A/N: Ahh! I haven't updated for SOO long! I'm so sorry! I beg your forgiveness! It's the stupid science fair's fault. Harumph. Anyways...thank you SOO much for the reviews. By the way, to the person who was suspicious about the cars and stuff, in the first chapter I cleared up orthodontia. I guess I should clear up the other stuff: It's still the 1800's. Yesh. They just have more stuff than they really did.
Chapter 5
Mary Joe
Kenji found a nice bush to hide behind, from the evil, evil...thing. As the thing walked by, Kenji caught a glimpse of its hairy legs. It smelled of French toast and grasshopper breath. It was very massive, (1000 pounds, and 10 feet high) and had high, braided, pigtails. Its hair was greenish purple. (Don't ask me how THAT happened....-shudder-) Kenji had to use all of his willpower not to scream bloody murder.
But then...the thing came up to him. It saw him behind the bush!
"NO!" Kenji screamed. "I haven't gotten to live to see my turtle run!!!! NOOOO!!!!!"
But Mary Joe just smiled sweetly, picked Kenji up, and put him on her shoulders. Kenji angrily banged on her shoulders, with amazing strength (for a GIRL!!!), but to no avail. Mary Joe carried him off into the setting sun.
The next day, Kenji was experiencing extreme body pain from being beat up by Mary Joe when he said he didn't want to be his/her boy/girl friend. (Their genders are really confusing! .) Kaoru and Kenshin didn't believe Kenji was attacked by a killer man/lady. Well, they did, but they were convinced it was Kamatari. Kenji was forced to lie in his bed all day, when....
He heard an engine from a very schmexy sounding sports car! He got himself out of bed, and saw Sanosuke sitting there, in a very schmexy sports car!
"Wow!" Kenji exclaimed. He jumped out the window, using his hair as a rope, and landed in Sano's sport's car.
End Chapter 5!
Sorry this wasn't that long, but I didn't have many ideas. I'll update more frequently. Promise! Ja ne my (hopefully still) loyal fans!