It's A Dogs Life I Tell Ya – Chapter7 : Small History Lessons and
Chandeliers Anyone?
~Lady Song
~~~
Now if you found a strange boy hugging you when you woke up what would you do?
Would you (A) Scream, wake him up with your scream, and chase him through the house with a broom.
(B) Scream, get over your shock, and calmly and reasonably ask who he was.
(C) Scream, push him away, run to neighbor's house and call 911.
(D) All of the above.
Well let's find out what Kagome did, shall we?
~~~ Higurashi residence
"GET!! OUT!! OF!! MY!! HOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled, each word followed by the young man getting hit with a broom by an angry vixen.
~(A)? Nice choice Kagome girl. Nice choice indeed...~
"Hey! Ow! That! Ow!! HURTS!!! Stop! Onegai (Please)!!!!! I SURRENDER!!! GET ME THE WHITEEEEEEEE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Replied the beaten, but not broken, boy.
"Who are you!! What are you doing in my house!!??" Shouted Kagome, holding the broom in front of her like a weapon. She had him cornered between a rock and a hard place... Actually she had him cornered between the broom and the wall.. Same difference.
"Ummmm....My name is Inuyasha...I kinda was cursed 500 years ago by a demon. I was stuck as a dog for that time and I can only be human the day after the new moon.. Sorry.."
Kagome blinked..
She blinked again...
"Proof." She ordered him. Still holding up the broom.
"Huh?" He asked.
"Prove it!" She ordered again.
"Umm... here." He pulled down the shirt of his haori to show her a red dog collar clamped tightly around his neck.
"Naaaaah.. Need more proof." She said. She was now leaning against the broom looking thoughtful.
"How 'bout a question?" She asked. He nodded vigorously. "Okay, question #1- What do I do every night before bed?"
"You recheck your homework for mistakes." He stated. She stared, blinked, then moved on.
"Correct. Question #2 – Why was I absent from school last Tuesday?" She smirked. She didn't even tell Sango this.
"You hadn't finished any of your homework and didn't want to go to school with it unfinished. Plus you had cramps because of-"He was cut off when she slapped a hand over his mouth.
"Say it. Die." He gulped. "Question #3 – What stuffed animal do I sleep with and what's its name?"
He smirked. "Its name is Nanook and it's a stuffed Husky dog. It is all white and the top of it is bluish gray!" He finished. Inuyasha smirked at Kagome's fallen position after she had inadvertently fallen off of the leaning broom.
"Oh. My. God!" She said wide-eyed. "You ARE my dog aren't you?" He smiled.
"Yeah. And did you know so is Miroku?" Kagome blinked.
"SANGO!" Kagome screeched and dove for the phone.
~~~ Hiraikotsu residence
"My fair lady, you must come down, please? I won't hurt you." Stated the man as Sango clung to the chandelier for her life.
"TWO THINGS!" She hollered. Miroku winced at her tone. Kirara sat on the ground and watched with utter amusement, in between laughing her head off, that is. "FIRST, I WILL NOT BEAR YOU CHILD!!! SECOND, I WILL NOOOOOOOOOOT COME DOWN!!!"
Snap.
Sango looked up. One of the three cords holding the chandelier to the ceiling snapped.
Snap.
There went the second one.
Snap.
'Oh crap.' Thought Sango as she rapidly approached the ground.
Yes all is STILL right with the world. It's my world mind you so things like this happen EVERY day!
~~~
A/N - Soooooooooooo what'd ya think? And people: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE Suggest something! Anything humorous but not completely and totally random is fine! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!! I AM SOOOOOOO BORED!!! Oh and review if you can/will.
JA NE MINNA-SAN
~Lady Song
~~~
Now if you found a strange boy hugging you when you woke up what would you do?
Would you (A) Scream, wake him up with your scream, and chase him through the house with a broom.
(B) Scream, get over your shock, and calmly and reasonably ask who he was.
(C) Scream, push him away, run to neighbor's house and call 911.
(D) All of the above.
Well let's find out what Kagome did, shall we?
~~~ Higurashi residence
"GET!! OUT!! OF!! MY!! HOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled, each word followed by the young man getting hit with a broom by an angry vixen.
~(A)? Nice choice Kagome girl. Nice choice indeed...~
"Hey! Ow! That! Ow!! HURTS!!! Stop! Onegai (Please)!!!!! I SURRENDER!!! GET ME THE WHITEEEEEEEE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Replied the beaten, but not broken, boy.
"Who are you!! What are you doing in my house!!??" Shouted Kagome, holding the broom in front of her like a weapon. She had him cornered between a rock and a hard place... Actually she had him cornered between the broom and the wall.. Same difference.
"Ummmm....My name is Inuyasha...I kinda was cursed 500 years ago by a demon. I was stuck as a dog for that time and I can only be human the day after the new moon.. Sorry.."
Kagome blinked..
She blinked again...
"Proof." She ordered him. Still holding up the broom.
"Huh?" He asked.
"Prove it!" She ordered again.
"Umm... here." He pulled down the shirt of his haori to show her a red dog collar clamped tightly around his neck.
"Naaaaah.. Need more proof." She said. She was now leaning against the broom looking thoughtful.
"How 'bout a question?" She asked. He nodded vigorously. "Okay, question #1- What do I do every night before bed?"
"You recheck your homework for mistakes." He stated. She stared, blinked, then moved on.
"Correct. Question #2 – Why was I absent from school last Tuesday?" She smirked. She didn't even tell Sango this.
"You hadn't finished any of your homework and didn't want to go to school with it unfinished. Plus you had cramps because of-"He was cut off when she slapped a hand over his mouth.
"Say it. Die." He gulped. "Question #3 – What stuffed animal do I sleep with and what's its name?"
He smirked. "Its name is Nanook and it's a stuffed Husky dog. It is all white and the top of it is bluish gray!" He finished. Inuyasha smirked at Kagome's fallen position after she had inadvertently fallen off of the leaning broom.
"Oh. My. God!" She said wide-eyed. "You ARE my dog aren't you?" He smiled.
"Yeah. And did you know so is Miroku?" Kagome blinked.
"SANGO!" Kagome screeched and dove for the phone.
~~~ Hiraikotsu residence
"My fair lady, you must come down, please? I won't hurt you." Stated the man as Sango clung to the chandelier for her life.
"TWO THINGS!" She hollered. Miroku winced at her tone. Kirara sat on the ground and watched with utter amusement, in between laughing her head off, that is. "FIRST, I WILL NOT BEAR YOU CHILD!!! SECOND, I WILL NOOOOOOOOOOT COME DOWN!!!"
Snap.
Sango looked up. One of the three cords holding the chandelier to the ceiling snapped.
Snap.
There went the second one.
Snap.
'Oh crap.' Thought Sango as she rapidly approached the ground.
Yes all is STILL right with the world. It's my world mind you so things like this happen EVERY day!
~~~
A/N - Soooooooooooo what'd ya think? And people: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE Suggest something! Anything humorous but not completely and totally random is fine! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!! I AM SOOOOOOO BORED!!! Oh and review if you can/will.
JA NE MINNA-SAN