Kenji' Preteen Adventures! Chapter 2
The Braces
A/N: Stupid 'Learn Japanese' computer program! I could have sworn they said Otousan was mother......Hmph! Ah well! I'm sorry it took me so long to update. My brain had serious gas. Really.
As Kenji walked into Megumi's lair...I mean office...a little girl looked at Kenji and said to her mother
"Mommy, why is that boy wearing pink underwear?"
Kenji blushed and ran to sit in the orthodontist chair where no one else could see his pink undies. Then, Megumi strapped him to the chair with iron chains.
"Okasan! (see?! I got it right this time! –proud-) Look how evil Doctor Takani is! She doesn't want to help me! She wants to KILL me!!!!!!!" Kenji exclaimed.
But Kaoru was sitting the waiting room, reading "How to Torture Your 12 Year Olds"
"WAHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Kenji cried. He would have screamed longer, but the keyboard won't let me type like that a lot, and Megumi stuck metal in his mouth.
"If feelsh wike I'm chooing on awuminum foiw!" Kenji complained, with his mouth full of aluminum foil.
Then, after 2 hours of screaming, more glue and some other things that can't be mentioned in a PG fanfic, Kenji had his braces!
"Now don't snap the rubber bands Kenji!" Megumi said, as Kenji ran out of the chair.
You could hear 'TWANG! "OW!" TWANG! "OW!"' from miles away, as Kenji snapped the rubber bands.
Once they got home, Kenji began crying.
"Okasan! It hurts!!!! I think my mouth has been murdered! Megumi is PURE EVIL I tell you! Not an OUNCE of good in her!" Kenji exclaimed.
"Kenji-Chan, the only reason your mouth hurts is because you've been snapping those rubber bands." Kaoru said. "Now go to sleep and they'll feel better in the morning...."
But little did she know......!
END CHAPTER 2! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW REVIEW! I COMMANDETH YOU!