Hey! So you know, they age a bit in between each chapters. Hehehe. Anyways, enjoy!

Chapter 2: Play Ball!

"Tacos! Get yer tacos here!" Jacks ears perked and his head jutted upwards.

"TACOS?" He waved his arms frantically. "TACOS!!!" The vender threw two tacos at Jack. One landed safely in his hand, the other smacked Ragetti in the head and sent his bouncy ball eye flying into Wills martini.

"EEK!" Will the martini to the floor.

"Me eye!" "My perfectly good martini!" "TACO!" "BOB!!!"

The three of them looked over at Annamaria. "Bob?"

Annamaria grabbed her hat with one hand and pointed at Elizabeth with the other. "BOB!!!!!!!"

Elizabeth, down seven rows, turned around and saw Annamaria. Bob still in her hand.

"Bob! Wot are ya doin' with the bird?" Annamaria shouted. She ran down the Elizabeth and grabbed one part of Bob and Liz grabbed the other.

"He's mine!" "No, mine!"

All went quite as a young elf boy ran onto the field in the nude. A girl yelled out after him.

"LEGOLAS! COME BACK! Don't steak, it's disgusting!"

A chant of 'Legoals' rang out through the stadium.

"Geez, Will. Would ye look a' tha'! He looks jest like ya!"

"Nah, Ragetti, my good chump." Jack grabbed him by the shoulder. "There is a BIG difference between Will an' tha' Legolas block. 'Es got somefin te' show off, Will doesn't."

"Wot does tha' mean?" Jack sighed.

"It means Will's a bloody eunuch." At the puzzled look on Ragettis face, Jack added. "SNIP SNIP." While miming a pair of scissors.

"oh."

Slowly, Ragetti scooted away from Will.

"GO PINTEL! YER THE BEST UMPIER EVER! WOOHOO!"

Pintel looked back at Ragetti and got hit in the knee with the ball.

(announcer speaking) "And we have our first injury of the game. Please enjoy the entertainment of Legolas dancing on the infield as the ump is carried away on a stretcher..."

I know, I know, short. But I was alone on this one, so, I don't exactly have the time to do it alone.

Read and Review fer pities sake! (lol)

CaptnKat

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CaptnKats thoughts at the moment: this has got ta be the most randomiest (hehehe) story with a plot that seems like it doesn't have a plot that I've ever written or read after writing. ((is suddenly slightly confused))