Part...four...tired of it yet? Thought so! I don't own anything heeere if you don't know that by now you are not reaaaading my disclaaaaaiiiimers! -Dance- INSERT KYUUBI! Because of sugar, crack, and more insanity in my head than should be possible.

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Upon entering Carmina Gadelica, Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs, "RAMEEEEEN!" Almost like a battle cry, eh? The loudmouth blonde ran towards the ramen stall that seemed to not even exist before he came and proceeded to fill his very empty stomach.

After a short time, well, short considering how many bowls were now stacked one on top of the other next to him, he leaned back against the counter with a content, full sigh.

The blonde closed his eyes and relaxed, which usually led to sleeping, but in this case led to thinking...about a certain dark haired teammate...and a certain incident the previous night...and...no..no...too graphic to go on...really.

He shook his head and tried to get his mind off him for a while, trying to maybe think about ramen or something.

By now he REALLY wished that somebody would come in to distract him from thinking, because despite how thick Naruto was, he had an extremely overactive and overly vivid imagination, not to mention a sewer in his head that one could easily get lost in and end up running into a large gate with two huge, menacing red eyes and a huge fox grin full of huge sharp teeth...

Naruto shuddered as a chill swept over his body, raising the hair on the back of his neck. It was that damn fox again.

Hey on...just for a minute? Pleeeeeaaase?

"NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!"

Aww come on! Just once? I promise I won't kill anything!

"IIE! URUSAI KYUUBI!"

Naruto likes Sasuke, Naruto likes Sasuke!

"URUSAAAAAAIIII!!" Naruto wished he could strangle the damn fox, but unfortunately it was stuck in his head, could swallow him without chewing or choking, could get him lodged between two of his toes, and did he mention he was HUGE?! Being chided by the demon fox like this wasn't helping the blonde boy's situation either...

"Ngeh..." He gritted his teeth and covered his ears, which only really succeeded in making his head hurt and the fox's voice louder...

I paid your goddamn rent come on !"

I'll tell you what...you let me out for a while and I'll get you Sasuke chained to a bed....
And the fox's vioce seemed to trail off into the recesses of Naruto's mind as for some reason the offer sounded rather intriguing, despite the fact that he was absolutely NOT gay...nope, not in the least. He didn't like Sasuke that way and he did NOT enjoy that moment they had last night. Not at all. Hell who was he kidding! "No killing!" He mumbled something else but it was cut short by a foxish grin, as all of a sudden it seemed the boy had grown...nine fox tails...and...fox ears...bizarre...

"Heheh..." He looked over his shoulder and waved his tails, reached up and stroked his ears, and grinned again. "Now then...to have a little fun..."

NO KILLING!

"I know that I know that brat! Shut up already!" Inner Kyuubi shoved Naruto underwater.

The genin turned foxy got up and stretched, heading out of the ramen stall and off out of the city as well.

Earlier, in the Evil Forest...

A certain blonde haired genin peeked between two trees at the scene before him, having recently entered unnoticed, stealth, yes, stealth, even Naruto could manage THAT! Buuuut not for long...as he soon fell over his own feet into the middle of the bunch with a rather loud ACK! and a bump on the head.

Sphire: Nods slowly, as he faces the ground, sniffling. "She left.. we're no good....."

"Anou sa anou sa! Who?" The blonde had recovered somewhat miraculously fast, and was now ridiculously close to Sphire in asking his question.

Loki: Loki went over and hugged Sphire, "Aw, don't worry, she's commin' back! I pwomise! Maybe not today...maybe not tomarrow...but someday!"

Sphire: Shakes his head, looking down. "Maybe never.. " Sniff

Naruto waved his arms in front of them, surprised that his loud nature, unexpected entrance, and bright orange jumpsuit hadn't gotten their attention already. "Oi oi!"

Loki: Loki bopped Sphire on the head with one hand, "What're you talkin' about! She's comming back! I stole her button!" he said, holding out a hand, with a tiny button in it.
Loki cried out in surprise and stumbled and fell backwards away from the insane new PC, "Um...hi?"

Sphire: Shakes his head, then lays himself down on his back. "Your lieing.. but thats just one.. she aint coming back..."

Mireille: "Oh boy! Sphire's lonely!" she hugged him. "Sphire's mommy will coem back! Loki, more hugs!"

Loki: Loki nodded, "Yup!" He laid next to Sphire and squeezed him around the neck, "She's commin back! Don't worry!"

"Oi! About time!" The aggitated blonde huffed, frowning at how long it took them to notice him, maybe they were just too busy paying attention to something else, like when everbody was paying attention to Sasuke...grr.."Hi there!"

Sphire: Gets hugged, blinks as he turns his head, nodding at Mireille. "Are you.." Points to her. "My Auntie?" Grins

Lopper: well im gonna go now goodbye Mireille and good bye Sphire and Loki good luck with your problem and nice move mister stealthy.Lopper jumps high into the air and gates out

"HEY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, JERK!" Naruto yelled after Lopper's fading form.

Loki: "Bye Mister!" Loki said to the guy that just left, even though he knew his real name. Loki looked also at Mirelle, "Yeah! I think she is Aunty!"

Mireille: She stared at him blankly, blinking a few times. "Eh?! Uh.. sure, kid..."

Sphire: Grins again, raising his arms up in the air. "Yay! Auntie visited us!" Hugs her back, tightly.

Loki: Loki clapped his hands and smiled, "Yay! Aunite!" He said, and threw his arms around her neck.

Naruto would have pounded the brats for not noticing him had not his stomach protested with a loud growl, to which he reached out hungrily for an invisible bowl of ramen, and disappeared to go find said bowl.

Back to present....

In a puff of smoke, the nine-tailed, fox-eared blonde was sitting on a large rock, looking around with an unusually mischevious grin, even for Naruto.

Rinuu: he stoped laughing and looked at the 3 new Pcs. "Hello!"

Lopper: lol True thats so true... Uncle Lopper lol Well I guess it wont be so bad...

Hotaru: Hotaru held her hair under the light, examining it.

"Its quite purple actually." She muttered to herself.

Tomenati: He walked over to Hotaru.

"Whats purple?"

He looked at her hair then her.

Lopper: Turns to Hotaru Hey I didnt see you im sorry.

"Oooh humanish creatures!" The nine tails said with the toothy grin of a fox. "Tasty! I mean...ah hello there!"

darkaen: saves and gates out

Lopper: Im gonna go ok people.Lopper saves then gates out

Sasuke logged into the area, yawning ever so slightly.

SASUKEEEE!! Then Naruto remembered that Kyuubi was in control now and nobody could hear him but the fox...well damn.

Kyuubi on the other hand noticed Sasuke and turned keen eyes his way, grinning foxily as he puffed away from his rock perch next to Sasuke, leaning against the other boy's shoulder casually and looking at his clawlike nails with a snide grin. "Hey there sexy."

Tomenati: "Uh...gotta go."

He turned to see new PCs.

"Oops sorry, gotta go. Hello and uh goodbye."

Gates out.

Rinuu: Rinuu glanced at the pc that just gated in. "hello!" she smiled and waved at the two that left.

Moving his eyes over to the other, Sasuke's face turned a very light shade of crimson. "Mm.. Hello."

DAMN YOU KYUUBI! Inner Kyuubi then proceeded to duct tape Naruto's mouth shut and tie him to a post.

In the meantime however, Naruto gone Kyuubi smirked at Sasuke's reaction, a few of his nine tails lazily wrapping around various limbs belonging to the raven haired boy. "You never did answer about that date you know..." He commented slyly, moving his face closer to that of Sasuke.

Rinuu: Rinuu blinkd a few times and wached the two pcs. "um...you two know each other?" (A/N: Way to state the obvious..XD)

The tails felt light against him as the raven haired boy's face flushed a little more in color, showing off such confusion in his eyes. "What is there to know about.. the date?"

Kyuubi knew a chance when he saw one. "Know each other? We're madly in love, mortal creature, isn't it obvious?" There was that foxlike grin again as inside his head there were muffled protests from Naruto that he so happened to choose to ignore.

Riku: Riku gates in. "hi hotaru."

PepsiBoy: He gated in To the field. Ohayo!

As if to prove his point, the fox-eared blonde traced a finger along Sasuke's jawline delicately and then tilted the boy's head, pressing their lips together, taking the raven haired boy by surprise into a fierce kiss.

Hotaru: Hotaru waves to Riku and pepsi.
"Hello!" Hotaru said happily.

Eyes going wide, the raven haired genin had been taken back by the sudden and un-expected kiss, that he almost would have trip if it wouldn't have been for the tails supporting him up.

Riku: "Hey hotaru can I talk somewere else?"

PepsiBoy: He ran to all the PCs he didn't know and said,Watashi no namai wa Pepsi Boy desu.

Rinuu: Rinuu laughed nervesly and rubbed the back of her neck. "eh.....right how could i have not relized that....." she took a few steps away from the two.

After a moment the masquerading Kyuubi pulled back, licking Sasuke's lips and nipping at his lower lip with a devillish fox grin on his face. He shot a glance over his shoulder towards the girl that had asked the question, red eyes glinting as his tails pulled Sasuke closer, possessively.

Riku: Riku walk's up to hotaru.

Rinuu: Rinuu looked at the pc and smiled. "Hello? um........do you have subtitles...?" she laughed slightly.

Hotaru: Hotaru nods then tilts her head in curiousity.
"Where do you want to go Riku?" She asked.

PepsiBoy: Okay iI said, "Hello." then after that I said "My name is Pepsi Boy" That good enough for you?

When being pulled closer, Sasuke had stared in awe for a bit trying to set reality in besides of thoughts.

Riku: Someplace empte. Like dun lorag

Rinuu: Rinuu laughed and looked at Pepsi boy. "hello! I'm Rinuu!"

Torque: Torque looks around. Then goes over to the other pc's and says "whats new every one?"

Kyuubi put his arms around Sasuke's waist, turning back to the other boy and leaning closer, purring huskily in his ear. "How about that date now, hm? We can just forget about the ramen and get down to business..."

PepsiBoy: WellI guess I'll see you later Hotaru? He then looked at Torque. Well Kuree showed me a site that has some phrases in Japanese....

"A date.. hm, yes.." Nodding his head lightly, Sasuke leaned into the purr.

Rinuu: Rinuu looks at Torque. "Hello!" She smiled then looked back over to the two pcs and blinked a few times.

Hotaru: Hotaru nods.
"Okay, Pepsi, see you later."
Hotaru gates out and saves then she gates in to DunLoriege

Riku: Riku look's at hotaru. gates out

The Kyuubi posessed Naruto grinned, nipping the boy's neck and leaving a small bite mark before he stepped back, tails slowly untangling themselves from Sasuke's form. "Then it's a date..." He trailed his fingertips along Sasuke's jawline as he turned and walked off. "Don't keep me waiting too long pretty boy..." And with that, he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Eh..." Bowing his head down a bit since he was being all choked up about the situation, the raven haired boy had followed the other, and logged off.