Yumei: Hey there peeps! It seems that you liked my fic. Well not much people would read it because sex isn't involved. Puh-leez! Isn't there anything else in their minds? At least read some angsty fics, godammit! And another thing—it has been a long time before I went online again, because of our damn limited internet... WAAAHH! (And also my bad language will be improved from now on... I think... it's because I feel different today...)

Ella: Oh shut up, you bitch. You should be thankful that your computer got fixed right after it crashed.

Yumei: Ya damn liar! Your computer was fixed even before our computer even got repaired! Why does this always happen to me? Why does shit always surround me?

Ella: Ahem... aren't you forgetting something?

Yumei: Oh yeah! This is Ella, who claims to be a sexy bitch.

Ella: Whatever, you fucking dick.

Yumei: Shut up (you kinky shit).

Ella: No, you shut up (you fucking pussy)!

Yumei: No, you shut up (you damn fuck-loving bitch)!

Ella: No, you shut up (Moby dick)!

Yumei: Okay... this is getting nowhere. Please do the damn disclaimer. My tongue is even dryer than your asshole.

Disclaimer: This fucking shit doesn't own anything concerning Clamp School except for a bunch of merchandise.

Yumei: Hey... how'd you know?

Ella: I went through your stuff... There was some interesting stuff... like some pierced ki...

Yumei: Okay, that's enough fuck for you! On with the fic!


Chapter 2

-Yuki-Onna's POV-

Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.

The clock was driving me mad. I couldn't help but bear the irritation building up within me. The lectures were boring as usual, making my day even worse. But I had no choice. I had to sit there, in order to avoid embarrassment once more. To pass time, I just scribbled on my personal notebook, daydreaming. I gaped out the window, gazing at the sky, not even daring to listen to a single word the teacher says.

But there was one thing that distracted my mind even more—Takamura-sama. The image of him surfaced my mind and I daydreamed about him all day long. I knew I missed the lesson but who cares? All I'm interested is in him... hey wait... what in the world am I saying?!

My mind was only filled by him. I must be losing my mind. I should loosen up a bit. If my mind will only focus on him, then I will be distracted with my academics. And getting distracted may lead to mistakes and errors involving my studies. I wouldn't want to be known as the lunatic again. I'm sick and tired of playing that role. And now is the time to play a different role.

Why? Why of all times must I be distracted by a boy? Why of all times must my heart bloom? I don't want my heart to bloom—yet. I want my actions and thoughts to become more mature and proper. I hate to be a klutz once more. Should I have to say it a thousand times? I have already said it more than a zillion times!

"Oh shut up." I said to my heart as I held my chest, feeling the throbbing of my heart.

Ring!!

Finally! The lecture is over. That's the good news. The bad news is... I won't be able to daydream about him again.

I slapped myself gently. Huh?! What was I thinking? Am I really going berserk? I have a feeling this is a sign that I'll be visiting a therapist in the future...

I headed out the classroom to have some lunch. I meandered along the spacious hallway and then to the staircase leading down to the cafeteria. I picked up a tray and got some food. I sat down on a random table and started munching down my meal. As usual, I was satisfied after the meal and I returned to my classroom to prepare for another boring lecture.

As I sat down on my seat, I gazed at the blue sky once again.

"Why?" I asked myself, scowling.

I noticed a bunch of girls talking again. I knew they were gossiping about me, there's no doubt. Those girls just don't realize the real soul within me. Yeah, that's it. That's precisely correct. They don't see through me. Darn it. Why did Kami-Sama even create creatures like them? They only make my life miserable. But a destiny is a destiny. A fate is a fate. No one can change that fact, even Kami-Sama.

I don't care anymore. Even one bit. This is what destiny intended me for—a miserable life, full of sorrow and suffering. If only I didn't exist in this world, then I would be happier. But then... I would prefer someone else...

I slapped myself again but even harder this time. I really knew I was going to visit a therapist sooner or later.

Ring!!

Sigh... it's already time. Perfect timing, this is just great! Just about when I'm in the middle of meditation and deep thinking. Oh well, as they say there's yin and yang in every thing or creature that walks on this planet unless it ceases to exist... or so they say. I just heard it from my great grandfather, who died years ago just when I was a toddler. Wow, I didn't know I could actually remember that. I mean, I was so small that time.

Anyway, the bell is ringing and we're all going to die. Run for cover people! Teacher approaching classroom! Run for your lives! Save yourselves... unless you love those boring lectures and geeky teachers. Puh-leez. Give me a break. A person could die from boredom.

I saw him enter the classroom again. It was like the exact moment when I fell for him...

Oh great. Not am I only daydreaming about him, I'm admitting that I fell for him! I hate myself! Why did I even exist? Am I just an instrument to show people how life can be very miserable? Oh Kami-Sama, I'm not a tool, I'm a living, breathing creature! Hello?! Are you even listening to me? Oh please, Kami-Sama, please, for my own sake, please heed my words! One-gai!

I realized that the teacher has already entered. And he's looking at me. Yup. Real hard.

He just growled and glared at me. I nervously looked at him and I sweated with fright. His eyes narrowed even more every time I stopped breathing. His face was extremely daunting, maybe being the most intimidating face he could make. And to add the fact that he is a very strict teacher. He is new around here but I know he'll be kicked out sooner or later—or at least until the director finds out.

I noticed that he stopped glaring at me. Then he put up a single finger. I understood what it meant and gave away an even more terrified face. It meant I only had one chance left. If he catches me daydreaming again, I'm dead meat.

Finally, the lecture had begun. I breathed in deeply down to my diaphragm. I knew it was going to be another boring lecture and another boring day at school. I hastily started meditating again on my thoughts.

"Will this day get any worse?"


Yumei: This is a dumb fic, I know. No need to tell me. And if you're wondering who Yuki-Onna is, she's my very own character and is not a part of Clamp School.

Ella: ZzZzZzZzZz...

Yumei: Daydreaming again, eh? Well...

Ella: ZzZzZzZzZz...

Yumei: ELLA!!

Ella: Huh? What? Can't you see I'm busy?

Yumei: Just do the goodbyes and stuff.

Ella: smiles with the cutest smile she can come up with Ja Ne! winks