Authoress: I really am not in the mood for comedy right now. Partly because two reviewers decided it was really fun to insult not only me, but also my work. I'm sorry but right now I'm just writing. By- the-way good job on the answer to the question last chapter you two. You two are die-hard HP fans, I can tell! You two are cheering me up!

Disclaimer: I own a bed, TV, and a computer. Oh and a couple of characters, but not the ones from Laby or HP…..

Chapter 7

A Day in the Life of Fae

"Good morning class. I'll make the first day brief so you all can go somewhere else as fast as you can," Linzel said to her quite large class. The largeness of it surprised her. She counted quickly. "Wow, 46, that quite a good turnout," she mumbled.

The class took place in a large lecture-type class room. In front was almost a stage but was no higher than the ground. Burgundy-colored drapes hung over the windows, giving the room a slightly darker look. Linzel pulled out her wand.

"This class was designed to teach each one of you a special way of using you wand and/or magic to produce art," she explained. "Such as, painting, drawing, or dance," she set her wand down on her desk. "It takes a lot of time to master the magic of movement," she said. She raised her hands and they glowed. She slowly turn while her hands were in the air, with a graceful twirl.

The glowing of her hands turned to a blue color. Light came off her hands and seemed to follow her movement (Think of ribbons when dancing). Again she twirled and waved her hands in slowly. The magic swirled around her in shades of blue. It formed confusing patterns and curves.

"That, is what it means to dance with magic. Unless you want to be literal," Linzel waved her hands quickly and the magic formed a figure. It was a man but you couldn't tell he had any complexion or real shape. Linzel put one of her hands on the shoulder of the figure and the other in 'his' hand. They danced for a moment. Doing various ballroom steps. The students were mesmerized.

The figure dipped her and then….. SLAM! The door to the room opened suddenly. Linzel lost her concentration and dropped to the floor. The magical figure disappearing. Jareth stepped into the room. The students were giggling. He then saw Linzel on the floor.

"I have got to fix that door," she muttered and hoisted herself up. Jareth smirked and made his way to the back of the class. Linzel brushed herself off. "Now, the headmaster told me that I would have to tell you a whole bunch of history on magic in art," the students all groaned. "But I've never been one for following the rules. If you are all good than we won't make this a history class," and there was much rejoicing! %&%&%&%

The students raced out of the classroom in a hurry. Some went to go tell their friends about the new class, some to just have fun.

"Just think," Jareth began as he walked towards Linzel as she cleaned up her desk. "A whole year of teaching under-aged wizards," Linzel gave him a look that said 'Stop while your ahead'.

"I was thinking and I believe it's going to be very interesting," she said with a satisfied smile. "Weren't you on your way to talk to Snape about the dueling club?"

"I was?" Jareth asked, teasing her.

"Jareth! You said you would make him join and then I could show him what kind of magic people from the Underground have!" she whined.

"Whining doesn't suit you, Linzel," he said with a frown. "But I will talk to Professor Snape about joining the Dueling club. God knows he wants to take a few hits at me for getting the job he'll never have," Jareth said and headed for the door.

"WAIT JARETH!" she called him back, "When do we get to tell the students where we're from?" she asked.

"Before you duel Snape. As a simple warning to the unfortunate bloke," he said evilly.

"We are beginning to sound like we did when we were teenagers," Linzel commented. Jareth sighed.

"Those were the days," he said. There was a long silence.

"Thank god that's over," they both said and went their separate ways.

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Snape was writing grades down on scrolls, from students that were cursed to do Summer homework, when Jareth entered. Snape looked up to who it was and scowled.

"What do you want?" he asked, a little peeved.

"Oh I wanted to ask if you would join the dueling club," Jareth said simply. Snape put down his quill and looked Jareth in the eye.

"And why would I do a thing like that?" the potions teachers asked.

"Well, Professor Linzel seemed happy enough to join. We had also heard that you were an excellent duelist. So naturally, she was curious as to how well you are," Jareth said, hiding a smirk at Snape curious face.

"Fine, I'll join. Please tell Professor Linzel that I would gladly duel her," Snape said with pride in his voice.

'This is too easy,' Jareth thought. "I'll be sure to do that, thank you Professor," Jareth then took his leave. He wore a smirk the rest of the day. He was a master of conniving.

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Alexandria walked about the corridors, heading towards the library. Draco saw her and followed her. When she got to the library he called her name.

"Alexandria! Hey why are you going to the library on a Saturday?" Draco asked as he caught up.

"Why not? And please call my Alex, Alexandria gets old," she said. "Actually I'm looking up something for my father," she told him as they entered the quiet room filled with books.

"What are you looking up?" he asked, very curious.

"Why so nosey all of a sudden?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I-I, well I just, um," he stuttered. Alex laughed and smiled reassuringly.

"Save your breath Draco, I'm just kidding," she said and walked to a sections of the library. Draco looked around and saw that they were in the fairytale/ myths section.

"We are learning about Fae this year right?" Draco asked as he looked around. Alex nodded and pulled out a large book. On the cover were drawings of faeries, goblins, and Pegasus. "A fairy tale book?"

"Fae are supposed to mythical, are they not?" she asked him. He shrugged and followed her to a nearby table. She laid out the book and opened the cover. On the inside was the title Mythical Beings From the Underground. Alexandria smiled and flipped to the table of contents. She dragged her finger done the list looking for things. "Fae! There they are!" she turned the pages until she got to the chapter.

"It says here that, 'Fae were the first people in the Underground or other world beyond the mortal realm. The Fae are the rulers of the land there and have lived there many millennia. Fae are said to be immortal and can only be killed by iron.'" Alex quoted.

"I wonder what it's like to be immortal," Draco pondered as he sat back in his chair. 'Utterly boring after a millennia or two,' Alex thought to herself, remembering what her father had told her.

"Well, I'm going to take this book to dad. What to come?" she asked and stood up with the book. Draco nodded and followed the red head.

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Authoress: The end of Chapter 7. Thanks for those of you who reviewed the nice way!

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Authoress: And for you flamers…

Cassandra Anthemyst - Just because I didn't do a JS fic does not give you the right to flame me! I actually liked one of the stories you did, but now I'm not so sure…

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Couples:

Alex/ Draco- 6

Alex/ Neville- 1

Alex/ Harry- 0

Linzel/Snape- 6

Linzel/Lupin- 2

Linzel/Sirius- 1 ½

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