Alright. Time for the misadventures of Uzumaki Kyuubi! Intermission-y...insanity...I don't own...shoot me for writing this. Yay.
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In a puff of smoke, a young, blonde haired, orange-clad boy was hanging upside down from one of the banners draped across the canal and bridge, grinning like a fox. Noticeably, he had fox ears and nine tails too, which wasn't usual for him. "Heheheh..."
NO KILLING! "Ah sheddap kid I've heard enough of your yapping! I'll get you what you want in due time just shut your goddamn mouth!" And with that Inner Kyuubi duct taped Naruto's mouth and hung him upside down from an overhanging sewer grate in the recesses of the boy's mind.
Lopper: He turns to Mireille No no thats not true its um.... well remember the photo if I was so bad why did I save you from you know what?
Lopper: Hey wait Mikomi did not hit me with lighting she forgives me yes!
Kureejii: 'you think.' She then kicked him in the shins and then used vak kruz and set his hair on fire.
Inuyasha: Jumps into the water but sets down the plushie first
Mireille: She stood up and walked over to Lopper, patting his head. "Funny Lopper!"
Kenochi: "Kuree, don't hurt him...." Kenochi says helpingly.
The blonde boy snickered, laughed, and poofed down to the bridge railing, holding back more laughter with a foxy grin.
Lopper: Well Mireille like you said before there are funny peple in the worldhe says with a smile
Kureejii: 'hey come back here dog.' She then threw 5 daggers into the water, hoping to at least stab him once.
Mikomi: "You're very slow." She pointed out to Lopper TT "The last 3 times I was in the field with you I haven't done anything."
Kenochi: "KUREE!" Uses Repth to heal all damage.
Uzumaki Kyuubi rolled around on the bridge railing with laughter, tears almost leaking out of his eyes he was laughing so hard at the humanish creatures' antics.
Lopper: I know I am but that does not matter you forgive me yes!He holds his hand outFriends?
Kureejii: 'HEY! I'm doing business here.' She said throwing 2 kunai blades and kenochi both missing her by an inch.
Inuyasha: jumps out of the water with a dagger in his right arm.
The boy-turned-foxy rolled off the railing onto the bridge, managing to stand up and brace himself against the railing while settling down from the fit of laughter.
Lopper: Hold on be right over to Kenochi's aid Kureejii you gone far enough I dear you throw daggers at her one... more... time....He says this while pulling out his sword
Kureejii: 'booyah I
have perfected my throwing skills....well no all 5 should have hit if
I perfected my throwing skills...DAMM!'
She then kicked inuyasha
again in the shins, then stepped on his foot.
Kenochi: Kenochi's ears twitch with anoyence. She walks over to where Kyuubi was laughing. " Don't think you're the only non-human here.... there is at least three others. I'm one......" Her cat ears twitch.
Mikomi: "Nope." Her hand comes out of her pockets and she sets Lopper on fire one last time for the heck of it.
"Tear 'em apart!" The nine tails hooted from the sidelines to Kureejii, egging her on.
Torque: Torque sits down on the ground and starts humming to him self.
Inuyasha: He scratches Kuree's face with his claws " STOP HURTING ME! "
Lopper: Lopper hits the floor aflame in front of Kureejii Well it was a startHe said grining
"Ee?" Kyuubi stopped for a second and looked at Kenochi. "You're just a kid, what do you know anyway? Run along and let the big boy have some fun, ne?"
Kenochi: Kenochi hisses and claws him across the face. "Shut up!"
Lopper: He runs over to where Kinochi is Hey thats not nice of you to call her that Say your sorry. Go Kinochi!
"Ee..." With a sudden seriousness, the angered fox demon reached up and grabbed her wrist, clawlike nails digging into her skin. "Touch me again and I'll eat you like half the shinobi of Konoha..." His red eyes were narrowed and there was almost a growl to his voice.
Kenochi: Kenochi faces Lopper her green eyes now a demonic yellow. "Lopper I'm fine."
Lopper: Lopper reachs for her sword and cuts his hand where he is holding Kinochi Let... her.... go....
Kenochi: Kenochi faces him growling. "Even though I'm a new user it doesn't mean I haven't been here longer than you......" She hisses. "I am not a kid, fox."
Mikomi: She stares rather bored at the situation and gets off the bridge. "Must I do everything?" She peels Kyuubi off Kenochi's wrists and drags him into the water. She comes back and sets Lopper on fire.
"I might've made a deal with you brat but if these miscreants keep this up I'm gonna have to kill 'em..." Kyuubi muttered under his breath, to which he got a rather large instant headache that lasted about five seconds while Naruto was screaming his head off at him, somehow having gotten out of his bonds and gag.
I SAID NO KILLING YOU STUPID DEMON FOX I'M NEVER
LETTING YOU OUT AGAIN YOU GODDAMN LIAR ROT IN THE PITS OF MY
STOMACH!
He held up his hand after dropping the girl,
wrist healing much more rapidly than humanly possible. "Don't
test my patience...I don't have much of it when it comes to
weaklings.."
Kureejii: 'eh...this is not fair. I waited so long to kill him and then people have to god damm yell and be like: No no don't hurt him WAH WAH I do anything' She said trying to do some innocent impersonation.
Lopper: He hits the floor on fire I know your doing that out of our friendshipHe says snickering But can you please stop..
The fox demon scoffed at Kenochi. "You're just a little kunoichi barely out of the academy...bet you're not even a demon..."
Torque: Torque looks at Uzumaki Kyuubi and said "o that had to hurt."
Lopper: He turns to Kinochi Are you all right and what happen back there?
Inuyasha: " i give up i'm leaving " gates out
"The brat's definitely loud, he isn't known for his subtlety that's for sure..." The blonde haired fox eared boy rubbed his head a bit, scratching behind his ears as he waved his tails around a bit.
Kanasunaii: Gates in and saves " LEAVE KENOCHI ALONE! "
Lopper: Now mister foxy that makes three vs. 1 you gonna try that again are you?
Kureejii: 'I'm leaving...' She then gates out to follow inuyasha.
Mireille: Mireille sighed, gating out after waving to no one person.
The rather bored fox demon yawned, a pair of fangs shown off. "Man...this is the most entertainment I've had since Itachi worked the strip joint!"
Lopper: He turns to See Mireille gating out Wait no!But it was to late she was gone from the field Oh please do not end up like the others.... he said under his breath Im sorry Kinochi but I have to go..... Lopper runs to the chaos gate and gates out
Torque: "hey everyone i gotta go butt i'll be back." torque said and gated out.
Kanasunaii: walks over to Uzumaki Kyuubi and growls
"Huh..?" Said demon looked at Kanasunaii boredly. "What is it now I was just about to torture Naruto some more..."
Mikomi: Mikomi blinked, apparently bored gated out
Kanasunaii: " Leave them alone! " she said still growling.
Vash: (Gates In) "Hello Kana! How do you do?"
Kenochi: Kenochi unfreezes and is he old self she sighs. "Kana lets go this place is flooded." Kenochi gates out.
"Eh? I wasn't doing anything, back off kid..." Kyuubi stretched lazily and his ears lay back against his head for a second before perking back up again.
Kanasunaii: " ok Kenochi " sighs and gats out
"Wonder where the fun went...." The lone fox shrugged and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
---------------Scene shift to another field!----------------
With a puff of smoke, Kyuubi was sitting on a random structure nearby the others. "You people are kinda boring..."
Kenochi: Gives Kanasunaii a white cat plushie. "Yami" She half hisses.
Kanasunaii: huggles the plushie " Yami! " looks at Kyuubi
"Hey! My pet's cooler than your pet!" Kyuubi grinned foxily, just because he was the Kyuubi didn't change the fact that he was still in Naruto's body, and thusly somewhat influenced by the blonde despite himself.
Mia: Mia Gated in, sighing. "I haven't been on in a while..."
Kenochi: Kenochi gates out. ((Kana I'll call you.))
"Well that's no fun..." The fox crossed his arms over his chest and looked disappointed.
Lopper: Lopper comes back You wish you would have never come here!Lopper flys untop of him and traps him in an unbreakable mime box
Leo: Leo gates in.
'Hmm. I wonder where she is?'
"Yoohoo! Over here!" Kyuubi grinned from a few feet away. "Shadow clones are nice, ne? Why'd ya do that for anyway?"
Kanasunaii: starts to growl at Kyuubi " Bye Kenochi! "
The fox-eared boy started to growl back, hey, he still had the instincts of a fox demon after all.
Mia: "Eh.... is this... a bad time...? Looks like it is..."
Vash: on Today at 19:24:55, Uzumaki Kyuubi wrote:With a puff of smoke, Kyuubi was sitting on a random structure nearby the others. "You people are kinda boring..."
(Gated In) "DUDE! you're supposed to gate in! Not do your little magical stuff! END OF STORY!"
Kanasunaii: Sits down and hugs her plushie still growling
OOC from Kyuubi: ("DUDE" I'll do what I want...that's my equivalent of saying "gates in" but more creative, got a problem with CRE-A-TI-VI-TY?)
"Hey, why are we growling?" The nine tailed fox boy stood up straight from his slightly hunched over position he'd taken while growling, blinking a bit.
Kanasunaii: looks up at Kyuubi " I don't like you.... "
Vash: (Glares At Kyuubi With Scary Looks)
"What? Foxes are related to dogs, shouldn't we be friends? Or are you not familliar with the legend of the nine tailed demon fox?" His ears quirked a bit.
"Wait..maybe foxes are related to cats..." He looked up in deep thought, not like that was very deep considering how shallow Naruto's head was.
Kanasunaii: Her ears go down " Just leave me alone "
"Meh, fine, be that way...discriminator!" Kyuubi scoffed, lightly stroking his tails to keep himself occupied.
Vash: on Today at 19:35:53, Loki wrote:Um...sorry to be a nusciance, but Vash...O-o did you gate out of Mac Anu?
"Oops! My Bad I'll Do My QUIKIE THROUGH!" (Gates out of Mac Anu) "Back!" (Says something in japanese to Kyuubi...) "Sharakusee... Kono amateru ga!"
Kanasunaii: Jumps up onto the structure thingy he's on and bite his arm
"Oi gaki! The hell was that for I oughta!" The disgruntled fox shook her off, wounds healing up slowly. He settled for a glare.
Dante: Dante gates in and walks past them ignoring him. He had a blank expression on his face as he walked far away from them and sat down.
Kanasunaii: She bites him again and harder (A/N: Can we say dead little dog demon? Yes we can!)
Vash: "Mo, ikai yatemaru ka? Kono zako ga" (A/N: Why do people insist on talking to you in Japanese when they know damn well nobody, not even you, understand it? I know some but god this is stupid...I think he misspelled some things too...--; )
Leo: Leo looks around.
'Wow, this place is interesting.' (A/N: When did HE get here?!)
"Urusei!" Kyuubi snarled over at Vash, in the meantime prying Kana off his arm again.
Lopper: Lopper flys to Dante Finally I found you I am really sorry about earlier you forgive me?
Vash: (Grabs Kyuubi) "Mono tari ne na. You ain't enough for me." "Bukko washite yaru I'm going to destroy you."
"Ippen Shinu Du Kai! Waste away and die!" (Throws him at the tree) (A/N: Is it just me or is this translating what he's saying like subtitles just completely and entirely stupid? One or the other kid...eesh...xX; )
Kanasunaii: " Kusayaro " Trys to make his arm bleed.
Dante: Dante just sat there. "Okay.....whatever....." He sighed leaning back with the same expression on his face and started at the sky.
The demon fox rebounded off the tree and landed up in the branches. "The hell is wrong with you I never did anything to your lousy ass punk!"
Lopper: No I really am sorry. Here...He sticks out his hand Friends?
Dante: Dante looked at Lopper. "Yeah....sure whatever......"
"Dobe...." Hah, turned the tables now eh Sasuke! Kyuubi pried Kanasunaii off of his arm and dropped her out of the tree. "Quit your bickering already!"
Vash: "Vash wo koeru mono wa, Vash shikinae. Only Vash can be defeated by " Vash." (A/N: This guy is a lower level than me on the forum too...like...a level one...full of himself, ne?)
Lopper: Be right back....Lopper flys off into the distance and comes back with a 5 foot tall cake that says:Im sorry lets be friends"He puts it in front of Dante and lifts back into the air There if that wont work nothing can......
Kanasunaii: She sits up from falling out of the tree and crys a little.
Vash: "All you did was attacking my friend" (A/N: Can we make some sense here?)
"Yeah, and I'm the fairy queen of St. Ives. No really, you have no clue who I am do you? God this place is so ignorant of shinobi legends, it's sad when nobody fears you, then again what can I do sealed inside this little brat..."
Leo: Leo sighs and gates out.
"Attack? I never attacked anybody! They were the ones coming at me you expect me not to defend myself?!"
Vash: "Tsuki wo miru tabe omoi da ze When you look at the moon, think of me and tremble." (A/N: I think he's reusing quotes from subs...--; )
Dante: Dante sighs. "I was never mad at you....Im just not in the mood....why do you want to be freinds with me....everyone hates me....." He closed his 13 year old child eyes trying to get some rest.
"Eh...you're pretty full of yourself for a mortal...you're more full of yourself than Naruto is...and that's saying something..." Kyuubi quirked a brow and shook his head, feeling sorry for anybody that full of themselves.
Kureejii: Kuree gates in and saves. She sighs and looks at neko-chan. 'one mission not completed....' She said shaking her head. (A/N: Neko-chan is Kuree's pet cat...or plushie...I can't remember)
Kanasunaii: Grabs her plushie and gates out crying.
Lopper: I dont hate you man you got style.... remember the bomb that you pulled out. That takes skills kid and guess what Im 13 also.He says with a smile
"What the hell...talk big and when you get hit run off crying...geeze...kids these days...back when I was free..." Ah the memories.
Kanasunaii: Gates back in and walks over to Kureejii
Kureejii: 'eh? do I know you....you look like that ramen kid..' She asked the strange fox person. 'heyo kana-chan!' pats her on the head.
Lopper: Lopper flys ove to Kureejii Hey whats up Kureejii? So you couldent get inyu?
Dante: Dante just sighed again. "Im an annoying little pest that no one likes......I know that for a fact....."
"Heheh, yeah you were there both those times weren't you? Weren't you there when the brat blamed me for something I didn't even do?" The boy-turned-fox scratched the back of his head a bit, nine tails waving around.
Kureejii: 'eh?...' She looks at kana-chan. animesweatdroplet 'no I haven't seen inu yet...but if I do then he's so going down.' She then turned her head to the fox dude. 'eh...no...I don't think so....'
"You were I remember! When he yelled 'DAMN FOX!' for no apparant reason?" He blinked those red eyes.
Lopper: Thats good on your part lol I feel sorry for him.Lopper flys over to Dante Hey man just to let you know I got your back. Im one PM away.Lopper flys back over to Kureejii So you have a cat I have a dragon he says grining
"Oh yeah well I got a pet NINJA!" Kyuubi randomly spurted out with a foxy grin.
Kanasunaii: looks at Lopper " You have a dragon, no fair! "
Lopper: Looks at The fox hey Kureejii need target practice?
Dante: Dante just sighed. "Yeah...whatever...." Dante made the Silence plain around him so he could relax. He closed his eyes so he couldnt see anything either.
"Take one of my clones, they work for great target practice!" The fox boy grinned toothily, shoving a shadow clone of himself towards Lopper.
Lopper: Lopper walks right through it I prefer the real meat if you catch my drift.... (A/N: Baka..)
Kureejii: 'eh...no I don't need a target practice.' She said to lopper kinda in an annoyed mood. 'ooo yeah you Naruto aren't you?' She asked the kyuubi...person...person...
OOC from Kyuubi: (Eh...you can't do that...shadow clones are actually physical forms...you can't just walk right through them like they were illusions...cause they aren't normal bunshins...)
OOC from Kureejii: ((YEAH KAGA BUNSHINS! thousand of kuree surrouns everyone weeeeeee!)) (A/N: -Corrects with Kage instead of Kaga- She's great, she's one of the few others I know on this forum who is as obsessed with Naruto and knows as much about it as I do!)
"Well, in a way, I mean...the body is Naruto's, I'm just borrowing it." The boy-turned-fox scratched the back of his head a bit. "You use kunai...you wouldn't happen to be from a shinobi village would you?"
Dante: Dante actually smiled and he made a dark hole a little bit over Lopper and on the ground so he fell in it and then came out from the top continuasly. Then Dante seals the bottom one so he lands on the ground. He then cuts off the silence field around him.
In the meantime the shadow clone was poking at Lopper incessantly with a snicker and a grin.
Berserk: Beserk
gates in.
"Hello everyone."
He waves to them.
Lopper: ( Oh ok) Lopper falls to the floor What but this is just a shadow how the? No matter first this then you....Lopper pulls out his sword and shoves it into the shadow Happy now?
The kage bunshin disappears into a puff of smoke. "You're no fun."
Kureejii: 'eh...no I just use them...find it easier' She said repling Kyuubi's question. 'neko-chan...looks strange' stares at her cat plushie for a bit. (A/N: Plushie, okay, I got it now)
Dante: Dante looked at everyone, he started waving and then he gated out.
Berserk: "I will come back once Kana gets back on."
He
gates out.
"Oh...so you wouldn't happen to know the legend of the nine tailed fox would you? Kage bunshin no jutsu!" A couple hundred fox boy clones surrounded Lopper, all grinning with that same foxy smirk. He turned his attention back to Kureejii as the shadow clones performed his personal 'Uber Poke no Jutsu' on Lopper. (A/N: Kyuubi likes to annoy people and be a prankster, moreso than Naruto, when he's not serious about things, he's still affected by the fact that he's in Naruto's body)
Lopper: Hey dante im on your side!Lopper then walks up to The fox What was that back there in Mac Anu?Lopper pulls out his sword and sticks it to his stomach not through him just to scare him You hurt anyone I know and I will come after you....
OOC from Kyuubi: (Sorry Lop-sided, ya gotta get through the clones first, I think they got ya tied down in a ticklefest right now...)
Kureejii: 'yeah yeah...giant fox...goes to some hidden leaf village, and attacks it and kills people. Then some lord comes and seals the monster spirit in some boy...' he'((yeah reading the manga pays off nods))
Lopper: ah.. crap..... Kureejii a little help please?Lopper with his sword still out ready for anything
"So you HAVE heard of me! Excellent!" Kyuubi grinned, feeling good for having been recognized today.
Kureejii: 'Nani?....' She then see's lopper surrounded by a lot of Naruto and being poked at the same time. 'baka....' She didn't bother helping the poor PC. 'you...wow I meet the fox ooooo this is so cool!' She said talking to her cat again. 'neko-chan don't you think?' (A/N: Kuree is cool...; )
"I gotta admit, Yondy was pretty good, but that was sure a cheap shot to seal me inside some dobe like Naruto!" He laughed a bit.
Lopper: Lopper turns to Kureejii Aw man please help im really really sorry what else do you want?
Kanasunaii: unfreezes " okie me done eating now "
Kureejii: '....nothing but dog dead, and fear and chaos brought to the world instead of love and barney.' She said loudly to lopper, officially Annoyed.
The shadow clones of Kyuubi laughed a bit and then stared at each other in unison, before tackling each other and brawling it out.
Ugin: Ugin gated in and looked around and then shrugged, formed his floating chair, sat down, and took out his journal as if nothing was going on around him.
Kanasunaii: Looks at Kuree " Why do you want to Kill Inu so bad? "
Lopper: Lopper turns around Well here goes nothing....Lopper stabs his huge sword through two of the clones and slides his sword at another three
Dante: Dante gated infront of Ugin. "I have a question.......tell me who you like!!!!"
There was suddenly a lot of smoke puffs as the Kyuubi clones started to diminish.
Lopper: Wait a second the flying chair that reminds me I can flyLopper flys up into the air Ha you stupid fox bring it on! (A/N: This is fun, just wait until you see his reaction when he sees the gaint nine tailed demon fox's true form!)
"God DAMN it's good to be me!" Kyuubi stretched a bit, waving his tails around and creating a few small craters in the ground.
Ugin: Ugin frowned and put his foot on
Dante's head.
"Tell me why you're so infatuated
with...felines...as of late, and I'll let you know."
Kureejii: 'because...inubaka did the same to me' She now facing her cat. 'right neko-chan? it wasn't fun. He tried to hurt moi so he'd stop being called a baka. What did I do? I did nothing I always called him by his proper name and what do I get? death is what.' She said shaking her plushie violently.
Dante: Dante looked at him, his face turning sort of red. "What are you talking about?"
From out of the smoke rose a large, orangish brown creature, and when I say large I mean gigantic. Huge. ECONO-SIZE FOX DEMON! Said mirror of Kyuubi's true form thwapped Lopper with one of his nine tails, much like a cow would swat at a fly. (A/N: Shadow clone henge! XD )
Kanasunaii: " Its not like he ever really killed you " she said hugging her plushie
Lopper: Lopper flys into the foxhitting him to the groundAs I said before Hurt my friends again and you are dog meat like Kureejii said.
Kureejii: '....eh I'm talking about the old one...but still all dogs are the idiots.' She said putting on glasses just to look smart and nods. '.....and I think that guy just died...' she said looking up to see lopper getting his ass kicked by kyuubi.
Ugin:
Ugin briefly looked over at Kyuubi and Lopper duke it out and then
went back to his journal, not moving his foot.
"Nothing, I
suppose. Other than I've noticed you generating some feelings towards
certain members of the feline species. Or maybe I'm imagining things.
You explain to me just what I'm seeing and what I should assume, and
then I'll answer your pathetic little question. Ok?"
With a very VERY large blast of smoke, causing a temporary blackout of the sun, yeah it's that big, the large fox demon disappeared, considering it WAS a shadow clone, and shadow clones disappear when hit.
Kanasunaii: " Thats not a very good reason to kill him though "
Lopper: Hey I can do it! Bring everything you got at me... you stupid fox (A/N: I think he has a death wish..; )
The giant fox was soon replaced by another one of the shadow clones, chasing swiftly after Lopper...Wait...no it was just walking, but considering in one step it could go pretty far, it was probably fast compared to Lopper.
Lopper: Lopper flys up into the air and punchs the demon Ha that was to easy...
Kureejii: 'wow neko-chan we get to see the real kyuubi in action!...he's so cool.' She said with sparkling eyes seeing she finally met the fox like said in the legend.
Dante: Dante's face turned more red from embaressment, but it also looked like it could have been from the shadow of Ugin's foot on his face. "Maybe.....maybe not....umm.....have to go!!!!" Dante went blazing past everyone even knocking over Uzumaki Kyuubi hes face red and then he turned around. " I could just gate out....." After he said that he gated out.
Smoke filled the area again, hiding the clones from view. Not long after, another large fox demon replaced the previous, war cry raging out in the night.
OOC from Kureejii: ((....how can a 13 year old knock over a 10 foot tall fox?)) (A/N: Good question...)
OOC from Kyuubi: (Well, it was just a shadow clone after all.)
OOC from Dante: (I have no clue......anything is possible though....)
Lopper: Lopper turns to Kureejii his back facing the demon What did you just say!?
Kureejii: (true....)
'...eh...neko-chan why is it that the
smoke is making me feel high?' She said eyes drooping as she started
to turn a shade of pink.
There was a lot of poofing sounds all of a sudden and smoke filled the area. Not too long after the smoke cleared, Kyuubi was standing there normal as Naruto, well, save the fox attributes, and the fact that Naruto wasn't all that normal. "Heh...that was fun, hope you can play tomorrow too!" He snickered and vanished in a puff of smoke.