The Bucket.
Legal stuff I don't own Link and Zelda and I hope I never will. This is my first fic: so don't laugh.
Link was eating some Cheerios when the doorbell rang.
Link: Dammit! Those girl scouts are back! I'll teach them a lesson.
He raced to the door and grabbed his shotgun from the wall,
Link: Get off my dry, desolate lawn!
He started shooting at everything that moved.
Zelda: Stop you moron! I'm not a girl scout!
Zelda took out her sword and threw it at Link.ï®ï Link was still shooting.
Link: Take that! And That! And- freak
Shhhhiinnkkk! The sword pinned Link's flimsy jacket to the wall. Just then a bucket came flying out of nowhere.
Thunk! It landed on Link's head.
Link: Auuugggh! Why is it so dark! Get me out of here you lazy princess!
Link tore his jacket to get loose. He pulled off the bucket.
Zelda: Maybe it's a magic bucket.
Link: Yeah! I'm going to make a wish! I wish for a hippopotamus!
Zelda tuned into a hippo.
Zelda: You idiot! You tuned me into a hippo! I'll kill you!
Link: Never!
Link loaded his shotgun. Zelda was lumbering toward him.
Zelda: If you shoot me, my pet gerbil will avenge me!
Link shot Zelda. This is the time when the reader can form pictures in their head.
Link: Ha ha! She's dead! Now I can live in peace. Hey! Wouldn't it be funny if I accidentally wished Zelda were alive again. But I'll never say I wish Zelda were alive again! Oh no.