While Clover is walking home, Sam and Alex get WOOHP'd by a soft drink machine.
"Whoaaaa!"
Sam lands on her left front hip and Alex on her back, on the oval landing cushion. They quickly recover and take their places on the cushion.
"What's up Jerry?" asks Sam.
"And where's Clover?" asks Alex, as she looks around Jerry's office.
"Girls, Clover, is seriously considering quitting WOOHP. I therefore have no choice but to use just the two of you, until I can find you a replacement," says Jerry.
"What about Britney for a replacement?" asks Sam hopefully.
"Sadly, she is also considering quitting WOOHP. So her team is down a person as well. Now for your mission. Fans at Bandit football games have been getting quite unruly, to the point of thugery. There is a concern that this isolated incident may become more encompassing. Your job is to get to the bottom of this! And here are your gadgets: laser lipsticks; bungee belts; decoder/analyzer glasses; and a Walkman jamming device."
"Where do we start?" asks Sam.
"At the Bandits practice facility to see if you can find anything. You can use K.I.R.T.T." And they're off.
"Gee, Sammy, it sure feels funny going on a mission without Clover!" says Alex, as Sam drives K.I.R.T.T..
"I know, Alex! But we have to do our best! Clover won't be on our team anymore!" says Sam sadly.
Soon the gals are at the team practice facility.
"Where do we start, Sammy?" asks Alex.
"Let's start with the Administration Building!"
The gals sneak over to the Administration Building and bungee to the roof. Sam lasers the air vent cover open, and she and Alex deploy their bungee belts and quietly descend to a horizontal vent.
After crawling in the vent for some time, Alex says, "Look, Sammy! The Office of the Head Cheerleader! We probably should check it out!"
"Right, Alex! Let's crawl over!"
The two gals crawl over to the Head Cheerleader's Office. Alex lasers the vent open, and she and Sam quietly enter the office to search.
"Sammy, look at this!" says Alex in a hushed tone, as she looks into an adjoining room. Sam immediately comes over to Alex's side. The gals notice a number of hair barrettes on a table, wired to a computer.
"That's weird!" says Sam.
"You'd think they were WOOHP devices or something!" exclaims Alex.
"Alex! That's it!" says Sam as she walks over to one of the barrettes, unplugs it from the computer, and plugs the computer lead into her compowder. Soon the compowder starts flashing messages on the compowder screen.
"What does it say, Sammy?"
"Alex! These barrettes are transmitting subliminal messages into the crowd! Look at the messages: 'You will become agitated if you don't have a beer right now!' 'You'll want to fight if you don't have something to eat within the next 30 seconds' 'You'll become unruly if the Bandits aren't winning by at least 100 points'"
"100 points! A professional team has never even SCORED 100 points in a game!" exclaims Alex.
"Which guarantees that the crowd would become unruly!"
"Why don't the messages affect the cheerleaders, Sammy?"
"Because the barrettes are worn at the front of the hair! They are therefore aimed high into the crowd!"
"But what's the payoff for getting the fans to be unruly? You just end up with fans getting arrested! What good is that?" says Alex.
All of the sudden, Sam and Alex are interrupted by a spraying sound. They turn to find the head cheerleader, Monica Char, spraying them with sleeping gas! Soon they are out!
Sam and Alex wake up to find themselves bound tightly and gagged in the office of Monica Char. Monica notices that they have awakened.
"So, you snoopers were wondering why I incite the crowd! It's part of my master plan! The Bandits will be playing in the Championship Bowl game this week. The game is a sellout, with each ticket averaging $200! With 80,000 rabid fans at the game, that works out to a cool $16M gate! My team and I will be able to hit the box office, as the police deal with the 'unruly fans'.
"Of course, I can't let you two go! It's too bad you snooped! Now I'll have to eliminate you!" So saying Monica motions to two henchmen, who pick up Alex and Sam and put them over their shoulder.
"Put these snoopers in one of the large metallic trash bins! Today is 'pick-up' day! The driver never gets out of his truck to check the bins. He just lowers the hydraulic arms, picks up the bins, and empties the contents into the compacting unit! That should get rid of them nicely!"
The henchmen follow Monica's instructions. Sam and Alex are unceremoniously thrown into one of the metal bins behind the Administration Building. "That should take care of them!" one says.
Alex and Sam cannot reach their laser lipsticks, so that they can cut the ropes – they are bound too tight! Luckily, they both can reach their compowders and they each hit their WOOHP emergency buttons.
At this time, unaware of the plight of their friends, Clover and Britney arrive for the pre-game practice. This will be their first official game as cheerleaders for the Bandits, although they probably won't perform at the game today.
"You know, Clover, I really don't know if I want to give up our other 'activity'," says Britney. "I really like the sense of accomplishment I get when we successfully complete our assignments!"
"I have to agree, Britney. Jerry can be a pain at times, and he sure seems to pick the worst times to WOOHP us, but I do get a very good feeling when we successfully complete an assignment too!" says Clover.