Authoress: FINE I WONT DO OUTTAKES!!

Zoe: What the he-

Jareth: She's pissed

Authoress: I did outtakes on LOTR and Fanfiction.net didn't like it

Zoe: They kicked you off?

Authoress: For about a week. BUT I'M BACK!!

Jareth: Oh joy (sarcasm)

Authoress: (glare)

Zoe: Well that little soap opera is over.

Disclaimer: Don't own squat! YOU HAPPY FF.net?!

Jareth: You might have to say that louder. I don't think they heard you in SCOTTLAND!

Zoe: What's with all the screaming?

Authoress: JUST START THE FIC!!

Chapter 5

Having Fun Yet?

The first day started and ended rather strangely. Jareth had introduced himself to all the students and told them a little about all they would be learning this year. Only one thing really stuck in their minds, though. They would be learning about Fae and their ability to use magic without a wand at all.

Linzel had left after the first class was over. Alexandria stayed behind to help her father get some things in order. The water maiden walked down the silent corridors with grace, poise, and…… boredom. She sighed.

"I have to wait for my class. This is so not right. Saturday? Who ever head of a class that took place on Saturday?" she said out-loud to no one, but someone answered.

"I have," a male voice answered. Linzel swung around to see two men. One with dirty blonde hair, they other, a ghost! She frowned slightly.

"Oh, who asked you?" she huffed and began walking again.

"Well, technically, you did," the ghost replied. In life he would've had jet black hair and dark brown eyes, but as a ghost the colors seemed faded or paler. He wore a shabby coat and he looked tired somehow.

"That…I… um… oh you're are as bad as Jareth!" she growled and turned to face the two with a glare.

"Jareth?" the blonde asked. He wore a red outfit, not robes. His blue seemed to reflect curiosity. (AN: I have no idea if I'm getting the eye/hair colors right, but throw me a bone here.)

"He's the new DADA teacher," the ghost provided. The blonde shook his head. Linzel rolled her eyes, turned, and began to walk away again.

"But I know that name," the blonde said. Linzel stopped dead (AN: Excuse the pun) in her tracks.

"What?" Linzel asked, but did not turn around.

"Yeah, my older brother (AN: I OWN HIM, if he ever shows up…) use to tell me stories about Jareth, the….oh…. What was it?" he thought for a moment. The ghost looked thoroughly bored and began to float in circles. Linzel did turn around and prayed he didn't remember. "I remember! It was Jareth the Goblin King!" he said.

"Why did you have to go and do a stupid thing like that?!" Jareth appeared out of no where. Glitter flew around him. (AN: The technical term for this is POOFING!)

The ghost floating circles stopped and was no longer bored. He looked at the man that had just apparated (AN: Sp?) on Hogwarts school grounds. The blonde's eyes were slightly larger than usual. Linzel felt like hit her head on a wall, very hard.

"Which one of you did it?" Jareth asked impatiently. Lucky for him he didn't have a class the period. (AN: Can you call it that at Hogwarts? Ok I'll stop interrupting!)

"Why?" Linzel asked. "You gonna turn them into goblins?" she asked, slightly amused. This might turn out to be an eventful day after all.

"No," Jareth sighed in frustration. "Linzel, you wouldn't do it, you're not that idiotic!" he presumed.

"HEY!" Linzel cried.

"And I don't respond to the non-living," Jareth said and eyed the ghost that was staring. The blonde Fae turned to the other man in the hallway. "So you must have," Jareth paused. "You look familiar, have you been wished away before?"

"Um, I don't know. My brother told me stories about Jareth the Go-," Jareth stopped the man before he could continue.

"Please don't do that, it tends to backfire sometimes, in foreign places," he said. The man nodded.

"About you. I thought it was just his imagination."

"You know, for people who do magic and have their own society in a supposed unrealistic place, you don't have a very open mind," Linzel pointed out as she leaned against a stone wall. Alexandria then appeared around the corner.

"Hey I heard someone call!" she said.

"Man, you're kinda late with the obvious news," Linzel commented. "What we don't know is who are you people. You're not teachers, you would have been at the table and you're dead," she said bluntly.

"I'm R.J. Lupin," the blonde said and held out his hand to Linzel. She shrugged and shook his hand. (AN: HELP! What's Lupin's first name?!).Everyone turned to the ghost that was about to fall asleep in mid-air.

"Sirius Black," he answered. Alexandria gasped and ran up to him (almost running through him).

"OH MY GOD REALLY?!" she asked.

"In the flesh, well, um you get the point," he sighed. Jareth and Linzel were unfazed by the name. Of course they had heard the name, but when you're the Goblin King or the Lady of the Water you really don't need to care about fame.

"Harry has told me so much about you!" Alexandria said. Sirius became grim.

"How is he?" he asked sadly.

"He misses you, but he talks so highly of you. I swear they way he talks about you is almost like you would come to life just from his words!" she said excitedly. "Why don't you go and see him?"

"I can't," the melancholy ghost confessed. "I cant go to him like this, he expected me to be there for him," he said.

"Sirius, he didn't expect you to do anything. He wanted you to be his father, he loved you like one," Alexandria said and looked down at her watch, "Sorry gotta go, lunchtime and I promised some Slytherins that I would sit with them at lunch! Bye dad! Linzel! It was nice meeting you two, Lupin, Sirius!" she waved as she ran down the hallway and out of sight.

"Your daughter's got a way with words, Jareth, you gotta admit," Linzel said. Jareth smirked proudly.

"So, are you going to see Harry?" Lupin asked the floating man next to him. The ghost grumbled in return and went back to his thoughts. Jareth looked down at his watch (AN: Does he even have one? I wonder if it has thirteen numbers. hehehe (hit with popcorn and candy from readers) ALRIGHT! I'll stop!).

"I have to get back to class, I'll talk to you later Linzel," Jareth said and left the same way he showed up.

"HOW THE HELL CAN HE DO THAT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS?!" Lupin burst. Linzel laughed.

"Lupin, wizards and witches aren't allowed to apparate on school grounds. Am I correct?" both men nodded, "And witches and wizards can't half animus, can they?" she asked. They were not seeing where this was going.

"Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?" Sirius cut in. Linzel smiled and let her sky blue wings appear. The two men gaped.

"Who said we were witches or wizards?" Linzel smiled satisfied. She made her wings disappear again and walked off, leaving the two gaping people, werewolf and ghost, behind.

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Authoress: Wow, am I glad that's over.

Zoe: DITTO!

Jareth: SAME HERE!

Authoress: Lazy Muse and Poof the Magic Drag Queen, over here.

Jareth: (eye twitch) What did you just say?

Zoe: This cannot end well…

Authoress: AHHHH (running away from furious Goblin King with crystals)

Zoe: (Watching with popcorn in hand) Anyway, she meant it, if you can give us Lupin's first name and a page you found it we'll give you a virtual candy bar and a sneak peek on the next chapter!

Authoress: (Stops in tracks) Hold on! Who promised that?!

Jareth: Uh oh! (runs into Authoress)

Zoe: COUPLES UPDATE!

Neville/ Alexandria- 1

Draco/ Alexandria- 1

Harry/ Alexandria- 0

The Infinity trio ( A, Z, and Jareth): (snicker-snicker)

Harry: SOD OFF!

Authoress: Poor Harry….Here (hands him scissors) Go ruin the sets of Lord of the Rings.

Harry: (lights up) YAY (runs away)

Zoe: NEXT COUPLE!

Linzel/ Lupin- 2

Linzel/ Sirius- 1 ½

Linzel/ Snape- 0

Zoe: No one likes Snape, do they?

Authoress: Nope

Jareth: REVIEW OR I'LL TIP INTO THE BOG!!

Z & A: SHUT UP POOFBOY!