I now bring you: Did you get your tickets?
Watch and wonder as Shippo kicks complete and total ass.
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One fine spring day Inuyasha and company were walking through the woods seeking, as always, the shards of the Shikon no Tama. As usual Miroku's hand was wandering where it shouldn't have been wandering and Sango was slapping who she was always slapping.
It was a normal day.
Complete with the normal attack from Naraku.
He jumped out of nowhere wearing his new and standard armor.
As customary Saimyousho were buzzing about and of course Miroku looked vexed as he re-sealed his kazaana and gripped his shakujou tighter.
Sango was poised and ready with her Hiraikotsu and Inuyasha was ready with the tetsusaiga.
As usual.
"Kaze no Ki-hrack!" And, as accustomed, Inuyasha's body was tossed aside like so much trash. It was no surprise that Kagome ran to his side.
"Inuyasha!"
"I'm fine!" Was the accustomed answer, but as always, blood streamed to the ground anyway.
"Hiraikotsu!" Sango's giant weapon flew towards Naraku who merely chuckled and deflected it with a wave of his pale hand.
"Why do you keep trying?" He laughed again as Miroku shoved Sango out of the way of her returning weapon and was hit with it instead. With a shout his robed body went flying and Sango followed soon after a well placed blow from the evil man before them.
"How did he get so strong…?" Inuyasha choked out, blood dripping from his mouth. And as expected Naraku held out the tainted, almost complete Shikon no Tama. Kagome held up her bow with her last arrow and aimed carefully. Too carefully of course because the time she fired, Naraku had dodged and smacked the reincarnated miko aside.
"Kagome!" As expected the hanyou rushed to her side.
"I'm…alright…Inuyasha…" her head characteristically listed as he shook her.
Naraku laughed and a cloud of shouki flooded the area, knocking everyone out.
Everyone but Shippo. Throughout all, the tiny kitsune had merely cowered and hidden in the bushes. But now, his surrogate family laid out in ruin before him, sparked deeper contempt then he had ever felt.
He jumped from his hiding place and pointed an accusing finger.
"Did you get your tickets?" He shouted up to the stronger hanyou before him.
"Tickets for what?" Naraku laughed.
"The gun show!" Shouted Shippo, flexing his tiny arms and grinning his little-fanged grin.
All at once he grew a thousand times bigger-rivaling Sesshomaru's demon form by at least four times. Where the small and cute Shippo had been, now stood a gigantic silver fox with about six-hundred tails.
He reached his enormous head down, looking Naraku directly in the eye. Shippo grinned a foxy grin and opened his cavernous mouth and, before Naraku could blink, closed them over the ultimate evil.
A loud crunch resonated through the trees as giant-monster Shippo coughed up a chunk of armor and reverted back to his natural, tiny form.
It was right about then the others gained consciousness.
"Where's Naraku?" Inuyasha asked weakly, holding Kagome up.
"Yes, why didn't he finish us off?" Sango helped Miroku sit up and even ignored his wandering hands.
"I beat him." Shippo responded saucily with a giant grin. "You were all getting beat so bad that I thought I'd help out." he held up the spiky armor plate.
"How the hell did you manage that?" Everyone shouted in unison. To this he smiled and responded:
"I'm jacked out of my mind."