.

Mikomi: Mikomi's hands tightened. Lopper left right before the bolt could hit him. She stared blankly at Naruto

Naruto rapidly spun around, having somehow miraculously recovered from the sudden nosebleed that he'd hidden before anybody could notice, grinning stupidly. "HiSasukehow'sitgoin? Findyourbrotheryet? Sakurastillannoyingyou? Ijustthoughtmaybewecouldgohavesomerameno rsomethingbeforeKakashicalledusoutonanot hermissionandmaybewecouldtalkorsomething soisthatadate-Imeanisthatadeal?" He suddenly burst out in one long string without pausing for a breath to let Sasuke even answer him as he continued in the same rambling fashion about the weather, the color blue, fans, foxes, and missions, STILL not letting Sasuke get a word in.

"A date..." The boy repeated as he had heard it from Naruto.

"AndrememberthattimewithHakuandyoualmost diedandthenSakurawasallcryingand-" Still going...

Kureejii: 'eh?....' eye twitch seeing that Naruto was still talking...about random stuff and was getting really annoying.

Mikomi: She stared at Naruto, then at Sasuke, not sure which one was more demented

Sighing, Sasuke walked to Naruto and clamped his mouth shut with the palm of his hand, "Shut it.."

Dante: Dante pops up in the middle between Sasuke and Naruto. "Isnt it a cute little gay couple!...." The kid started rolling on the ground laughing.

Kureejii: Sighs in relief to see someone was handling the situation.

A muffled sound came from behind Sasuke's hand as Naruto was still talking. "Mnffshfenafherfhatwejushtignorhimhe-" How DID he manage that one?

Mikomi: She stared blankly at Dante and then kicked him in the shin, grinning as though nonthing had happened

After Dante's comment, Naruto's face had gone a few shades of crimson, followed by a rapid increase in the speed of the muffled words from behind Sasuke's hand.

"Hm.." Closing his eyes Sasuke removed his hand from Naruto's mouth.

PepsiBoy: Gates in. Hello everyone. How are you today...

In the meantime, the orange clad blonde was waving his arms around frantically, the volume of his words that now flowed freely again, and he wouldn't be surprised if the entire world could hear him screaming. "ANDILIKEIMEANIHATEIMEANYOULITTLETWERPIO UGHTAKILLYOUFORTHATWEAREN'TLIKETHATWHATH TEHELLGAVEYOUTHATIMPRESSIONYOUBRAT-" Here we go again...

Dante: Dante starts to cry and rolls on the ground holding his knee. "You...you...you bitch!"

Kureejii: 'baka....' She said seeing naruto try and yell threw sasuke's hand.

"Uhh.." Sasuke turned and walked off into Carmina as he did before.

Mikomi: She waves to Pepsiboy and glares at Dante. "That wasn't nice either."

PepsiBoy: Faces Dante. Uh hello... My name is Pepsi Boy... Nice to meet you?

Dante: Dante stands up face red and then he cools down. "Sorry.....I just cant resist......" He smiles innocetly. He then looked at Pepsi Boy. "Yeah yeah....nice to meet ya....."

Kureejii: 'heyo pepsi...' She said seeing he entered the field.

"SASUKEGETBACKHEREI'MNOTDONETALKINGTOYOU YETWE'REATEAMWEGOTTASTICKTOGETHER-" Blah blah blah. Without even pausing once in his fluid string of rapid-fire words that barely made anything coherent, Naruto chased after Sasuke until he stood right behind the boy, still screaming his head off.

Kureejii: 'Eh...I'm just going to sit here and watch.' She said walking to a wall and sits down, and leans back against it while she watches everyone in amusement.

Mikomi: Mikomi blinked and shook her head. Feeling sorry for Naruto.

Sasuke turned around so that he was facing Naruto before just calmly giving him a hug, wanting to silence him for his ears were ringing.

PepsiBoy: Uhhh...... Nice to meet you. Bye! He gated out to What Ever field.

Dante: "Bye all!" Dante then gated out.

Kureejii: 'eh...eh....eh....' twitch twitch twitch
she stared at sasuke and naruto....wondering what the hell sasuke doing? that's not going to silence Naruto just going to get him more annoying yelling at him.

"WHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOINGSASUKEI-" Ouch...such a close range...that had to...really hurt...

Mikomi: "Ay..." She sat down beside Kuree and watched the two

Kureejii: She then was frozen in the spot in shock as she leaned to one side and fell over. 'eh...that was so wrong.'

Suddenly, the raven haired genin flinched at the louder ring in his ears as he enclosed his arms around Naruto's side so that he could match his lips up against the others, letting his upper lip nip at the buttom one for close contact.

Mikomi: Mikomi decided to look at the ground for a while. Her shoes looked interesting.

Kureejii: '......' With an expression on her face that says, WHAT THE HELL? was written all over, as it seemed that Sasuke WAS gay.

The thoroughly embarrassed blonde's words were muffled and almost instantly cut off as his eyes grew quite definitely larger than was logically possible, as the blonde haired genin's orange jumpsuit suddenly appeared quiet compared to the bright shade of red his face had turned.

As silence filled the area Sasuke had slowly let go of the other and then slide back a bit to stare at him with cold eyes.

Kureejii: 'eh.....it's to quiet.' She said, loudly turning her head to pay attention somewhere else

Yami: Yami gates in, "Me is bored..." he says as he gates in, looking at who was there, not knowing two of them. He shrugs as he walks over to Kureejii, "What's going on here...anything interesting?" he asks.

Kureejii: 'those two.' She said pointing to naruto and sasuke....She then burst out laughing seeing that now it was increasingly funny.

Mikomi: She waved to the arriver and said hello. She was still looking at her shoes. "Are they done yet?" she asked Kuree

Naruto's mouth moved but no sound came out as he gawked at the raven haired boy in utter shock and confusion. Why did that make him feel like this? What the hell was he, GAY?! NononononononohelikedSakura-chanhewasperfectlystraight! Thenwhatthehellwasthatjustnow! He stammered and swallowed the lump in his throat. "Sa-Sa-Sasu-Sasuke...Anou sa...I...you...just now..." Thinking too much was bad for Naruto, as it was immediately obvious at the sudden fading away of his voice and the rather swift drop into unconsciousness as the blonde suddenly passed out cold, disappearing out of the server as he hit the ground.

Kureejii: 'hahahaha....yehahahahah..ah...hahahahah a' She said, still not able to control her laughter.

Yami: "Why are they....funny?" he asks confussed at her laughter.

Kureejii: 'I don't know...I just though it was funny.' She said with a sigh as she finally stopped laughing so suddenly. 'well now we know that sasuke is willing to become gay just so naruto will shut up.'

Mikomi: "Kureeeee... I'm starting to get a headache. Are they done yet?"

Lopper: Lopper gates back in Guess whos back!

"Ah.." Staring ahead at the now gone boy, Sasuke turned and logged off.

YAY! This one was longer...-Shrug- o.o;