1 Disclaimer: If you haven't guessed, I don't like Justice League, so why would I own it?

Author's Note: Wow, I didn't think anyone would read this, because I didn't even like it. How come you don't read the $#! I do like?! Anyway, from the reviews I've gotten, all I can say is simply this: y'all gonna be pissed in the end. Heh heh heh, well I will now proceed with the story. Enjoy....while you can.

Chapter 2: The Mystery

To my darling Batman,

First let me say that you know who I really am, which doesn't come as a shock. But I also know the true identity of the famous Gotham Vigilante. I don't intend on ratting you out. But I must make a confession: I am desperately in love with you. I thought I could keep a platonic relationship with you, but my desires were just too strong. Please understand that I need you. I can't tell you who I am, in case this letter is intercepted. You will hear from me soon.

I'm waiting to be yours.

Bruce sat there in his study, confused and amazed. He hadn't the slightest idea who could have sent the letter. To his knowledge, no one knew Batman's identity, except for those who helped Batman fight crime in Gotham. He lay back in his chair, and closed his eyes, trying to figure out who the mystery woman was. His thoughts wondered to his old flames.

"Who do I know that leads a double life?" he thought to himself. Instantly, his mind wandered to his first serious relationship. Selena Kyle. Also know as Catwoman. Back when he was a solo act, Batman was ruthless and unmerciful toward his victims. But Selena.....She was the only woman who he couldn't send to jail. It wasn't because he wasn't capable. It was just that he actually loved her. He knew she toyed with his emotions, and for that he hated her. But the sad thing was he couldn't get enough. He was lovesick over her, and she knew it. Then one day, Selena disappeared with out a word, just a letter left in the cherry tree at the center of Gotham park. A sad apology and a quiet goodbye. It hurt Bruce just to remember.

Then he thought of his more recent love affairs. Diana Prince, also known as Wonder Woman, had been magnetically attracted to Bruce when they danced at that prestigious Gotham banquet. They could have had something more....if their dance wasn't interrupted by a sudden assassination attempt. Bruce remembered it clearly. Diana, in her beautiful black dress had suddenly entered the fray, flying. That's how he learned her true identity. But could she also have learned his?

Bruce rolled over onto his stomach, slightly frustrated that he couldn't figure it out. He knew for a fact that it wasn't Hawkgirl. She was too proud to even glance in his direction, in addition to the fact that she had the hots for GL. Not to mention that neither Bruce nor Batman liked that cocky bitch. Bruce was beginning to wish it was her, just so he could turn her down. Ah, Bruce! She would say. I can't live without you! Then they would move in close to share a kiss in the moonlight, and right before their lips met, he would breathe Fuck you, bitch, and turn to leave, tossing her some breath mints as the breeze blew gently. The pleasant daydream made Bruce feel a little better.

Suddenly, Batman's cell phone rang. "What do you want?" he said.

"Ah, Batman," said Superman on the other end. "It's good to hear your voice."

"Cut the small talk and tell me what you want."

"We need you to come to Fort Knox right away. We got an anonymous tip that a large scale burglary is about to take place. We could really use your assistance."

Burglaries, thought Bruce to himself. They're mocking me. It's not like he had anything else to do; Gotham was pretty quiet tonight. And it's not like he wanted to muse about his mystery lover alone in the dark either. Besides, he had pissed them off enough today. "I'll be there in half an hour," he said finally.

"Good," said Superman quietly. "I'll be patiently awaiting your arrival."

Bruce hung up the phone and headed to the Batcave. Clark, he mused in his mind, How come almost everything you do just pisses me off.

To Be Continued...

Well, I hope I gave some of the readers what they wanted. Hopefully, I didn't give too much away. But if you catch on this early, then I applaud you. That's all for now.

By the way, Psychotic 101, I'll kill you when we get to school...