Authoress: Ok I read the latest reviews…
Zoe & Jareth: (rolling on floor laughing)
Authoress: Snapeykins? A reviewer called Snape, Snapeykins?
Zoe: (trying to catch breath) Oh man, that's great!
Jareth: It's almost as funny as the part of the Sailor Moon/HP crossover we read.
Authoress: Yeah, the author said that Voldemort was sitting in his recliner and thinking.
Zoe: I'm sorry but we have a slight problem picturing Voldy sitting in a RC Willey Recliner Plus….
Authoress: With deluxe cup holders…
The Infinity Trio: (burst out laughing)
Authoress: Anyway, thanks for the reviews though! We really do appreciate it!
Zoe: We now accept Anonymous, Visa, and American Express reviews.
Jareth: Right….
Disclaimer: Still don't own anything (Looks at watch) Still don't.
Authoress: In the words of the great and famous Monty Python!
The Infinity Trio: GET ON WITH IT!
Chapter 6
Meetings, Yelling, and Jinxed Candy Selling?
(Sounds like Fred and George are up to No Good)
Alexandria sat down at the Slytherin table with a smile. She sat across from Draco. Draco smiled (AN: WHAT THE -BEEP-?). Harry saw this but turned back around to his friends.
"I still don't see why a girl like that was put into Slytherin," Harry muttered. Hermione smiled knowingly. Ron only rolled his eyes and went back to eating (like that's new).
"I agree with Harry," Neville spoke up from next to Harry, "She seems so much nicer than everyone else in Slytherin," he said. Harry nodded. These two had a lot to learn about the Princess of Goblins.
"So, you going to join us in Potions?" Draco asked Alexandria as she bit into a roll hungrily. She swallowed and thought for a minute. She shrugged.
"Sure, I heard that Snape was a strict but good teacher," Alexandria commented. Some Slytherins around her stared at her for a minute. "WHAT?!" she almost yelled.
"Where did you hear that? I don't know of any student that likes Snape," a girl next to her whispered.
"The paintings," Alexandria answered. Some of the students giggled. "Alright if that's the way I'm going to be treated why am I staying here?" she frowned and got up. She left the Great Hall in a huff. She was stopped when someone called her name. She turned to see Draco calling after her. "What is it?" she asked impatiently.
"Don't listen to what those losers say," he said with a sneer back at the hall. "I didn't know you talked to the paintings. Usually the students don't talk back to them," he changed the subject, partly because he didn't know where the conversation was going.
"Yeah well you tend to talk to stuff when you come from the L-," she caught herself. "Um, from where I come from," she completed her sentence. "So what do you think of Proffesor Snape," Alexandria asked.
"Jerk," Linzel said as she approached the two surprised students.
"And why do you say that Professor Trannen" Alexandria asked slyly.
"I caught two redheaded boys making some sort of candy and they offered me a piece. I accepted and ate it. Of course it was jinxed and my hair turned bright blue," she said. "I changed it back easily and let the boys off with a warning. I can remember a spoiled brat playing tricks too," Linzel said and thought of how she and Jareth had played tricks on their parents, easily. "The professor saw the whole thing and gave the two a whole week of detention. That man has no fun!" she pouted, which looked weird on a teacher.
"You'll live," Alexandria said and smiled to her friend. Linzel then noticed Draco. "Oh hello again! How are you?" she asked friendly.
"Fine thanks," he answered coolly.
"Are you two coming to my class on Saturday?" she asked. 'Better say yes runt!' she thought. Alexandria giggled and nodded.
"Why not, I really don't have anything else to do on Saturday," Draco answered.
"Thank you for being so enthusiastic about it," Linzel retorted and continued down the hallway.
"She is as bad as me sometimes," Alexandria said as she shook her head. Draco looked to the redhead next to him, questionably. "Don't ask," she said. The two then walked off to Potions.
$& Potions $&
(oh joy)
"Welcome to another year of Potions," Snape said not too enthusiastically. "As always we will not be using our wands in this class," he instructed and ignored the sighs of some students. He then noticed the girl sitting next to Draco. "Do we have another Weasley in the class?" he asked. This ticked off the only Weasley in the class.
"No, Professor, I'm Alexandria Spiritello. The new DADA teacher's daughter," she answered with a cool demeanor. She hit a soft spot at mentioning the position that Snape didn't (and probably never) have.
"Well then you must know a little more about magic than some of the students here know about," he assumed. "Can you tell me the difference between the white unicorns and the black?" he asked, thinking she would be speechless.
"You mean besides the color?" she asked smartly. He glared. "The black unicorns are more rare and have a gold colored horn, while the white one have a silver colored horn. The white come near only virgins, the black do not associate with humans at all," she answered his question perfectly.
"Then you know that their horns-" Snape began.
"The white unicorn's horn is perfect for healing potions and the black unicorn's is used in the most deadly of poisons," she said. She smirked at his empty expression. The students in the class either, were very surprised or tried to suppress their laughter.
"Very good, Miss Spiritello, this class might learn something from you this year. Ten points to Slytherin," he said. Some Gryffindors glared at the new Slytherin. She looked away form their glaring faces. Hermione elbowed Ron when he threw a glare at Alexandria.
With that the class got to their lesson, Unicorn Potions.
## Meanwhile ##
"Oh, it's you," Linzel said as she looked up at the person she bumped into. Remus frowned.
"Sorry to disturb you by simply walking down the hallway," he said and started walking again. Linzel stopped him.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Lupin. I'm just in a bad mood. Sorry that I took it out on you. It's just that Professor-"
"Snape?" he asked. She laughed and nodded. She retold her story to the old DADA teacher as the walked towards the courtyard of the school (AN: Can you call it that?).
"Yeah he's always been kind of stingy," he said with a sour expression.
"Let me guess," someone interrupted and the two looked to see Sirius. "You two are talking about Snape," the ghost said. The two nodded.
"You two knew him?" Linzel asked.
"We used to go to Hogwarts with him," Lupin said as he recalled the memories.
"We, of course, were the troublemakers of the school," Sirius said. The rest of the afternoon the three conversed about times they had caused mischief in their homes and at school. They seemed to have quite a lot in common.
Dinner
"So how was your second day?" Linzel asked Jareth as he sat down. He saw his daughter sit down with the white/ blonde haired boy from the train station.
"It was fine, considering all the students questioning me about my experience. It seems this so called job is jinxed," he said and began eating. Linzel laughed quietly. "They some how convinced me to restart the dueling club and direct it," he conversed. Linzel smiled.
"Can I join?" she asked excitedly. "Then get Snape to join so I can kick his a-"
"Pass the rolls please," Jareth interrupted before she made a fool of herself. Lucky for her Snape sat at the other end of the table. "Join, I can't stop you," She clapped happily. "But you're not using Snape as a punching bag," he told her. She slumped in her seat.
"No one stops you from using the goblins as one," she muttered.
"Actually, Ginny told me to stop that after the first month we were married," he said. Linzel rolled her eyes and looked to Alexandria.
"They grow older so fast," she sighed.
"I was on my own at eighteen, and you at seventeen. Why does this scene surprise you?" Jareth asked. Linzel play punched him.
"And yet you are still spoiled," she said and got up as she finished her meal. Jareth smirked as she walked away. The second day did got a lot better.
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Authoress: Don't worry I won't go through every single day of the year.
Jareth and Zoe: PHEW!
Authoress: Shut it. Anyway, Faith Maguire and GrumpyGills, you guys were right. I actually just forgot. Sorry but I really can't give you a sneak peek off anything… (glares at Zoe)
Zoe: WHAT?!
Authoress: Tosses the two reviewers candy bars! But If you two review again I'll let you have two votes for anyone you want. That means if you want to vote for Lupin then I'll put two points for him! That goes for both couples.
Jareth: Make a harder question! I could've given you the answer!
Authoress: FINE! Here's a hard one. When the Firebolt was still a 'prototype' the proprietor boasted that it that the Irish International Side's had ordered a certain number of them. What was the number?
Zoe: Hehehehe….
Jareth: Couples!
Linzel/ Snape- 2
Linzel/ Lupin- 2
Linzel/ Sirius- 1 ½
Authoress: Wow, Serverus caught up fast…
Zoe: Surprising. And don't worry Linzel hates him at first, they'll learn to like each other.
Jareth: Yeah, yeah. Next!
Alexandria/ Harry- 0
Alexandria/ Draco- 3
Alexandria/ Neville- 1
Zoe: Does anybody like the Boy-who-Lived?
Audience: (silence)
Authoress: Guess not, sorry Potter
Harry: (Grumble)
Jareth: REVIEW!!!
Authoress: PLEASE!