Kenji's Adventures As A Pre-Teen

Chapter 3

The Wild Sea-monkeys And More Braces

A/N: You don't know how special you make me feel by reviewing nyo! Thank you so much, everyone that has been reviewing!

I'll try to put a bit more Kenshin in this chapter, mmkay nyo?

Finally, I'm aiming for 11 reviews this time nyo!

HAJIME (Start/Beginning)

When Kenji awoke the next day, something felt strange in his mouth. More strange than the braces. He went to look in the mirror, an realized that

HIS BRACES WERE OFF!!!

He jumped up and down, danced, and went to hug his Teddy Bear. Then, he paused.

"18 months went by awfully quick..." he said aloud. Then, he shrugged, and went to tell all his stuffed animals the good news.

"So, Mrs. Pink Giraffe, guess what???? I woke up and I like had no braces! Isn't that like so totally awesome?!!" Kenji exclaimed to his stuffed Koala Bear.

"......." Replied Mrs. Pink Giraffe.

"Maybe I should have named you Aoshi." Kenji said, and then moved on to tell his parents.

"Okaasan! Otousan! Guess what?! My braces are off!!!!" Kenji yelled out. Kaoru was asleep, and Kenshin was cooking. "Okaasan?" Kenji said, and shook Kaoru's shoulders.

Kaoru opened her eyes, hissed at Kenji, and went back to sleep. Kenji shrugged again, and ran to tell Kenshin.

"Otousan!!! My braces are off!" Kenji exclaimed. Again.

"Let me see your lack of braces!" Kenshin said.

Kenji opened his mouth wide. The room filled with halitosis. Kaoru was to never open her eyes again...until she smelled breakfast. They were having donuts! Okay, sorry, got off topic there...

"Kenji, brush your teeth, and we're going right back to Megumi Dono de gozaru!" Kenshin dragged Kenji into the carriage, while Kenji kicked and screamed, and yelled something about getting even once he was old enough to buy a chain saw. O.o WATCH OUT KENSHIN!!!!!

Once they got to Megumi's office, Sanosuke greeted Kenshin.

"Yo yo yo! Homie K! How's life been on ya dawg?" Sanosuke said slapping Kenshin's back. "Oh and don't tell Kitsune, but I fixed the water faucets to only give out saké!"

"Oro..." Kenshin said. "Kenji, why didn't you tell sessha Sano was a receptionist?" Kenshin whispered, once he and Kenji were seated.

"I chose to erase him from my mind." Kenji replied.

Then, Megumi called. "KENJI HIMURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DOOO!!!!"

Kenji hid under his chair and whimpered. He forgot to bring his glue this time, so he would have to think of something else, and quick.

"SANO PUT SAKÉ IN THE WATER PIPES!" He cried, and then ran out the door, feeling accomplished.

He ran miles and miles, looking for shelter. Finally, he found a nice big tree that didn't look like it was out to get him. He was wrong of course. The tree began back-sassing him.

"Hey! This is MY territory! Get off lady!"

Kenji ran to another tree, and caught his breath. Just as he was feeling calm, a group of kids jumped up from behind the tree.

"Join us...join us!!!!" they said, ominously. "We are the Wild Seamonkeys, and we need a pretty lady to sing for our band!"

"I'm a MAN!" Kenji grumbled.

"Well, you're still pretty" said one that looked like Sanosuke. "Join us?"

"What's in it for me?" Kenji asked, suspiciously.

"Ummm.... you'll have boys delivering long stemmed roses and chocolates to your room." Said one that looked a bit too much like Aoshi.

"Room?" Kenji asked.

"Yah! Your trailer!" Said one that looked like Saitou, as his eyebrows moved up and down, making a 'doink doink' sound.

"Wow! A trailer! Are you sure I can join?!" Kenji said with wide eyes.

"Well, we're all the sons of deadly killers, and you look like one too!" The once that looked like Sano said.

"Really?!" Kenji said.

"Nah, you're just pretty." Said the small Sano.

"But...I AM the son of an assassin!" Kenji said.

"Daughter." Said the one that looked like Saitou. "Well, either way, you're in. So, let's introduce ourselves!"

"I'm Hajime Ookami, son of Hajime Saitou!" Said the one that looked like Saitou. "I play the drums for the band. It helps with my anger management."

"I'm Shinomori Yuki, son of Shinomori Aoshi!" Said the one that looked like Aoshi. "I play the piano, cuz I think it's pretty. –giggle-"

"Blah blah. My dad was too lazy to name me, so everyone calls me his name. Sagara Sanosuke." Said the one that looked like, you guessed it, Sano. "I play the electric triangle!"

"Baka!" Said Ookami. "You play the electric GUITAR!"

"A guy can dream right???" Sano said.

"My name is Himura Kenji, and I am son of Himura Kenshin, A.K.A Hitokiri Battosai!" Kenji exclaimed.

"Right....." They all said.

"You keep thinking that." Said Sano.

"Hey, your dad wasn't even an assassin, so I wouldn't talk!" Kenji said. "Besides, my dad fought all of your and he won!"

"And I'm Queen Of England." Replied Yuki.

"Guys, stop fighting!" Said Sano, suddenly turning serious. "We have a performance tonight, and Kenji doesn't know any of the songs! We gotta get cracking!"

END CHAPTER 3

A/n: So, what did ya think? Like the name of the band? Like the BAND? I probably should have named it "Not very manly boys playing music on instruments they can't play" though. Anyways...REVIEW!