It's A Dogs Life I Tell Ya! Chapter 3- Glomping and Allies

Kagome and Sango busily filled out the paperwork at the front desk. The ladies there kept eyeing Miroku wondering how in the seven hells a cat got in with a dog. Kagome finished just as Sango did. Turns out the cats name was Miroku and the dogs name was Inuyasha.

They left the Pound with leashes in hand and carry case also in hand...

'Well this is pleasant! Oh what a happy day I get to go home with such a lovely lady!' Purred Miroku happily in a language only animals could hear/understand.

Inuyasha snorted, 'pervert. We are being split up! I wonder whether this is good or bad?'

'Inuyasha!' Miroku feigned hurt. 'Surely you don't mean that!' He said looking through the holes in the case pointedly.

'...........no comment.' He replied.

'How long have we been animals?'

'About 500 years I think...why?'

'Awww.. 500 years and now I've found my love! How extroadinary!'

'Blech. I need a doggy barf bag... So why do you think this Sango is the one?' Asked Inuyasha as the rounded a corner on to another dimly lit street. It was getting a tad dark out and some old street lamps flickered on.

'um.... Love at first sight?'

'Pervert...' He mumbled.

"Oh Kagome I can't wait to see the look on Kohaku's face!" laughed Sango, "When I tell him I got a cat at the dog pound!!" She burst into a fit of giggles. Miroku made a strange face.

"Yeah that ought to be hard to explain!" Laughed Kagome. Then she stopped and kneeled down to Inuyasha. "Hey boy we're going to my house.. Though you're not stupid so you already knew that!" She said petting hin between the ears. Inuyasha didn't know whether her comment was a compliment or insult.

Soon at the Higurashi residence....

"Awwww Honey he's adorable! Aren't you just a cute whittle thing!" Cooed her mom and tweaking his ear.

"That's degrading to you and her." Mumbled Kagome.

"KAGOME!" Squealed Souta as he bounded into the living room where everyone was sitting. Even Inuyasha. He immediately latched onto Inuyasha and started to glomp him like mad.

'This kids a death grip!' Choked Inuyasha.

"Souta if you kill him I will make you pay!" Warned Kagome refferring to the way he was choking Inuyasha.

"Sorry sis'." Souta said almost sheepishly rubbing the back of his head. "You KNOW I love dogs."

"Yes. You're a threat to the canine world where ever you go!" Grinned Kagome.

At the Hiraikotsu household......

"Go over it one more time." Demanded Kohaku. So Sango once AGAIN explained how she went to a DOG pound and left with a CAT. Kohaku pet Miroku the whole time.

Two little red eyes peered at the cat with evil intentions.

"Mew!" Cried Kirara rubbing against Sango's ankle. Miroku jumped off Kohaku's lap to sniff at the feline.

'WHO ARE YOU!' Hissed Kirara.

'Hold up. Don't get your fur in a twist! I'm not even a cat!' Cried the helpless Miroku who tried not to look into the eyes of the territoril cat.

Kirara eyed him. 'Of course you are a cat!!'

'No I'm a human who was turned into a cat.. Look you can even smell the magic!' Defended Miroku.

Kirara sniffed the air close to Miroku the shrank back as if electrocuted. 'So you are cursed? That sucks.'

'Yeah so we have an agreement?'

'Yeah. You're human so... I won't kill you.' Kirara mewed happily as Miroku sweatdropped.

'Once agiain.. UH-OH!' Miroku thought.

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