Replies to reviews:
Sennica01-(Does your muse live in your pinky finger and yell at you if you don't write what they order you to?) yeah, .... why is that?
siruisgrl76- i'm trying damn it, i'm trying!!
JacksApprentice-u're right, i've nevers tries its, buts it's FUNS!!
Avalon Estel- you accuse me of owning a plot? hmph! i am now truley offenederated!!!( i like that word.....offenderated; like offended, just not really in the dictionary)
YAY! 6 reviewsies!!!!!! i happy now!!!!!! :D
Sometimes i wonder if i'd be half as funny if i was sane........... hmmm................don't think so.
Chapter 2- The Search For Something Useful (Or: The Search For Something Useful to put into the damned plot that makes no sense in any language( except maybe pig latin.... because nothing makes sense in it anyway)!!!
Our chapter begins as our heroes are searching for something useful to put into the damned plot that makes no sense in any language( except maybe pig latin....because nothing makes sense in it anyway)!!!
"Does anyone else hear that annoying narrator voice?" Harry questioned.
"Yeah, what is that?" Ron answered, looking around for anyone who might be in possetion of an annoying narrator voice.
"Oh for heaven's sake! You're supposed to ignore it!" said the author. Then, there was complete and total silence.
"Um..... why is it so quiet?" Hermione interrupted in a small voice, afraid that the author might plauge her with dancing piggies again.
"I'm having writer's block! Okay, I admit it!!!!!" the author said in tears, " I can't think of anything random and strange enough to fill up all this room!!!"
"Oh look, a gaint flying rabid purple donkey!" Ron said looking in the sky.
"That was fast," Harry commented.
"Yeah, I've never seen a writer's block that's lasted 30 seconds before," Hermione replied.
"Oh, you foolish characters, when will you ever learn that my endless insanity comes from a bottomless well of endless insanity?" the author said in as much wiseness as she could muster.
"You can't muster a lot of wiseness, can you?" Ron asked, after which he was immediately forced to watch 100 hours of educational T.V.
"That will teach you to question my brain comasity!" the author said, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, what was I going to do next?"
...........................................................................100 hours later............................................................................
"You know, it's interesting," Hermione began," that the author just types 100 hours later, and it's 100 hours later..... but barely any real time has passed at all."
At that moment, Ron walked into the room, appearantly dazed.
"So Ron, how was the educational programming? Did you leard anything?" Hermione asked gently, trying to start a conversation.
" Did you know dogs have 3 eyelids?" Ron said in a detached sort of voice,"one on the top of the eye, one on the bottom, and another clear one called a haw to keep dirt out of its eyes?"
" That's interesting. Listen, we really have to get-"
" An owl can turn its head 180 degrees." Ron interrupted, staring at the wall blankly.
"Oooooooo! A Fact- Off!" said the excited author, " I know, I know! Pencil shavings are edible!"
"How do you know this?" asked Hermioe, distracted.
"Um... because," the author said, caught off guard, but then, realizing added, "because the author is always superior! Never question the author's authority!"
"Okay, relax, it was just a question!"
"And how do I know that you're not on a mission to destroy my ego?"
" Because such a task would be pointless and-"
"Abiotic means non-living," Ron answered, still staring at the wall, not noticing anything around him.
"Is this going to keep up for long?" Harry asked eyeing Ron cautiously.
"I don't know, I don't think I've ever done something this stupid and dangerous to a person before," the author answered, " but then again, there was that time I-"
"Can't you just type him normal again?" Harry asked.
"Hey wait, why didn't Hermione think of that?" the extremly confused author wanted to know.
"Well, I can't think of EVERYTHING!" Hermione said, annoyed.
"Geez," huffed the author, typing: Ron came back to his old dumb self.
"What is the point of this?" asked Ron who was back to his dumb old self.
"The point of what?"
"This whole thing with the educational programming, and the boring facts."
"Oh that," the author answered refusing to admit that she was only doing it to take up room, "Look, a possesed yellow cable wire riding a giant flying purple rabid donkey!"
"Isn't that the same one from a 100 hours ago?" Harry wondered.
"Yeah, actually I think it is," said the author, wondering the same exact thing.
"I'm sure I've read about this," Hermione stated, causing everyone to roll their eyes, "these things all have something in common."
"Thanks Einstien!" the author said sarcastically, not catching on, "they're both in this story, doing random things! I mean, like duh, wasn't that obvious?"
"No, I mean they all have something to do with some kind of plot. So if we found the source of all this, we'd find the plot, and the story might stop being so annoyingly random."
"Sometimes I dream that bagpipe playing pickles come into my bedroom and take all of my Christmas presents," Ron decided to say.
"See what I mean?"
"Yeah, okay, but this means I'll have to start another new chapter."
"Oh no! Not a new chapter, anything but a damned new chapter!!!" Harry replied.
"Dejavu," Ron commented.
"Bless you!" the author replied, pressed 'save this file', and posted it on the net, right here where you're reading it now.
A/N: Ron's facts are true btw, and I also DID have writer's block when I was doing this, which is why I'm going to try and make up for the lack of strangeness in this chapter, by writing Chapter 3- More Stuff Happens!! Also btw, I made all this up on the spot, since, of course, I have no plot (look at the rhymingness!) I like worms and clothes hangers. Either way, before I trail off again, I'd just like to say that anyone who wants to be worthy of my royal praise should review RIGHT NOW! Actually, you'll be the reviewer writing a review for the reviewee .... and if that makes any sense to you, then you're at least half as crazy as I am!!YAY!
Sennica01-(Does your muse live in your pinky finger and yell at you if you don't write what they order you to?) yeah, .... why is that?
siruisgrl76- i'm trying damn it, i'm trying!!
JacksApprentice-u're right, i've nevers tries its, buts it's FUNS!!
Avalon Estel- you accuse me of owning a plot? hmph! i am now truley offenederated!!!( i like that word.....offenderated; like offended, just not really in the dictionary)
YAY! 6 reviewsies!!!!!! i happy now!!!!!! :D
Sometimes i wonder if i'd be half as funny if i was sane........... hmmm................don't think so.
Chapter 2- The Search For Something Useful (Or: The Search For Something Useful to put into the damned plot that makes no sense in any language( except maybe pig latin.... because nothing makes sense in it anyway)!!!
Our chapter begins as our heroes are searching for something useful to put into the damned plot that makes no sense in any language( except maybe pig latin....because nothing makes sense in it anyway)!!!
"Does anyone else hear that annoying narrator voice?" Harry questioned.
"Yeah, what is that?" Ron answered, looking around for anyone who might be in possetion of an annoying narrator voice.
"Oh for heaven's sake! You're supposed to ignore it!" said the author. Then, there was complete and total silence.
"Um..... why is it so quiet?" Hermione interrupted in a small voice, afraid that the author might plauge her with dancing piggies again.
"I'm having writer's block! Okay, I admit it!!!!!" the author said in tears, " I can't think of anything random and strange enough to fill up all this room!!!"
"Oh look, a gaint flying rabid purple donkey!" Ron said looking in the sky.
"That was fast," Harry commented.
"Yeah, I've never seen a writer's block that's lasted 30 seconds before," Hermione replied.
"Oh, you foolish characters, when will you ever learn that my endless insanity comes from a bottomless well of endless insanity?" the author said in as much wiseness as she could muster.
"You can't muster a lot of wiseness, can you?" Ron asked, after which he was immediately forced to watch 100 hours of educational T.V.
"That will teach you to question my brain comasity!" the author said, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, what was I going to do next?"
...........................................................................100 hours later............................................................................
"You know, it's interesting," Hermione began," that the author just types 100 hours later, and it's 100 hours later..... but barely any real time has passed at all."
At that moment, Ron walked into the room, appearantly dazed.
"So Ron, how was the educational programming? Did you leard anything?" Hermione asked gently, trying to start a conversation.
" Did you know dogs have 3 eyelids?" Ron said in a detached sort of voice,"one on the top of the eye, one on the bottom, and another clear one called a haw to keep dirt out of its eyes?"
" That's interesting. Listen, we really have to get-"
" An owl can turn its head 180 degrees." Ron interrupted, staring at the wall blankly.
"Oooooooo! A Fact- Off!" said the excited author, " I know, I know! Pencil shavings are edible!"
"How do you know this?" asked Hermioe, distracted.
"Um... because," the author said, caught off guard, but then, realizing added, "because the author is always superior! Never question the author's authority!"
"Okay, relax, it was just a question!"
"And how do I know that you're not on a mission to destroy my ego?"
" Because such a task would be pointless and-"
"Abiotic means non-living," Ron answered, still staring at the wall, not noticing anything around him.
"Is this going to keep up for long?" Harry asked eyeing Ron cautiously.
"I don't know, I don't think I've ever done something this stupid and dangerous to a person before," the author answered, " but then again, there was that time I-"
"Can't you just type him normal again?" Harry asked.
"Hey wait, why didn't Hermione think of that?" the extremly confused author wanted to know.
"Well, I can't think of EVERYTHING!" Hermione said, annoyed.
"Geez," huffed the author, typing: Ron came back to his old dumb self.
"What is the point of this?" asked Ron who was back to his dumb old self.
"The point of what?"
"This whole thing with the educational programming, and the boring facts."
"Oh that," the author answered refusing to admit that she was only doing it to take up room, "Look, a possesed yellow cable wire riding a giant flying purple rabid donkey!"
"Isn't that the same one from a 100 hours ago?" Harry wondered.
"Yeah, actually I think it is," said the author, wondering the same exact thing.
"I'm sure I've read about this," Hermione stated, causing everyone to roll their eyes, "these things all have something in common."
"Thanks Einstien!" the author said sarcastically, not catching on, "they're both in this story, doing random things! I mean, like duh, wasn't that obvious?"
"No, I mean they all have something to do with some kind of plot. So if we found the source of all this, we'd find the plot, and the story might stop being so annoyingly random."
"Sometimes I dream that bagpipe playing pickles come into my bedroom and take all of my Christmas presents," Ron decided to say.
"See what I mean?"
"Yeah, okay, but this means I'll have to start another new chapter."
"Oh no! Not a new chapter, anything but a damned new chapter!!!" Harry replied.
"Dejavu," Ron commented.
"Bless you!" the author replied, pressed 'save this file', and posted it on the net, right here where you're reading it now.
A/N: Ron's facts are true btw, and I also DID have writer's block when I was doing this, which is why I'm going to try and make up for the lack of strangeness in this chapter, by writing Chapter 3- More Stuff Happens!! Also btw, I made all this up on the spot, since, of course, I have no plot (look at the rhymingness!) I like worms and clothes hangers. Either way, before I trail off again, I'd just like to say that anyone who wants to be worthy of my royal praise should review RIGHT NOW! Actually, you'll be the reviewer writing a review for the reviewee .... and if that makes any sense to you, then you're at least half as crazy as I am!!YAY!