Excerpt has nothing to do with the story, it's a line from Ron White's "Drunk in Public" CD...funny guy...hilarious...
"It fell off. It.FELL.OFF. It.FELL.THE.FUCK.OFF."
And now on to the story...lemon ensues I can't believe this...I never knew I could write like that...whew...
I OWN NOTHING! Sue me if you want my perverted mind. Which I'm pretty sure you don't.
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With a puff of smoke, a certain blonde haired, fox-eared, nine-tailed loudmouth Uzumaki was hanging upside down from one of the overhanging banner wires that were draped over the bridge.
Lopper: Lopper turns to the new PcHey.... I never saw you around before are you... new here?He said slowly
"Good to be back again, damn it's good to be back!" Kyuubi grinned foxily and stretched, flipping down to land on the bridge railing. Red eyes glanced over at Lopper with a fangy grin. "Lookie here, it's hero boy!" He snickered.
Sasuke logged in next to the gate only to find himself staring at the staircase in front of him.
Lopper: Lopper sees the Fox Pc and gets up and pulls out his swordYou again well its time to... ah forget it...Lopper puts his sword away and sits down Fox ears perked up as his head turned towards the gate. Exquisite timing pretty boy, exquisite! There was a puff of smoke as the fox was next to Sasuke, arms casually draped round the boy's shoulders with a lazy fox grin on his face.
The raven haired boy turned his head to a little to find the other draped over his shoulders, so he gave a nod, "Well hello."
Jackyl: Jackyl glances over at the new pcs. He makes the puppet dissapear as he stands up. He sighs and walks over to the crowd of pcs not saying anything.
Mikomi: Mikomi gates in, yawning a bit. She notices a few PC's were here so she stops and blinks at them.
"Didn't forget, did you, Sasuke-kun...?" The fox let his words flow out in a lazy drawl, as he drew the blunt side of a clawed finger gently across the raven haired boy's jawline.
Lopper: Lopper sees Mikomi and walks up to herHello again... so tell me what did I do to you to deserve this?
"Hm?" Sasuke had a questionable look placed on his face, watching Kyuubi.
"The date...of course...don't tell me you did forget..." The ninetails' voice sounded a bit disappointed, yet in a way there was a hint of teasing.
Mikomi: "Life is pretty plain." She said shrugging. "Experimentation."
"Oh yes.." The dark haired genin nodded as he remembered quite well now.
Lopper: Lopper looks confusedYou saying you did it for no good reason?
Mikomi: She crossed her arms, leaning against the wall. "But does it matter? No. It has failed to work on you Lopper-san."
Lopper: Lopper backs upOk your just putting extra words in.He said sarcasticlySo did you do it for a reason yes or no?And Lopper-San?
"That's good then..." Foxboy grinned, nipping at the boy's ear gently as he drew lazy circles in the cloth of his shirt.
Mikomi: "Yes." She blinked, looking at him oddly. "Are you uncomfortable with frenglishnese?"
Sasuke turned his head at the nipping a little because it tickled at his ears, before looking down to watch the circular motions, "Hm.."
Lopper: Lopper looks at her sadThen what is the reason why you did it?What could I have possiably done to deserve this?
The blonde thought for a moment, before whispering something to the raven haired boy as his grip tightened slightly, holding the boy's body closer to his so that Sasuke's back pressed firmly against his chest. "Well?" He smirked, teasingly placing butterfly kisses and little affectionate nips along the boy's neck and collarbone.
Mikomi: "It is not a problem." she said annoyed. "If you think you're becoming evil, then it's just an excuse. The bell cannot do anything besides what it does."
The dark haired boy blushed a little at the words he had told him before shiving slightly from the nips here and there, "Sounds.. just.. fine.."
Lopper: Lopper backs away farther That cant be right.... But right after the bell.. I started to attack people... it has to be the bell.... and Kuree also said that it was that.
Mikomi: She smirked. "Well. I guess it's just you. The bell only gives you illusions. How you act according to the illusions is not my problem."
Jackyl: Jackyl waves to the other pcs seeing if they would notice him.
Mikomi: She sees Jackyl out of the corner of her eye and waves to him, then turning back to stare at Lopper.
"That's a good boy..." The boy turned foxy grinned wickedly, biting at Sasuke's neck and leaving a mark where his fangs nicked the skin. A mark of possession, really. His head then moved to the other side of his neck where he found the sensitive spot right at the meeting of the neck and the shoulder and kissed it gently at first, nipping a bit, arms moving down from around the boy's neck to around his waist instead.
Lopper: Lopper turns to the chaos gateOk but before I go. Why did you ring the bell?
Mikomi: Mikomi closed her eyes and smiled. "I have already answered all that you have asked."
Lopper: Lopper turns and gates out of Mac Anu
Sasuke had flinched a little from the pain from the bite but it soon all went away because of the sensitive area being tended too, he leaned back into the other with a gentle sigh.
Mikomi: She stared blankly at Kyuubi and Sasuke, not really sure what they were doing.
Jackyl: He looks blankly at the pcs and gates out.
Why...WHY did you have to say that... "Eh sheddap...I'm runnin the boat now, get over it, you know you want it..." And so Inner Naruto had one hell of a nosebleed while Inner Kyuubi sat there laughing his ass off at him.
Kyuubi pulled back a bit, pausing, one hand idly trailing random designs up Sasuke's chest, under his shirt. "Hmm...you like that, Sasuke-kun...?" He nibbled on the boy's earlobe a bit.
Afformentioned boy started to blush even more before grinning, "Just.. a little.."
Mikomi: Mikomi, rather disturbed, gated out (A/N: HAHAHA! Scared em off...XD)
The fox eared boy smirked, noting the others' reactions to the situation. Discriminators..heh...not the type to appreciate a show. A few of his tails started to lazily wrap around Sasuke's legs, the tip of one brushing against his cheek as the fox went back to work, biting gently at the crook of Sasuke's neck, then a bit harder, massaging the slightly raw skin between his lips, kissing gently, nipping, and repeating the cycle again as his tails worked their way around the boy.
Sasuke turned his eyes down to watch the tails with an odd expression, his face was still flushed from getting so much attention with the nipping and all, he then brought a hand up to caress the tail that was touching his cheek.
The blonde paused shortly and purred, licking the spot on Sasuke's neck that was red from all the attention, then turning him so that they were face to face. Tails shifted slightly and the raven haired boy was back against a wall, the foxboy promptly following and ravishing the other's mouth with harsh, fiery kisses.
Obsidian eyes widened as Sasuke was turned into a different position without barely even noticing it, he then softened his eyes and tried to kiss back.
Kyuubi grinned slightly, body pressed closely against the boy beneath him as he slid his tongue past the boy's lips to plunder the warmth inside, claiming every soft, velvety inch that was Sasuke.
The usually quiet and reserved boy leaned back further into the wall, letting himself venture with the tongue that moved past his lips.
Tomenati: Tomenati gated in. He saw the two PCs. "Eh, sorry If I'm disturbing something." He looked at the ground.
Naruto-turned-foxy pulled back with a grin, licking a thin trail of mixed saliva from the corner of his mouth as he waved a hand nonchalantly towards Tomenati, without even taking his eyes off of the angelic prodigy beneath him. He took a moment to observe Sasuke's reactions, his flushed face, the look in his eyes, the way he was breathing.
Tomenati: The boy shook his head and walked towards the bridge, sitting on its rail. He messed with his shirt collar a moment before laying back and closing his eyes.
Sasuke blinked his eyes to see someone else behind the other, "..?"
Tomenati: "Hmm...parents..."
He sat up and walked past the two PCs again smiling a bit and nodded before gating out.
"Does it bother you, Sasu-kun...?" The blonde haired boy whispered softly to the boy. "If so...I can always..." His voices trailed of as he winced slightly, covering it up with a distraction, the distraction of both hands up under Sasuke's shirt, tugging up at it by means of removing it.
Of course the wince was from Naruto.
DO THAT AND I'LL!!! "You'll what? Just shut up and enjoy the show..." And so Inner Kyuubi shoved a boatload of mental images of the near future in Naruto's direction, who promptly shut up and stared at the scene unfolding before him.
"Huh?" The confused Uchiha watched the other in complete confusion, unsure of what was going on.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun...?" Kyuubi tugged a bit at the boy's shirt again, hintingly.
"Yeah?" The seemingly oblivious boy in question shook his head because he started to zone out.
There was a faint ripping sound as a claw tugged down on Sasuke's collar, tearing at the fabric. Satisfied by the sound, foxboy drug his claw down swiftly, tearing open the front of Sasuke's shirt to expose the unscarred, milky smooth, ivory skin beneath. He stood back slightly, admiring the delicately toned chest and abdomen, as without really a second thought he'd removed his orange jacket and tossed it aside, revealing the sleeveless navy blue tank top he wore underneath. His eyes trailed up and down the pale skin in front of him before locking once more with Sasuke's.
Sasuke eyed the tank top with a little smile, feeling a cool breeze on his chest because of being exposed because the shirt was torn off, he titled his head against the wall, staring at Kyuubi.
Foxy displayed a fanged grin, stepping closer again, ignoring the profusely drooling Naruto in his head as he placed one hand firmly against the wall to one side of Sasuke's head, the other trailing delicately down the boy's bare spine. The fox nipped along the other boy's jawline and down his neck with a purr, tongue flitting teasingly over the smooth ivory chest.
Dante: Dante gated in and looked at the two. "Discusting." He then just stared at the two in confusement with his red eyes.
The dark haired genin arched his back at the touch, gasping a little.
Kyuubi took notice of the new occupant in the field, smirking a bit at the other's reaction. He whispered something softly to the raven haired boy beneath him before gently nibbling said boy's lower lip.
A brief look of confusion was apparent on the Uchiha's face as he noticed the other person, but then he shivered, and nodded slowly to Kyuubi.
Dante: Dante shook his head as he appeared behind Kyuubi and slashing him in the back with his sword. "Your my next victim." He smirked as he sliced her. " Die." (A/N: Stupid? Can we say stupid? Yes we can.)
One of Kyuubi's tails whipped around, smacking Dante off of him as the cut on his back slowly healed, though blood still stained his navy shirt. "If you're that adamant about it...then we'll leave..." He shrugged his shoulders and pressed himself against Sasuke's lithe form, pressing his lips to the boy's in a passionate kiss as the two of them both sunk into the wall and disappeared from sight.
Dante: Dante shook his head. "It wasnt that, I just wanted to kill and you were my victim." He smirked as he sheathed his blade and gated out. (A/N: Just had to keep that in there for the humor value, this kid is really asking for it...XD)
A/N: From here on out, the story was written by me in a non-RP setting, to put in the little bits and pieces of not so PG-13ish stuff that follows...; All for the fans! Just as a note, I'd like some constructive criticism on this self-written bit, as it's sorta my first time writing this stuff in a non-RP setting...e.e; Sit back and enjoy the show! Don't mind if Sasuke acts a little different than he has been, considering he's being written by me and not my friend this time!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall...
Sasuke slowly registered the situation, analyzing the different bits of information his mind brought to his attention. He was in a room...on the floor...said floor was cold, like stone, yet strangely comfortable, as though it were soft...Naruto was on top of him...shirtless...with fox ears and nine tails...though he didn't pay much heed to that, which indeed he should have, then he might've noticed that it wasn't really Naruto, but indeed Kyuubi on top of him....he too was shirtless, and was rather flushed from Naruto's kisses and teasing touches on his bare skin. How long he'd waited for this...but he'd never thought that Naruto would be the one to come on to him! Kyuubi grinned down at Sasuke, vulnerable, beautiful, and his for the taking. The raven haired boy squirmed slightly beneath him, a pleading look in his obsidian eyes that the fox was the first to ever see. This surprised Kyuubi in the slightest, causing his grin to widen as he leant down, flicking his tongue across one of the boy's nipples, smirking satisfactorily as he heard the sharp intake of breath and the lithe body twitch beneath him. Taking his time, the fox toyed with the same nipple, nipping and licking, sucking gently and teasing softly with his lips as he took in the delicious music of gasps and gentle whimpers coming from Sasuke, pressing down the rest of his body firmly to keep the boy from moving around too much.
The raven haired boy moaned softly in protest as he felt the sensuous teasing stop, squirming under Naruto's weight. By now, his shorts had started to become a bit uncomfortably tight, and judging by how close Naruto had his body pressed against him it was probably obvious. Just in case the blonde dobe didn't notice, though, Sasuke made a pointed gesture of arching his back to grind his hips against Naruto, his head tilting back as he moaned louder, more obviously, at the stimulus of contact. Inside Kyuubi's head, Naruto was likewise going insane at the scene before him.
Taking note of several suggestions that Naruto had blurted out before going into his silent droolfest and major nosebleed again, Kyuubi paused, taking in the sweet sounds made by the luscious boy beneath him, the one he had claimed and marked as his own. He felt the hard bulge against his lower abdomen, and moved up slightly, repositioning his body so that his head rested at the crook of Sasuke's neck, where he began to fervently tease the flesh at his lips, sucking and licking and biting until it was raw. One hand trailed through Sasuke's hair as the boy moaned and tilted his head to expose more of his neck, and the other moved downwards to unfasten the Uchiha's shorts. Pulling back from the boy's neck, Kyuubi managed to rid himself of his own pants and sandals, slipping off Sasuke's as well. Obsidian eyes fluttered open to stare up at him as he stared down at the sight before him. Uchiha Sasuke, the ivory, toned, thin, and very naked, aroused and practically begging to be fucked, for release, and the boy was all his...
It was then, when Sasuke tried to reach for Naruto to bring him back, that he noticed he couldn't quite move his arms. Turning his head to the side, he noticed that he was chained to a bedpost. Dark eyes looked back to Naruto and widened to see that he too was naked, as a blush reddened his pale cheeks and he looked helplessly on, a completely different Uchiha than anybody had ever seen before, what usually lay hidden beneath the cold, heartless, mask of the avenger. He could feel his pulse throbbing in his ears and below his waist, aching for the release he couldn't give himself in his current predicament.
Seeing those pleading eyes, the blonde grinned broadly, pulling on a second chain that Sasuke hadn't noticed before, but definitely noticed now, as he felt something pulling him up by the neck, a collar had been placed there it seemed. Kyuubi chuckled to himself as the raven haired boy was pulled to his knees, hands still bound behind his back, bangs falling into his face. The foxboy stepped forward, a taunting distance, as Sasuke tried to stretch his neck out in order to get at the object of his desires that was just centimeters from his reach. Pink tongue reached out, flitting ever so lightly against the very tip of the blonde's protrusion, gathering a surprised gasp from the fox, who then stepped back slightly, just out of the boy's reach again. Sasuke whined, pulling hard at the chains that confined him, trying to get closer again. Red eyes shone at such reactions the fox gathered from the youngest Uchiha, grinning with pleasure at how well he had the boy playing right into his hands. Seeing the ivory skinned beauty go slack from trying, Kyuubi stepped forward again, this time closer, and moaned as Sasuke's mouth took him in eagerly and carefully. Clawed hands moved to the back of Sasuke's head, fingers tangled in raven hair and guiding the rhythmic movement as the restrained boy swallowed him up and spit him back out again only to the tip before swallowing his length again and again, bringing forth pleasurable moans from the nine tails as in turn he carefully rocked his hips against the velvet that set his body on fire.
From below, Sasuke held back with surprising reserve his body's attempt at summoning forth his gag reflex, each time he felt the hot, hard pressure against the back of his throat. Moving his head back and forth and swirling his tongue around the throbbing erection, he teased at the tip and nipped lightly, receiving a yip in response and a sudden jerk from the blonde before the rhythm resumed. He could hear Naruto's breaths quickened, more shallow and hard, as he felt the other boy's thrusts quicken, nearing relief. The pale boy made his own actions more harsh, urging the other onward with vigorous sucking and massaging with his tongue.
White hot jolts of pleasure flashed over the blonde boy's vision as the tension released into Sasuke's mouth, a bit of white dribbling down his chin. Kyuubi looked down at the boy, absolutely beautiful with his hair plastered to his face from sweat and a mixture of semen and saliva running down his chin as he licked the twitching shaft clean, still obviously burning and eager for his own release. The sight itself brought the fox into an almost instant arousal once more, still hot just looking at Sasuke. He reached down and picked the boy up, moving him onto the bed so that he was on his knees facing the back of the bed, arms still restrained slightly above him. The fox grinned with pleasure, noting the way Sasuke's back almost instantly arched, the way his creamy white ass was shoved up into the air like a female cat in heat, begging for him, his face against the sheets, head turned to the side as he let out a pleading moan. Kyuubi inwardly giggled with glee at watching that firm little ass wiggle invitingly.
Sasuke moaned again, trying to tempt Naruto, to offer himself for the taking. He wanted it, he could tell from that last bit that Naruto wanted it, and dear GOD did he want it. A shiver ran down his spine as he felt Naruto's breaths hot against his neck, and he couldn't help but moan again in torturous ecstasy, yearning for release as the blood throbbed viciously in his groin. His back arched more dramatically, and suddenly he bit his lip to avoid crying out in pain as he felt his skin resist at being entered. He was unable to hold back a whimper as Naruto pushed further inside, and then a soft moan as the very tip pressed lightly against his pleasure zone. He cried softly again as he felt Naruto pull out almost all the way, pausing while just the very tip of his erection was still inside, before he was thrust into again, hard, hot, wet projection right on target as he let out a more loud, lustful moan. As Naruto began to slowly rock his hips, pulling out and thrusting back in, Sasuke's moans grew louder into the sheets, flashes of white blinding his vision with each time Naruto struck that most sensitive spot inside of him.
Kyuubi was drawn to thrust harder, faster, as the proud Uchiha boy was reduced to a symphony of gasps and moans. His hands held a firm grip on Sasuke's hips as he himself released a deep moan from his throat. God Sasuke's ass was so tight! The blonde could barely hold on any longer, as the moans of ecstasy from the raven haired boy underneath him and the fiery hot, tight ass that he delved into were bringing him close to breaking. With one final thrust, nailing that spot with pinpoint accuracy, he released inside Sasuke with a loud moan, unable to continue any longer. He heard a cry of pleasure from the Uchiha as well, signalling his own final release as both bodies went limp. Kyuubi sighed and nuzzled against Sasuke's neck, nipping lightly and licking the salty, flushed skin. He slowly pulled out and turned Sasuke on his side, the chains dropping loose as he held the boy close, possessively, and placed another mark on his neck. The young Uchiha shivered as sweat began to cool and dry, and nuzzled close against the strong arms that held him. He felt safe here, even though Naruto was acting strangely, and even though he had a few tails lazily draped over his naked body almost like blankets. Despite the fact that every now and then he could feel little pinpricks as fangs nipped at his neck and shoulder. Despite it all, he felt safe here, and he was with Naruto. He couldn't ask for more. Slowly he began to drift off to sleep, exhausted from their rough activities. Sasuke slipped into dreams that smelled faintly of ramen, miso, and sunshine golden hair framing baby blue eyes more pure than the sky itself. And Kyuubi smiled, just holding the boy lovingly, protectively, securely, and soon slept as well.
And in the back of his mind, Naruto finally fainted.
Whoo! Afterthoughts: OMFGICANNOTBELIEVEIJUSTWROTETHAT! -Dies- I have never written a lemon before in my life, not to mention a YAOI lemon...xx; I mean...wow...I've been reading WAY too much yaoi lately...xx; WAY too much...review? Just don't flame...it's my first time! I ish no longer a virgin writer! ;
Stay tuned for the next installment, which will, of course, be back to good ol' RP style. Next time, "IT WASN'T ME! Sasukequitlookingatmelikethat!" or "ERO-KYUUBI! And now for Some Ramen!"