Kiichigo: Yaay! Second chapter! I've decided now that I shall update every day or so, or at least if I have enough to write. Anyway...

Kai: Anyway... what?

Beech: :3 hiding cranberry juice behind back

Pear: Heheheee....

Kiichigo: KAWAII!! glomps Beech He's soo kawaii! Red squirrel, red squirrel...

Beech: dumps cranberry juice on Kai

Pear: Ahahahahaaa!! :D

Kiichigo: turns to Kai .... Pink squirrel, pink squirrel!

Kai: -.-# runs after Kiichigo and Beech

Kiichigo: while running away Anyway, in today's chapter, we introduce two new characters! Redwallers, a hedgehog and an otter, Mikgip and Oryn! Yaaaay! trips O.O Start chapter!!

CHAPTER 2

(Kai: .... Darn... -.-;; )

Are we there yet, Mikgip? A small, sienna otter asked, clinging to her hedgehog friend's arm. Are we where? The older hedgehog contradicted, a slight glare playing across his face. The otter whimpered. Wherever you said we we're goin', Mikgip! Migkip sighed in exasperation as he adjusted the sack over his shoulders. How many times do I have to tell ye, Oryn, we're not going anywhere!... Anywhere in particular, that is... A playful grin now took over the glare on his face. Oryn just clung tighter as she took a slow, fearful glance around the dark woods. Just then, she tripped over the hem of her habit, falling into a thick section of mud. She began to weep uncontrollably. Wahahahaaa! Now look at me, Mikgip! I'm allmuddy an' hungry an' it's dark out, an' I wanna go back to the abbey! Waahahahaaa! The hegdhog leapt forward and clapped a hand around his friend's mouth, glancing nervously around. A rustle came from bushes, then stopped, followed by snickering. Oryn's eyes widened in fear, and she immediately silenced and buried her face in her friend's habit. Mikgip held her close as a band of vermin jumped from the bushes. Their leader, a stout fox, walked forward. A curved sabre was rested on his shoulder, and he approached the two, grinning widely. He kneeled down and peered into his victims' faces. Aw, lookid wod we got here! An edgepig and is little friend, Crybaby Otter! He snickered, his band of mat-furred vermin doing the same. The fox waved a paw, and two vermin stepped forward, ropes in hand. Mikgip sat, trembling slightly, but putting on a brave face for his friend, who was shuddering noticably. He poked her shoulder gently with a claw.

Oryn, when I say so, you run and make a beeline for the abbey, alright? He murmured quietly to the otter. She looked up and nodded slightly, although fear was obvious in her face. As the two vermin, a weasel and a rat drew nearer, Mikgip hissed urgently.

With that, Oryn leapt from her friend's arms and shot off in the direction of Redwall. Mud sloshed around her footpaws, and she kicked her sandals off. The rat gave chase, but was tripped by Mikgip. For a moment it appeared as if the Redwallers were winning, but then Oryn tripped. The rat stood up and went over to her, and then tackled her. The otter's face was shoved in the mud, but being an otter, she was fine. She was tied up, her paws behind her back. She was roughly pulled up by the loose parts of the rope, and wiped mud from her snout and mouth onto her shoulder. Mikgip ran to try and fight off the rat, but was knocked unconcius by a blow to the back from the weasul's spearbutt. He, too, was tied up, and they were pulled over to the fox, who laughed in Orryn's face. Uhuhuuu, yer all mine now! The ottermaid closed her eyes, and tried to pretend this was all just a bad dream, but to no avail. She collapsed to the ground, passed out from fright.

END CHAPTER!

Kiichigo: Mwahahah! CLIFFIE!!

Kai: I know what happens, cause I'm one of the characters! I have special main character privilages, too!

Kiichigo: Yes, you do... but only cause I offered them to you so you wouldn't kill /me/.... Beech, however...

Beech: X.X out cold

Kai: Well, that's what he gets for cranberry juicing me...

Pear: Indeed!

Kai: O.o When did you get here?

Pear: Yup!

Kai: ..... riiight... Now, Kiichigo, what was all this about more cranberry juicing..? -.-#

Kiichigo: O.O End chapter.... NOW!!

Beech: miraculously revived End chapter!

Kai: No!! I must kill Kiichigo first!

END

Kai: Darnit!!