Kenji's Adventures As A Preteen
A/N: Again, it's still in the 1800s but they have orthodontist. Deal. Mmkay? Bye the way, in this, the characters may be a bit OOC, and Kenji is 12. 12. Haha. That's fun to say. ::walks into the distance saying '12' and cracking up::
Chapter One: The Orthodontist
"MOM! I don't need braces! See? My teeth are fine!" Kenji said, opening his mouth to reveal teeth in the shape of the Grand Canyon.
"Kenji, you ARE going to the orthodontist. Or else." Kaoru said with a menacing smile.
"Or else what Otousan?" Kenji asked, innocently.
"Or else...KENSHIN!! GET YOUR SAKABATO READY! WE'RE HAVIN' BOY TONIGHT!" Kaoru replied, pushing Kenji into the carriage.
In the distance, Kenshin called out "Boy? Again?" With a pained smile.
Kenji banged at the carriage window, and almost succeeded at breaking the glass, when they arrived at the ortho. (I don't feel like typing the whole word. Deal.)
"Otousan, that was only a 2 minute carriage drive. We could have walked and stopped global warming." Kenji said matter-of-factly.
"Global warming, shmobal warming. If we walked you would have run away." Kaoru said. "And besides, carriages don't run on gas!" She grabbed him by the ear and yanked him into the office.
As the walked in, they heard a familiar (very unenthusiastic) voice. "Welcome to Dr. Takani's office. Sign your name in and take a seat. Blah."
Kaoru's eyes bulged out of her head. "SANOSUKE???"
"Shh...it's a summer job okay? Kitsune dragged me into it." He replied.
But Kaoru ignored him. She was already on the floor rolling around in laughter. "Hahaha Aku wearing Sanosuke a RECIPTIONEST? HAHAHAHA!"
Kenji didn't know who Sanosuke was. So he just sat in a chair and began to read "The Poky Little Puppy" (remember, he's 12 ::snicker::)
A few minutes later, Megumi came out, and said "Kenji Himura, it's your turn." Unfortunately for her, Kenji had brought glue with him, and glued himself to the chair while his mother was having a laughing fit. As Megumi tried to yank him out, he had an evil grin on his face. Finally, after many tries, Megumi heard a rip. Kenji was out of the chair. But some of his yukata was still in it...
End Chapter 1! :)
A/N: Again, it's still in the 1800s but they have orthodontist. Deal. Mmkay? Bye the way, in this, the characters may be a bit OOC, and Kenji is 12. 12. Haha. That's fun to say. ::walks into the distance saying '12' and cracking up::
Chapter One: The Orthodontist
"MOM! I don't need braces! See? My teeth are fine!" Kenji said, opening his mouth to reveal teeth in the shape of the Grand Canyon.
"Kenji, you ARE going to the orthodontist. Or else." Kaoru said with a menacing smile.
"Or else what Otousan?" Kenji asked, innocently.
"Or else...KENSHIN!! GET YOUR SAKABATO READY! WE'RE HAVIN' BOY TONIGHT!" Kaoru replied, pushing Kenji into the carriage.
In the distance, Kenshin called out "Boy? Again?" With a pained smile.
Kenji banged at the carriage window, and almost succeeded at breaking the glass, when they arrived at the ortho. (I don't feel like typing the whole word. Deal.)
"Otousan, that was only a 2 minute carriage drive. We could have walked and stopped global warming." Kenji said matter-of-factly.
"Global warming, shmobal warming. If we walked you would have run away." Kaoru said. "And besides, carriages don't run on gas!" She grabbed him by the ear and yanked him into the office.
As the walked in, they heard a familiar (very unenthusiastic) voice. "Welcome to Dr. Takani's office. Sign your name in and take a seat. Blah."
Kaoru's eyes bulged out of her head. "SANOSUKE???"
"Shh...it's a summer job okay? Kitsune dragged me into it." He replied.
But Kaoru ignored him. She was already on the floor rolling around in laughter. "Hahaha Aku wearing Sanosuke a RECIPTIONEST? HAHAHAHA!"
Kenji didn't know who Sanosuke was. So he just sat in a chair and began to read "The Poky Little Puppy" (remember, he's 12 ::snicker::)
A few minutes later, Megumi came out, and said "Kenji Himura, it's your turn." Unfortunately for her, Kenji had brought glue with him, and glued himself to the chair while his mother was having a laughing fit. As Megumi tried to yank him out, he had an evil grin on his face. Finally, after many tries, Megumi heard a rip. Kenji was out of the chair. But some of his yukata was still in it...
End Chapter 1! :)